Paris Hilton Consulting, Inc.

Paris plays many roles in life. The perennial hoochie momma is a porn star, model, jeweler, & now a Star Consultant.

Listen up all you girls who lack self-esteem & style. Ms. Hilton speaketh:

If you wanna do it like an heiress you have to enter in royal and regally, but not like a snob. Act like you’re wearing an invisible crown. It’s all about confidence. You wanna pose, slenderise your hips, and you could do a certain pose – it depends on what you’re wearing. You just have to walk down knowing you’re hot. You have to smile sweet and look nice – and never close your eyes!

[Consulting fees paid by Ellen DeGeneres] Stolen from New Woman

Although, I must admit, this girl is a marketing genius.


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Pistol Pete
Pistol Pete

Paris needs some good hard cock to rock out on, then she and Nicole Richie can have their heroin.

d.c.
d.c.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder? oh yeah.. the crown of which still belongs to Madonna..

Rachel S.
Rachel S.

Paris Hilton a genius?!? Now THAT is funny! Since when is an immature 9th grade dropout a genius?

Cynthia
Cynthia

Genius my ass! She is dumber than a box of rocks! That's not genius--it's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder!

A Socialite's Life
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Moe
Moe

New Woman is a legitimate source (at least more legit than News of the World). I think News of the WOrld lost all its credibility with the Paris Tape (Part II) story.

Irregardless, some of their stories are pretty entertaining. The british know their gossip, baby.

Jackson
Jackson

PARIS IS SO FUCKEN HOT!!!! i need to go watch that video again...

Okay, so is New Woman a bit more legit than News Of The World? This site also says that Avril Lavigne is going to marry that Sum 41 singer... i guess canadians only stick with each other?

damn....that means me and Rachel Perry could never be together...sad!