Keira “Pancake” Knightley

Hollywood at its best
I think they had to hire an entire “Make-Keira-Look-Like-She-Has-Boobs” team (probably Indian programmers) to make King Arthur possible. Jax, don’t you dig this chick? By the way, is this movie worth $12 (includes medium popcorn)? If I ever did a Keira rating (I won’t anytime soon b/c she’s not in the big leagues yet), I would probably spend 90% of time contemplating what size of boobs Keira should have & what kind of roles she could land with each size. While we’re on the topic, on my boob job mailing list (I’m kidding, Melissa), I just heard Nicky Hilton got some crazy new upgrade—will have photo in time. I know, I’m going to hell.


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queenbee
queenbee

Holy smokes, they sure, um, 'adjusted' that photo..!!

In the original her chest looks like it's caving IN!

DJ Green Z
DJ Green Z

haha, my sister and i gave her than nickname "pancake" long long ago

Martina Weser
Martina Weser

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miSs
miSs

Oh Brian ... the only reason Keira from Saratoga West isn't hot is cause she's psycho. And yes ... I think Keira is hot too!!! To me shes's kinda the poor man's Natalie Portman. Both are hot, but I think Natalie's cuter. The resemblance is uncanny no?

Breasts don't always make the woman. For example, Jackson's comment about Macy Gray. Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty, but she doesn't have boobs. I think breasts are only an enhancement of beauty if the girls got a cute face too. Ok, maybe cute is too much. How about non-ugly face? Man, I can't believe I said that.

Brian
Brian

Dude, Keira is hot...and no, I'm not talking about the girl that used to live in Saratoga West. Moe and Mel, I know you two know who I'm talking about. haha.

Jackson
Jackson

Yes, I very much dig this chick...it's the English accent..ooohhweee! Dude, she's really the reason why I bought that goddam Bend It Like Beckham DVD. She's oh so tasty in those little soccer (I mean football) shorts and her compressed boobies in the sports bra. Let's not forget the club scene where she's wearing that little flowy top where we'd think her boobies would fall out but because she's lacking it's not a worry for the directors. And though she had a small role in Love Actually, she looked oh so tasty in that movie too.

Just look at pics of her from the Pirates of the Carribean premiere and you see how tasty she is...and if you want to see her boobies, I remember seeing a pic of her from the movie "The Hole" where she flashes or something...her little boobies looked tasty.

I'd rather take her flat chest instead of Macy Gray's pukable ugliness...even though Macy Gray is much more ample in the boobie section than Keira.

oh....and if Nikki Hilton got bolt-ons then I'm down to see that....aaarrghhwwooooo!!! she's tasty too...

....holla!