+ 1.5 for being Cuban
- 0.75 for being so damn young
+ 0.5 future potential
= 8.50 (yes, she ranks above Alba, boys & Girls)
Before I begin, let’s pray to god that Natalie’s mother has a long and happy life. Why involve Natalie’s Mommy in my overly superficial review of Natalie herself? Well, apart from giving birth to Nat, Mommy Martinez is to thank for treating the world to the Natalie-Eye-Candy we so much enjoy on various billboards, magazines, & those strolls through Macys (she’s the J-Lo spokeswoman). To put it simply, Natalie auditioned for J-Lo’s spokeswoman search upon her mom’s request. So: Muchas gracias, Senorita Martinez (that’s in my thick, deep Spanish).
God ‘O Mighty, when I saw this girl, I was thrown aback at first & then upon getting a hold of myself, I asked one question: “Is this girl Indian or Spanish?” I soon learned she’s Cuban. Yes, Cuban. As we all know, supply of Cubans is already pretty low, so naturally when a Cuban Beauty is discovered, demand will be high. Simple economics, baby.
Lets go over the figure. This will be short as I cannot stare at her nearly-naked body @ work for too long without risking the Job-Axe meeting my neck. Here’s a full body shot for your eyes:View All Photos ›