Star Jones Weds Al Reynolds (Peace Be Upon Him)

Star Jones

The train was so long it took about seven people to carry it. [The Jamaican Observer]

They’re lucky they didn’t have to carry Mrs. Reynolds down the isle, ok. (I know I just got slapped with a few negative karma points for that comment.)

I’ve brought up some key questions today.
1. Is Colin Farrell enjoying crazy sex with Angie?
2. Will Britney get plastic surgery?
3. Now for the biggest, most-largest & obese question of the day: Is Al Reynolds gay?


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kellyellekg
kellyellekg

Looks lke white Hollywood didn't appreciate Star. I tried to search for her in another mag.'s page and the only thing they had on her was a quiz..."are you dumber than Star Jones". Thats just wrong. I tried to go to her personal website and couldn connect. Its just a real shame.

LOUIS LEWIS
LOUIS LEWIS

YEAH...I KNOW WHAT WAYNE BE TALIKING ABOUT MARCO ANTONIOS'S ASS PUSSY...I BEEN THERE,DONE THAT.AT A PARTY ON FIRE SLAND SOME RICH DUDE "BOTTOM" COULD NOT GET FUCKED ENOUGH AT HIS HOUSE PARTY IN A BIG HOME ON THE BAY AND GUYS WERE COMING IN AND FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS DUDE "BARE-BACK" ALL NIGHT LONG WELL INTO THE MORNING HOURS.HE WAS A SLENDER WHITE DUDE ABOUT 45 OR SO.VERY RICH AND NOT BAD LOOKING EITHER...I MEAN, I FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIMS SO YOU KNOW HE WAS NO SKANK.HE WANTED LOADS DUMPED UP HIS ASS FROM ALL ANGLES.APPARENTLY HE OWNED THIS BIG WATEWRFRONY HOUSE IN FIRE ISLAND PINES....HE WAS A GARMENT INDUSTRY MOGUL OR SPMETHING AND WAS CALLED DAVID.HIS ASS SPREAD OPEN ON THESE GUYS AND THEIR FRIENDS THAT WERE ALL PURPOSELY INVITED THERE TO FUCK HIM-GOOD !!!!ALL HOT GUYS THAT HAD TO BE TOPS,LOVE TO FUCK BARE-BACK,HAVE BIG DICKS AND STAYING POWER.THIS DAVID COULD GO FOR HOURS ON END.HE WAS HIGH ON COKE AND BOOZE AND JUST KEPT RIDING THESE DICKS...WHITE,BLACK,LATIN 10 '',AS'' EVEN ONE BLACK GUY HAS A HUGE,FAT 13'' COCK THAT SLID UP HIS ASS AND STAYED IN FOR 40 FULL MINUTES BEFORE POPPING.AFTER TAKING UPTO 10 LOADS DAVID TOOK A SHOWER AND CAME OUT LOOKING FOR MORE DICK.IT WAS WILD!!!FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND HE HOSTS THESE "FUCK-ME" PARTIES ON WEEKENDS ALL SUMMER LONG AND OPENS HIS HOUSE TO GUYS THAT ARE INTERESTED TO SLLEP OVER,EAT,FREE DRINKS,BOOZE...YOU NAME IT.DAVID EVEN WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AFTER BEING FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ALL NIGHT AND SEES WHO IS STILL UP,SOBER AND CAN SPORT AN ERECTION TO START FUCKING HIM AGAIN....HE LOVES IT AND IS OBVIOUSLY IMMUNE TO AIDS,TOO !!!!

withheld
withheld

Just b/c someone is a big girl doesnt mean that they can't get a man. There are some men in this world who know that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

Bootsy
Bootsy

You can loose all the weight you want but that cat don't shrank. No Ma'am if that cat was big to begin with then that cat will be big at the end. Like the State fair, "Bigger an Better EVERY Year..."

Throw that cat Star, Throw that cat...

ANOTHER POOR SOUL
ANOTHER POOR SOUL

YEA....FUCK HIM GOOD UP HIS ASS IN HIS CRIB....MY HUGE 13'' BLACK UNCUT COCK IS LOOKING TO DUMP A HOT LOAD UP THERE AND RIDE HIS PUSSY-ASS FOR A GOOD LONG HOUR!!!! HIT ME....212 373-1545 (JACKSON)

Martin Acropolis
Martin Acropolis

In reply to Wayne's HOT message posted on April 13-th....I am just what this BIG NIGGER is looking for. Deep,Ripe and hot pussy-ass just dying to be FUCKED !!! ME: young and sexy bottom pussy boy....use my ass as your pussy and CUM-CUM-CUM. I'm 22 years old,swimmers build,masculine, 5'9'' 130 lbs.dark blonde hair and blue etes from OHIO. I love to get fuched bare-back up my ass by hot and horny black men with dicks of at least 10''. No cock is too big for my hole to handle....let this tender and pink ASS-HOLE latch onto it and suck out the load- BIG TIME.Can and will go for hours.Currently staying in Manhattan...my place or yours.Give me a call on: 732 777-6245 today.

