As much I hate to turn this site into a Paris news feed, I had to point this one out for kicks. This happened on the 13th, so it’s kinda old….
Anyway, it was bound to happen, a’right. I was actually planning my own heist if she ever bothered to swing through the south. Well, 2 brave guys (98% chance they were frat boys from UCLA) grew the balls to actually egg Paris while she jabbed off overly obvious tips on how to whore yourself to rich men & the media. World Entertainment News Network reports on the action that went down @ West Hollywood’s Book Soup store for yuppies & the like:
Paris was very shaken and could not believe it when the crowd started chanting and hurling abuse.
All of a sudden two guys threw eggs at her head but they missed and cracked on her shoulder.
Paris had to be shielded by eight bodyguards and was really upset.
Props to Teen Hollywood
& of course, those two punks!
Hold up! It seriously took eight fucking bodyguards to cover up an 80lb stick of a heiress?! Were these bodyguards, by chance, midget bodyguards?
Irregardless, I want to see some bloody photos as proof!