Phil Jackson, You Bastard!

Coach T joined up with the Lakers. There’s only one thing I don’t like about this guy in my mind. Every time I look at him, he reminds of John Travolta. It’s very painful, I tell you. Anyway, I loved the Houston Rockets of old with the 3 bombers (Kenny, Horry, & Cassell), so I’m sure Rudy will fit in wonderfully.

What about Phil? In a way, I am very glad this happened because it eventually had to, right? Personally, I did not like the aura that followed around Phil Jackson for some reason–people just expected you win because “he is so wise,” “his triangle crap is amazing,” “he does not flinch under pressure,” & blah blah blah. That is all bull, alright. Surely, I understand a coach of an NBA is an essential ingredient of a successful team, but players have their role, as well—that would explain their hefty paychecks!

[Now comes the part of my post that most of you shouldn't read b/c firstly, I'm gonna make a pretty bad analogy & secondly, it's ultimately going to be a waste of your precious work time (hint: what do basketball & chicken soup have in common?)]

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whos gonna be their next coach?