Potato Penis For Sale On Ebay!

Potato Penis
I shit you not!

Curiously shaped, single whole potato, grown at my mother’s allotment.

How sweet is that? Unfortunately Melissa bought this item just yesterday! Damn you! Melissa, how much was shipping from England?

Make sure you check out the Questions & Comments towards the bottom:

This potatoe appears to have genital warts, will this be cured before sending the item out?

hahahaha —I know, I know, I’m horrible!