MTV Real World Philly Guesses

Ok, here’s the cast and my guesses as to what these characters are gonna be like. The last Real World I watched was the one in Vegas (of course) & since then I have not seen any specials or anything else to help me make my guesses.

Shavonda
Shavonda – Very cute. For some reason she doesn’t seem like the type to have any issues, but after watching that bitch Carol (that was her name, right?), anything’s possible. One thing’s for sure though, sistahs don’t sleep around like crazy (with exception of the RW Vegas). Let’s admit it, Vegas brings brings out everyone’s horny(ier) side. Even though her native African name is deceiving, I’m getting the “black girl likes the white foo” vibes from her. Am I wrong here?

Sarah
Sarah – Definite ho of the group. She’ll be tossed around like nobody’s business. I’m guessin’ she’ll have sex at least 5 times on camera and countless times off camera. She will have the most issues, in my opinion.

Melanie
Melanie – Aaaw, she looks like Daddy’s girl. You know what that means, right?! LESBIAN! We’ll see. I say Melanie tries to have sex with Sarah, but Sarah only enjoys heterosexual bangin’ unless of course she’s piss drunk. Then she’s game for any type of sex. Enter: The Classic Threesome. This episode will peak in ratings. Oh also, she’s least likely to get booted.

Willie
A) His name is Willie
B) His shirt matches with his skin tone.
He’s the classic “let’s get the gays around the country & world to tune in & bump up our ratings” character.

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15 comments
Rochelle
Rochelle

I think that you are completely wrong about the Real World Philly. It was really interesting and I completely enjoyed it. My favorite characters were actually Shavonda and Landon. I think that they make a really cute couple. Much better than that hideous Shaun.

Jackson
Jackson

I didn't really catch the whole thing and didn't really care but I thought Landon and MJ were like the same person. I didn't really catch any glimpses of that Melanie chick. No judgment on the black chick yet. Willie is a flaming fag and proud of it...but I think I'd be more scared of the black guy and his chocolate tolberone. Sarah...now she seems like a cool girl. I don't think I'll be watching this one as intently as I did San Diego...lack of hot asian girl makes it unappealing.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

watching Real World (and pretty much anything else on MTV), is just one of those guilty pleasures that most of us hate to admit to. personally, i think the biggest attraction to watching this stuff is invariably the girls at hot. hos or not hos, who really cares? it's just eye candy. most of us will never get the chance to get these girls in bed anyways, so does it really matter if they're the biggest sluts in the world or not?

that Greencard show sounds crazy. i believe there's something out there like that. crazy. from a perspective of an American that lived in Mexico for nearly 3 years... for the most part, Mexican people are happy where they're at and have no desire to live in the States. we see a very small percentage of those people here in the U.S. there are plenty on Mexican nationals that have bigger bank accounts than the average American. my entire perception of Mexico was blown away the first time i kicked it in the city down there. they're bling-blingin down there like folks in L.A.

steve
steve

I always thought that Real World Seattle castmember Janet Choi should have cast aside her desire to be a newscaster(she works for Channel One, a company that forces school kids to watch their crap or they take a way the free TVs), and done hardcore porn/own line of frozen asian dinners. From the kitchen of Janet Choi!

Moe
Moe

yes yes. all coming back this weekend, baby!

Samantha
Samantha

are you guys serious about that greencard show? I thought Moe was joking. that's really sad.

so what happened to the feature where you see the most recent comments? that was good stuff, so you see what people just said and what to respond to.

miSs
miSs

Yeah, I heard about that Greencard show. Its so funny and sad at the same time. Sigh. You know if they win they don't even get a guarentee? Its just a lawyer who is will to help them get one for a year. Some of the things they do are pretty dangerous. I don't know man, I'd rather run and take my chances with the federalies.

Moe
Moe

Coral!

Yes yes! God, I get angry thinking about her. My sister met her at one of LA's bars and she tells me she's real nice (there must have been some alcohol involved)

Dude, I don't have TIVO & trust me, I wouldn't watch that crap if it was on. I watch MTV for cribs & their funky award shows. Everything else makes me feel like I'm trying rewind my life.

Sam, can I help it I know my peoples? I understand the ladies, my lady. It's a pity the ladies don't seem to understand me...

I saw a full bodyshot of the Shavonda on some site & after seeing the shot, I changed 'cute' to 'very cute' and added the white boyfriend part. There is a GLARINGLY THICK line between black women who swing to the white man and black women who love only the black chocolate.

Samantha
Samantha

Moe, are you sure you didn't watch the pre-season special? Your guesses are pretty good. But from the special, it looked like Shavonda might be the token bitchy black girl. And she has a white boyfriend (are you sure you didn't watch it?).

PS the bitch from before was Coral

Moe
Moe

Have you seen that MExican reality TV show that makes them eat cow shit for a US greencard?

hilarious, man. Mexicans are by far one of the most ghettocreative people in the world!

miSs
miSs

Jobless? What? Does that mean you are coming out to Cali? What about income? Will you be looking for a new job?

Dude, I stopped watching Real World a long time ago. You can always predict everything that happens anyway. There is always a whore, a man whore, a drama queen/king, the quiet person who totaly snaps by the middle of the season, and the innocent one that gets corrupted. Personally I think all those people look like tools who just want to be on the show to get famous. Suckas. All of them. I poop on Reality Televison. Well except for Joe Schmo. Because dammit, they made fun of Reality TV.

Jackson
Jackson

I don't think I'd be able to handle her chocolate nubian luvin.

Moe
Moe

Why do the sistahs always get shafted!?

Jackson
Jackson

I guess they learned their lesson from casting a boring asian like Jamie last season not to cast one this season....and she was frickin korean...they're action-packed with drama!!!

From just the headshot, here's my rankings on which chick I most want to see naked.

1) Melanie

2) Sarah

3) Shavonda

Moe
Moe

Mah-lee-sa - you are more MIA than me, man!

Dude, do your own lame RW guesses if you get time. Use the pics that I've already uploaded.

I hope everything is going well.

Oh, I'm going to be jobless come "end of November!"

Yippee!!