Cheating With Eva Longoria…Damn Him!

Neighbor: Eva-Eva, look what happened when I was cutting the lawn. A splinter…

Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives

Eva: Let me see…hmmm, yes, you’re right. That looks reeeal bad. Hmm, what can we do?

Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives

Oh I know! Let me put my own disinfectant on it—my tongue & my lips. Ok, how does that feel?

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nitro
nitro

she's HOT!!!! i go fuck her all night and day :P and lick her face like a dog and whip her so good

hermanita
hermanita

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GIRLLLLLLLLL ALERT. :P

steve, are you the same guy that said she's ugly and look like his sis and then said she's hot? I'm a little confused.

HumanFreakShow300
HumanFreakShow300

First Pic -- This is 2005 -- HIV -- AIDS! Don't try this at home kids!

steve
steve

the pedastal cant be high enough for her. have you guys ever seen her pics. doing yoga in her white sweats. omg

paul
paul

eva is absolutely incredible

Shades
Shades

I think my dog was more intelligent than eva. Also, there are lots of prietter women out there, guys. So let's not put her on too high of a pedestal.

mike
mike

FUTUREGRAPHICZ@AOL.COM

mike
mike

HE AINT ALL THAT NEITHER IS JC CHAVEZ WATEVER HIS NAME IS EVA LISTEN TO ME DOLL I CAN DO BETTER THAN BOTH THOSE GUYS WITH MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACk* FIND ME ; )

steve
steve

Eva Langoria isn't hot, she looks like my sis. Guys, every woman on the beach in Haifa, Israel looks like Eva Langoria; except they're about a thousand times more intelligent and they own little boutiques, bars, restaurants and whorehouses. If you want a slightly less skinny(Eva's too skinny lads, lets be honest), deeper Eva-esque beauty, visit Haifa. Varian, keep your black ass at home(for your own safety); the girls won't dig ya' and their brothers will throw your lifeless corpse into the Med if the girls ever did by chance dig ya. V, www.ionpromotion.net they won't return my messages, get on it dogg

Samantha
Samantha

She was on Leno last night. I don't know if it was a re-run. But she was talking about her bathtub scene and how she was wearing pasties and they fell off. You boys would've enjoyed it.

Moe
Moe

http://jc-source.net/ SAYS:

Divorced from General Hospital actor Tyler Christopher, former beauty pageant competitor Longoria says she watches the show with her ever-present lap dog, a white Maltese named Jinxy, and boyfriend, 'NSync-er JC Chasez, who has become a big fan. "He loves the show," Longoria says. "But he doesn't like Gabrielle at all." In her spare time, Longoria paints colorful hearts on canvas. Source: USA Today

Hollywood royalty turned out for the Carousel of Hope Event, where Oprah Winfrey honored Halle Berry with the special Brass Ring award. A radiant Halle Berry was joined by what seemed like all of Hollywood including Mohammed Ali, Beyonce, Carmen Elecktra, Brendan Fraser, Lance Bass, Suzanne Somers, Rita Wilson, Ivana Trump, Kristen Davis, Rod Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Dennis Miller, Tori Spelling, Vivica A. Fox, Tony Danza and Mischa Barton (...) The "Desperate Housewives" vixens - Nicolette Sheridan and Eva Longoria - were out and alone. Eva left boyfriend JC Chasez at home. "He's home being a desperate boyfriend," joked Eva. Source: Access Hollywood

Posted by Criss, October 29

It's good to know she has a sense of humor.

Samantha
Samantha

I actually don't know what's going on with them. Ever since JT left nsync, I haven't been keeping up with the gossip about the other boys. Actually, no one has.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

Eva Eva.... oh so fine. i NEED some of that.

Moe
Moe

17?!!? jeez.

So sam, what's the scoop on JC and this chick? I suspect you might have the inside gossip...

Samantha
Samantha

I think he's supposed to be 17 in the show, but he's actually like 25. He's a hot boy.

Jackson
Jackson

i ain't outta here until 10pm PST.... i'm actually still at my ass-raping job cause they wanna stick it in me as much as they can before i leave...

leaving at my 11am meeting....

Moe
Moe

Dude, what time you jettin' off to paradise!?! BASTAAAARD!

Jackson
Jackson

you know, so how old is he supposed to be in the show? cause he says that he did well on his biology exam in that one scene...okay, so i remember taking bio sophmore year. But then doesn't he also say he has algebra too? okay, i think i took that in 8th grade!?!?

okay...nevertheless...bottomline....DAMN HIM!!!! DAMN HIM I SAY....HE GO TO HELL!!!!!! SON OF A!!!!!!!

Jackson
Jackson

My co-worker's wife said that she dumped JC's lame ass?!?! Can someone confirm that??!?!?

..if so, right on Eva!!!! Eva, I can mow your lawn too!!!

jacinthe
jacinthe

What about damning the girl? The guy, whoever he may be, is pretty damn hot. I'd do him on the dinner table anytime.