Lame Search Words & An Ugly Beach

AAAEEEW!
Santa Monica Beach, today. Literally gross. Sole reason why I hated going to beaches in Cali.

1. FAMOUS ACTRESSES WITH CLOSE-SET EYES [Love the detail]
2. hiromi oshima sex tape
3. hiromi oshima nelly
4. hiromi oshima threesome [yes, one more!]
5. varian gray [part-time correspondent]
6. fuck indians outsourcing bastards [haha]
7. define fobby [Jax/Melissa, one of you should do a Fob Personality type as you two have more experience]
8. lame chan
9. Nick Carter Paris Hilton bruise
10. vanessa bryant gain weight [She's still hot, baby]
11. fobbed out [Jax/Melissa: When you do the Personality Type, give examples. haha]
12. ashlee simpson has large breasts I never got passed her nose
13. lam ka yan damn sexy [fobby search in all its glory]
14. The Thai Princess Thai Drama [Melissa, you have some fans]

and of course, a crowd we proudly cater…

15.-Black guys with japanese girl


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Man da NY
Man da NY

Steve man

I thought I lost ya man already . Ma' dream ya make it here to USA so we can unite after all. I'm big & black and we can hump together... just ya and me. Ok, few brothers could maybe swing by. I'm sure ya don't mind. Mossad and the Shin Bet don't need to know about this one. Pro, I promise to keep it right... Just between you and your best new black friend. Imagine pro ... so white and me soooo big black between da sheetz.

steve
steve

I really don't know about the Mossads attempt to break into NZ to steal their fruit seeds(or whatever they were there for). sounds like an urban myth to me; as most Mossad operatives don't go through customs with passports of the state that they're entering. They tend to fly on biz aircraft like the bombardier global express and deplane at small airfields with limited screening. Maybe our guys were busted by the kiwis, but I can still visit NZ WITHOUT A VISA. for the record, we have two security agencies: Mossad and the Shin Bet. The Shin Bet are well.....scary

Moe
Moe

Is it me or is Santa Monica beach full of mexicans & asians? I just see no whities, that's all.

Ok since it is storming here in the south, I'm gonna take my Robot Ass home before I am unable to later this evening.

Steve, no hard feelings about the comments. We shit on you only because we know you'll slyly move out of the way and try to shit on us. (whatever that's suppose to mean)

Peace!

Moe
Moe

#5 Elat, Israel(the beach is ok, but the ladies HOT HOT HOT)

I remember reading about this somewhere. probably in a Euro FHM

Dude, is that your own list or some exclusive list for Rich, Jewish, Ruskies?

GOD DAMN IT! I MUST TRAVEL MORE (although, I doubt they'll let me into Israel).

Hey Steve, I read somewhere that New Zealand is denying all Israeli nationals visas b/c the Mosad (AKA CIA of israel) tried to get into new zealand w/ phony New Z passports & New Zealand officials caught them in the act?! haha

Is there any truth behind this?

Dude, I thought your intelligence agency would be the best in teh world?!

steve
steve

the world's best and cheapest beaches

#1 Pointe du Dakhla, Morocco/western sahara

#2 Laayoune, Morocco

#3 Manado, North Sulawesi, Indonesia

#4 Suva City Beach, Suva, Viti Levu, Fiji( parttime home of Vijah Singh)

#5 Elat, Israel(the beach is ok, but the ladies HOT HOT HOT)

Moe
Moe

These are the terms used in search engines (mostly yahoo & google).

miSs
miSs

So are these terms people have search for on this website, or search words that have led to this website? Wow I do have fans!

Jackson
Jackson

lame chan was me....i wondered how little girlies would be able to find James' pics.

....good lookin out Brian....man, now you got me thinking of the sheer hawtness of miss suzanne and her bolt-on bewbies....i like bewbies.

Brian
Brian

If you think Santa Monica beach is ass, try checking out Huntington Beach. That beach is nasty; rated one of the worst beaches in California (probably in the world). The only good thing that Huntington Beach has is a nice taco Tuesday place right off main street where the waitresses are hotties. Jackson would love them, they all look like S. Nakatas.