Potato Penis For Sale On Ebay!

Potato Penis
I shit you not!

Curiously shaped, single whole potato, grown at my mother’s allotment.

How sweet is that? Unfortunately Melissa bought this item just yesterday! Damn you! Melissa, how much was shipping from England?

Make sure you check out the Questions & Comments towards the bottom:

This potatoe appears to have genital warts, will this be cured before sending the item out?

hahahaha —I know, I know, I’m horrible!


12 comments
james
james

i bet u wanka with that

james
james

bigger thans ures fuker

lola
lola

orgasmically grown!

Moe
Moe

I think I'll toss this question to steve. haha

miSs
miSs

No I did not buy the potato. Although it would have been pretty funny if i did!

Moe
Moe

looks like Ebay took the page down.

Moe
Moe

"I’m so bored with my regular dildos"

hahahaha, dude!!!! SO WRONG!

Moe
Moe

It's a genetic mutation, baby. I think this is real, man.

Samantha
Samantha

I have the urge to comment, but I'm sure this is a joke and I'm just gullible. It's a joke, right?

miSs
miSs

Yes ... I did buy this lovely potato and let me tell you folks ... the shipping costs were a heavy penny. But I thought to myself ... I'm so bored with my regular dildos ... why not try something new? And its all natural!