Body Double: Angelina Jolie & Anonymous Cia Maritma Model

Angelina Jolie Body Double
First, I would like to say that Brazillian women are absolutely hot! They rank up there with the Thais, Ruskies & Indians!

I wish I had the model’s name, but if any of you horny people know, please comment below. All I know is that she was modeling for Cia Maritma @ the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, Summer 2005.

Body double analysis: In order for this model to become a Angelina Clone, I suggest she get a tip-top surgeon to inject a little botox into her upper lip. Other than that, Angie just has a little meatier appearance, but that’s understandable as she’s no longer paid to be a borderline-anorexic model!

Anyway, in a couple weeks, I’ll be coming out with my top 5 Summer 2005 swimsuits for hotties (especially those special hotties with their beautiful hands deep inside daddy’s disposable income cookie jar).


24 comments
ILoveBrazilianWomen
ILoveBrazilianWomen

This chicks all right. But Brazil has hotter women. Lets see their pictures posted here. Brazilian, Indian and Puerto Rican ladies are the world's hottest, without a doubt.

JoeMama
JoeMama

It's nice that an American can go to Brazil or Argentina and be robed and that it is a very paceful place. Girl sounds very hot, if not too young and uneducated. Clearly though, English is her second language and she still communicates well with it.

VIKAS
VIKAS

I CERTAINLY HAVE TO AGREE THAT INDIANS N BRAZILIANS MEN N WOMEN LOOK THE BEST IN THE WORLD. N THIS CHIC WAS JUST ANOTHER SPECIMEN FOR THAT. LOOK AT THE AMERICANS ACTORS N ACTRESSES, I BET EVEN A LOCAL INDIAN/BRAZILIAN GUY/GAL CAN DEFEAT THEM ANYTIME ANYWHERE

Girl
Girl

about the eyes I think his eyes are beautiful...the color, the shape, everything.... and I don't think they are too apart...and if his eyes are like this the jenifer aniston eyes are like this 00 and you still thinking she is hot no? and he is always sexy in his videos and performances...so yes...this is a turn in to imagination....about the hair.... YES... I REALLY LIKED the long hair....was just an wonderful phase... I hope it come back....well.. about the nose... his nose is wonderful...I really like it... I like men who have a natural nose (even if the nose is too big or not a perfect shape like in his case I like.... a man with a sooooo perfect nose is a turn off.... every man got to be a little ugly.... a man too hanson looks like a woman do you know...) and with a nose at the size that JC have it become a tool to when you go bed.... you know... men have tools the penis, the fingers, the tongue... and in JC case... THE NOSE... he has one more tool then you have...haha... okay...hope I didn't scare you...

Jackson
Jackson

damn...that didn't work... the second set were supposed to be a lot farther apart from each other.

Jackson
Jackson

dude....whack....we were so off... damnitt! man.... you're assumptions got more 'wrong' answers... and mine just were confusing.... oh well.. next.

...it must've been the giration of his hips and the sexy choreographed dance moves from teh cheesy music videos that got Girl sprung on that tool JC.

it's like if this is how a normal person's eyes are spread apart....

0 0

this how far apart JC's are...

0______0

....don't know if that made any sense.

Moe
Moe

ok, so we miserably failed.

thanks, girl. Your honesty is appreciated.

Also, she didn't deny or confirm the brazil residency, so that's the only positive thing.

But WHY JC?! Was it the long hair he once sported or is it large nose that currently hangs off his face?

Girl
Girl

why do you think I'm a guy? wich kind of behave?

OK, lets start...

1-Girl’s reaction to this will be more like Barely Legal Lydia or SoCal Sokha? >> have no idea what are you talking about....

2-so let’s start with East Coast or West Si-ide? I say East Coast…just cause. Shall we pin-point it a little more and say the Northeast? >> didn't get it...

3-Oh, and Girl, there is Vancouver, WA…>> you know I was talking about vancouver - canada... this is not a excuse.. because there is a city called roma near from the city that I live and this not mean that I live in Italy....anyway...you get it.. I was talking about the most famous Vancouver.

4-but it is in no way anything like BC>>> no idea what are you talking about...

5-….I say Girl is of the South American >> maybe....