WAYNE DAVIS
WAYNE DAVIS

My name is Wayne and I am just what MARCO ANTONIO seems to looking for. I am a hot and in-shape black brother bi-sexual with noce 12 '' fat,round and cut cock-tool to plow his hungry hole senseless. 6'2'',175 lbs.muscular,dark-skinned and 28 years old.Always horny,too !!! I hope he can take it as described, because once in, I am THE FUCKER !!!! I do have a reputation with the ladies and the brothers are being able to FUCK their kunts or asses off like crazy. I will turn his white-boy pussy ass into mush-BELIEVE IT !!!! I've been known to go upto 2 hours ,and this is without any VIAGRA or other shit. My LOADS are HUGE, too. I would like to do hims bare-back in every position and cum up his deep hole right now! I'm getting a HARD-ON just thinking about it.I'h hoping his ass is opening and closing and getting itchy-moist too if he should read this. I've been on the down-low for quite sometime now and often hook-up with hot white pussy boys at the "LOAD-LOUNGE" a private club in the BRONX for masculine BI-Brothers looking to hook-up with insatiable bottoms.They're usually white,preppie and as horny as hell for the black dick.I've even fucked a few of them right up their ass in the mens room of this club and one hot guy around 25,swimmers build,blonde hair,blue eyes,the whole bit,took 6 loads up his ass by a group pf us in a gang bank last month.IT WAS HOT!!! So, MARCO ANTONIO, I left you a message,give me your E-Mail and call me on my cell at 631 597-6600 anytime !!! I'M WAITING FOR IT...

Help Marco Antonio Needs Sex! Call Him!! Please. -
Help Marco Antonio Needs Sex! Call Him!! Please. -

[...] Marco left this message on this Fat Star Jones post: This forum is great to air pet peeves about the famous people we love to hate. However, I am hoping to use the forum and all the exposure to get whai I want and need. I am here in New York on business for two weeks and am looking to GET FUCKED-BIG TIME! I am an in-shape, hot and sexy gay male bottom that needs big dicks up my ass 24 x 7. I am masculine and in great shape,a trainer and have a deep,hot and wet pussy ass-that will suck every drop of your load right out. Viagra A PLUS…as I like to be fucked in all positions bare-back at least for one hour or more. As long as you can go-I can take it ! My ass loves cock and I prefer black males with huge uncut dicks to open me up and tear my hole inside out…OH YES…I am a true horny pussy boy.I am 33 years old, 5′ 9′ w/ dark hair, green eyes,muscular with a great ass and 9 cut dick. However, my main sex organ is my asshole-I simply can not get FUCKED enough.Please respond if a top,have a big dich, 10′’ and up…love to fuck and want to do me good.My hotel or your place.Into bare-back gang bangs by home boys, PR’S white boys with dicks 10′’ up…etc.Let my hole take care of you.Be hot,sexy,in shape age 18 to 40 and know how to plow a man pussy and tear it up good. Call me at: 212 688-4666 (Leave a message if no one is there.) Please be serious and meet the criteria-or do not bother. [...]

Marco Antonio
Marco Antonio

This forum is great to air pet peeves about the famous people we love to hate. However, I am hoping to use the forum and all the exposure to get whai I want and need. I am here in New York on business for two weeks and am looking to GET FUCKED-BIG TIME! I am an in-shape, hot and sexy gay male bottom that needs big dicks up my ass 24 x 7. I am masculine and in great shape,a trainer and have a deep,hot and wet pussy ass-that will suck every drop of your load right out. Viagra A PLUS...as I like to be fucked in all positions bare-back at least for one hour or more. As long as you can go-I can take it ! My ass loves cock and I prefer black males with huge uncut dicks to open me up and tear my hole inside out...OH YES...I am a true horny pussy boy.I am 33 years old, 5' 9' w/ dark hair, green eyes,muscular with a great ass and 9 cut dick. However, my main sex organ is my asshole-I simply can not get FUCKED enough.Please respond if a top,have a big dich, 10'' and up...love to fuck and want to do me good.My hotel or your place.Into bare-back gang bangs by home boys, PR'S white boys with dicks 10'' up...etc.Let my hole take care of you.Be hot,sexy,in shape age 18 to 40 and know how to plow a man pussy and tear it up good. Call me at: 212 688-4666 (Leave a message if no one is there.) Please be serious and meet the criteria-or do not bother.

