Mother fucker! I can’t understand it. Apparently, this guy is charming. News of the World reports on how such a sleezy bastard can be sleeping with hottie, Terri Seymour. Terri explains the pull (let’s keep in mind Simon’s a millionaire):
Terri, 30, sighed: “If I had a pound for every woman Simon has kissed since we’ve been together I’d be VERY rich.
“When I’m out with Simon women are literally throwing themselves at him— grabbing him, kissing him on the lips and then waving back at me. It’s bizarre.
“When I take his clothes to the dry cleaners, I empty out the pockets and find loads of phone numbers scrawled on pieces of paper—from MEN as well as from women. Constantly.
“But if I allowed my jealousy to vent at every single little thing I’d go crazy.”