6- Barely Legal Lydia >> WHO? how old this person is?

7-She was born, raised & currently lives in brazil. I’m about 85% sure>> some people who likes to travel read magazines, search in internet and know this places... this are really famous places (to people who like to travel to exotic places with beaches and/or lots of virgin nature)

8-somewhere in between 20-25>>> wrong... try again...

9-wants to sleep w/ JC >>> SOOOO RIGHT....

10-become filthy rich >> right

11-by way of sleeping around>> wrong.. I never said that... you suggest me to sleep with one of his friends to have the oportunity to meet him...so I said to you suggest some names.. and I just want to sleep with him... and (if a marry him) as a consequence become rich..

12-You gotta love being young>> right.. but nothing wrong beeing old too... I'm sure I'll be happy when I become old... living in neverland or some place like that will be really fun....

13-drives a Honda or uses public transportation>> wrong...

14-college grad or currently undergrad>>> wrong...

15-Social sciences>> wrong...

16-because she has a lot of time to fill her head w/ random (yet useful) facts>> I read papers do you know? I'm young but this does not mean I got to be stupid (I said this another day in a coment about "prince" harry...)anyway... I got really pissed when people say shit about something as they done to Brazil...

17-yes. Her infatuation with nature makes this likely>>not sure about what is *infatuation* I just know this is a Christina Aguilera song... well... I'm a nature lover.. but don't have pets at the moment....

18-I'm NOT a guy.. and you will not lose a reader...*waiting for the next topic about me....I'm like paris....I love the attention...*

until then....I will stay in front of the computer.... listen to this...

http://www.highwiredinc.com/html/playlist1/swf/sounds/celebrity/jc_swa/jc_bd_female.swf

thanks guys....

Moe
Moe

hey man. there are some sickos out there, ok. You gotta take it all into consideration, but it's very doubtful that 'girl' is a dude.

Jackson
Jackson

dude.... if Girl was actually a guy... that would make the guy who says he's 'Girl' a fag cause he wants to sleep w/ JC.... so Girl must be a girl, either that or we got a homo reading the site....which in that case, i'm glad that we did the game and lost a reader...

.....okay, i guess we're gonna have GLAAD on our asses now.

Moe
Moe

Girl---broken down...

Although doubtful, she might be a man playing a dirty joke on us. If so, damn you.

Good call on the SA thing. After reading…

I suggest you to search in google for “Fernando de Noronha” “Florianópolis” “Salvador Bahia” “Pantanal” “Porto de Galinhas” “Porto Seguro” “Floresta Amazônica” and of course “Fortaleza” or “Fortaleza Ceara” (Ceara is the name of the state) and believe me… the beautiful images you will see are not created at photoshop or something like.. this was created by mother nature

She was born, raised & currently lives in brazil. I’m about 85% sure!

Age- I'd have say she falls somewhere in between 20-25. Why else would she comment on our bullshit. Plus she was in into *nsync, wants to sleep w/ JC & become filthy rich by way of sleeping around! You gotta love being young!

Car- Being young, she's probably price conscious, so she probably drives a Honda or uses public transportation

Education – college grad or currently undergrad. Social sciences---only because she has a lot of time to fill her head w/ random (yet useful) facts. We have the time too, so no worries!

Pets – yes. Her infatuation with nature makes this likely.

In the past when we’ve played this game, we always end up losing the visitor, so odds are pretty good that Girl made her last comment yesterday. Damn it!

Girl, before you move on to the next blog, please grade us! We’re trying to hone our skills!

Jackson
Jackson

hmm....yes yes yes.... we shall play the game. Hmm....do you think Girl's reaction to this will be more like Barely Legal Lydia or SoCal Sokha?

okay....so let's start with East Coast or West Si-ide? I say East Coast...just cause. Shall we pin-point it a little more and say the Northeast?

Oh, and Girl, there is Vancouver, WA...but it is in no way anything like BC...it's like a bastardly child that gets no child support of Vancouver BC....total boonies.

anyways....back to the game.

Hmm....I say Girl is of the South American decent cause she was passionate to talk about Brazil and how the Times makes them look bad....

Lastly, I'll say that she's atleast older than Barely Legal Lydia.

Okay Fas, your analysis....

