Gypsy Ashlee Simpson On SN-Lip Syncing

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We’ve repeatedly expressed that Asslee’s talent is merely a facade created by her money-hungry father & yesterday it was finally revealed in front of millions of people.

A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans – and blamed her band for playing the wrong song. [NY Daily News]

That is evil. [Watch Clip of Scandalous Apology]

I don’t give a shit about the absolutely horrible-horrible [watch a clip] attempt at lip syncing a’right. Everyone does it—from Madonna to Britney to unknown really good lip syncers who have yet to be caught. But what the hell was that Midwest-gypsy-dance after the lip syncing debacle was revealed, man? I think the entire band was literally shocked/disgusted! Did she really think she could just sneak that through unnoticed? Anyway, here’s a funny video made by the great people at College Humor.

Ashlee, for future performances (i.e. your performance @ Monday night’s Radio Music Awards (NBC)), please keep from dancing (you’re no Britney) & please-please get your cue right if you’re gonna lip sync! Now to end w/ some words from Ashlee in an interview w/ Lucky Magazine.

The Question: What are your takes on lip-synching?

Asslee’s Regrettable Response: I’m totally against it and offended by it. I’m going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I’d never lip-synch. It’s just not me.


12 comments
Katie G
Katie G

when i saw this, i was torn between feeling sorry for her & laughing.

but i do feel sorry for her, i agree that poppa joe simpson is pushy & pimping

his daughters-she wasnt ready for snl, she didnt know how to handle it.

but still, ASHLEE SUCKS

Mia
Mia

i have not watched the clip allready, but i imagina, pour ash

but now she have two new songs in the new album about that episode!

Samantha
Samantha

That was horrid. But when I watched it, I swear they didn't have her voice playing in the background. Did they edit it for the west coast? And that was a cheap shot, blaming the band. Please.

Jackson
Jackson

okay so i read (on Yahoo) that, "Her manager-father said Monday his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse."

...and I caught a brief interview last night on that show where she said that also...

...um, anyone wanna give me a briefing on acid reflux?

damn you Daddy-Simpson!!!! you goddam whorer-outer of your daughters...now people who don't know what acid reflux is is going to think ashlee is dying now or something!!?!?

I bet after this acid reflux was the most searched word on google by 11-17 year olds...

Moe
Moe

any of you watch these awards?

I'm curious as to how ashlee did last night? I heard she blew it & proved she really needs the background track...

Moe
Moe

DUDE! Working @ a sushi restaurant and heading to the fucking beach?! That punk! So is she also going to marry some mexican down there or what? I better be invited for the party. I just want to calmly say Damn Jescheeka.

Hey, you still thinking about jumping to Costa rica in feb?

Euro in the fall? You girls plan so far ahead. I love that. You guys going in the fall specifically b/c you want to avoid tourists or is there somethign special going down?What do you think about South America? I know jax would be down for that. haha.

We land in Chile, work our way down to southern Argentina. it would be about 1/10th the cost!

miSs
miSs

Actually she is on one fuckin amazing vacation. She isn't really doing anything in Costa Rica except for working at a sushi restuarant and going to the beach. Man, she seriously has the life. Yeah she decided to take a vacation from her vacation and go to Panama and the Dominican Republic for two weeks. Seriously, while we are both working our asses off for the man ... shes out galavanting having an absolutely fabulous time. Do I sound a bit jealous? HEL YA I"M FUCKIN JEALOUS!!! But, I love that girl and if there is anyone I would want to be jealous of its my best friends. I'll just to all the boring stuff, like the 9-5 job and she can kick back for me =0)

We really do need to plan a reunion ... are you down for backpacking through Europe next fall? Jes and I were thinking about it.

Moe
Moe

Melissa! I got an email from Cheeks a few days back, man. She's apparently in panama for the bit so she finally has internet

dude is cheeks still savin' the turtles or is she busy converting poor people to Christianity?

miSs
miSs

It was so awful!!! And, dammit all I kept looking at was her nose. I feel bad for saying that. The performance was just all bad. Thank god HOT ASS Jude Law was there, I'm sure no one really cared what the hell she did. In fact, I'd like to thank her band for "playing the wrong song" so I did not have to endure another Ashlee preformance and got to see more of the HOT British guy.

Jackson
Jackson

I haven't had a chance to watch the clip or really know what the hell happened but all i gotta say is bwahahahaahahhaaaa for that stupid stupid talentless girl.

I hope this post gets back all our favorite ashlee supporters (i.e. cosmic girly, molly, and jessica)....i miss ripping on them.

Brian
Brian

This furthers my beliefs that she is a dirty country bumpkin non-singing daddy pimped whore.