Moe
Moe

ok, Jax. What do you think about playing the "Guess Who's Visiting The Bastardly" game w/ 'girl'?

Moe
Moe

damn you for that last comment.

Girl
Girl

oh... and the girls are absolutely hot... no matter which place you chose to go.... you will find a lot of hot girls....

Girl
Girl

I never gone to Fortaleza but I saw a lot of pics, and some people that I know go there for vacations very often.... It really is a beautiful place...and it is really far from Rio.. about the ghetto thugs (i don't know what is thugs but i can imagine...) I got to say that Rio have some...(of course....as every BIG City...) and it happened to some americans to be robed.... I don't know where did you get this information but HEY... don't believe everything you read....(and if you read this in the New York Times, think again before believe because New York Times have done some BIG FAULTS to brazilian people and to the image of Rio...) you know media is like this, they want to sell but sometimes they go too far... this is not a good thing.... but believe me Rio is not just this.. is too a wonderful and beautiful place.... it depends of what do you want to see, Brazil have a lot of wonderful places to visit, and a lot of choices to everyone and I guarantee to you Brazil is a pacefull and safe place (to all the people around the world include americans..)

I suggest you to search in google for "Fernando de Noronha" "Florianópolis" "Salvador Bahia" "Pantanal" "Porto de Galinhas" "Porto Seguro" "Floresta Amazônica" and of course "Fortaleza" or "Fortaleza Ceara" (Ceara is the name of the state) and believe me... the beautiful images you will see are not created at photoshop or something like.. this was created by mother nature.... I just can compare the beaches and places of Brazil to Australia... But in Brazil you are more safe because in Brazil there is NO WAY to find a shark in the beach and it ate your leg (or something more important.... OUCH..)while you are surfing....

Brazilian people are very receptive and lovely... they are known as one of the happiest people in the world...as I said... it happens to have some bad people.... but its not everyone I guarantee you...

Moe
Moe

Oh have you been?! It's seriously that far? Actually, I think that's a good thing. Rio is full of ghetto thugs waiting for innocent americans to rob.

From what I've read, Fortaleza sounds awesome. I'm waiting for the brazillian real estate market to tank again so I can swoop something up. I got a S.American real estate savings account setup waiting for some candy!! Although, I'm sure there are a million laws keeping me from buying anything...

Girl
Girl

oh and Moe... Fortaleza is so closed to Rio as Florida to DC... yeah....

Girl
Girl

Rob Baldauf don't know anything... brazilian woman are the hottest this is a fact... and Varian Gray are you saying Buenos Aires is in Brazil? be carreful, is so wrong than say Vancouver is in US... Buenos Aires is in Argentina, Argentina is one of the neighbord os Brazil.... Brazil is a country, Argentina is another....

Rob Baldauf
Rob Baldauf

Persian women are the hottest. Italian are in a close second. Swedish take third. yeah yeah, what what

Moe
Moe

oh one more thing. before you do head to the south & pimp on your share of columbians (jackson is in love these after his aruba trip, by the way), chileans, & braaasilians beauties, you MUST get a fucking camera!

I'm planning on getting a moejackson.com tshirt thing going, so hopefully we can chip in for Varian-Cam with the promise that you share your scandalous photos.

Moe
Moe

Great choice, man. I hear forteleza is a sweet place (close to rio, i think).

Dude! just saw a fucking dave attell the other day when he was in rio de janeiro for Carnival! it looked down right awesome w/ all the sinful partyin'. actually, there were plenty of dudes dressed in drag, but still it looked damn fun.

i just checked my Cheapo Tivo (tivo immitation) after I got home today from work & i have a wild on...Chile recorded on there. i had chance to sample the first few mins of it & my god, it put memories of dirty vegas in my head.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

This Brazillian girl is hot as hell. i wish i was kickin it with her. and yes, she's does look a bit like Angelina.

girls like her is why i plan on moving down to South America sometime in the next 12 months. Buenos Aires is calling my name!

Jackson
Jackson

I think we need to see this model topless so that it compares well to all the boobie shots of Angelina from past movies so she can totally pass as a body double....yes, i like boobies.

...oh, and Colombian women are ridiculously wet dream hot too!!!