ACQUANETTA WASHINGTON
ACQUANETTA WASHINGTON

WHAT AN OVER-SIZED BITCH.....I TELL YOU ! She has been pussed-up of late and her pussy has been pissed-off,too. OH YES...in her latest episode,where she got sick and had to be rushed to the hospital, apparently her vagina swelled up like a big clam and was throbbing uncontrollably...it affected her heart and was attributed to some sort of food allergy to shell fish I believe.During all this, her homosexual husbank Al was nowhere to be seen. It seems as though the relationships in on the rocks and she is binge eating again. WHATVER....she is not a very nice person and only out for herself...greedy,nasty and selfish.

witheld
witheld

you know you people are so weird and outright disgusting. I and the public forum of web posting do not appreciate the slurs that are so freely inserted in your hateful comments. Call the woman what you will....okay maybe she sucks but dont you dare come out of your mouths wiht hate when ....the real problem you have is with yourselves. I am absolutely positive that not one of you is a happy person or content with your current living, relationship, income situation. Get off your a#$$$es, stop hating and do what you have to do ..... going on and on about other people who you're jealous of does not help. YOu wish you were Star Jones! Haters are just jealous 'sommabitch&&*" with nothing better to do.....its almost humorous in a sick twisted pathetic way. Eww.......you're filth.

NUNZIO MUSSOLINO
NUNZIO MUSSOLINO

I DO NOT NORMALLY RESPOND TO THESE SORTS OF GOSSIP PAGES....HOWEVER,THIS ONE HAS BE GOING GOOD ! I LIVED IN THE SAME BUILDING AS STAR JONES ON PROSPECT PLACE IN BROOKLYN OVER 10 YEARS AGO. WE ONLY MET CASUALLY IN THE LOBBY OR ELEVATOR...SHE WAS NOT VERY FRIENDLY.AT THE TIME,SHE WAS A DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND EVEN THEN, WHEN JUST AN UNKNOWN,WAS SNOBBY AND HAD AN ATTITUDE. ON THIS TOPIC,ABOUT HER HUSBAND BEING GAY, HE PROBABLY IS AND MADE A DEAL WITH HER TO MARRY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.ONE THING I DO REMEMBER, SHE TRIED TO SCREW HER GARDENER BY STIFFING HIM OUT OF 7-G'S OR SO ON WORK HE DID. THIS GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT THE GAL IS SPOILED,EVIL AND ROTTEN INSIDE.

Jamie Santouro
Jamie Santouro

DOES ANYONE TRULY GET IT ? OF COURSE THE DUDE IS QUEER....HE SEES DOLLAR SIGNS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE FAT,SLOPPY BITCH. SURE NOW SHE LOOKS "GOOD" ON TV,SHE LOST NEARLY 150 LBS.HOWEVER,WHEN SHE TAKES HER FANCY,DESIGNER LABEL CLOTHING OFF,SHE'S STILL A FAT,REPULSIVE BITCH. ALL THAT SKIN HANGING AND FLOPPING AROUND.DO YOU REALIZE WHAT 150 LBS.TRULY IS ?NO WAY WOULD AN ATTRACTIVE MAN WANT HER IF SHE WAS POOR OR EVEN OF AVERAGE MEANS.AS FAR AS AL GOES,HE IS NOT REALLY HANDSOME AT,JUST TALL AND SLENDER WITH THAT "WHITE-BOY WANNE-BE LOOK" YOU KNOW,A LIGHT SKIMMED BLACK DUDE,TRYING TO MAKE IT IN NEW YORK. SHE KNEW HE WAS GAY, OR BI AT THE VERY LEAST.HOWEVER,WHAT WERE HER OPTIONS ? ALSO,THE PUBBLICITY-FACTOR,SHE THRIVED ON ALL THE ATTENTION THE WEDDING PRECEDENT SET FOR HER.NOW,IT IS BACK TO REALITY...SOONER OR LATER THIS MARRIAGE WILL END IN A VERY UGLY TONE !!!!

Carolina David
Carolina David

That fat Nigger bitch...I am struggling to house and feed 6 kids as a single mom in the Bronx and this bitch was flaunting her 250-K wedding in our faces ! I do not work and when I masturbate myself dally as stress-relief, I get so angry at her. She really was pissing my pussy off-BIG TIME !

Marlene Scott
Marlene Scott

Quite frankly, this sister had me ad nausevm from the day she announced on national television that she was getting married.Remember the scandal when she tried to screw her landscaper out of 8-grand for work he performed on her roof garden,and she refused to pay ? THE BITCH...I am glad PAYLESS dumped her as their spokesperson,too.They claimed she was too difficult,and was demanding too much money. IMAGINE ! She had better count her lucky stars,that talentless big mouth.As far as her hubby being gay, I do not know if he is or not.Most of my friends with great GAYDAR swaer he is.He has that look,you know.However, that is of no importance to me.What I despised was the way she flaunted this wedding in the publics face-as it was a royal extravaganza-a la americana.And you know,she did it all on THE VIEW to plug the distributors and get those great,expensive gifts and services all for free . Imagine 3 sets of free fine china...LENOX,NORITAKE AND LIMOGE.That has to be over the top !

GIUSEPPINA QUADRATA
GIUSEPPINA QUADRATA

This FAT bitch pisses my pussy off-BIG TIME.....She has the nerve to be so damn judgemental and scornful,all in the name of JESUS,and then goes off to marry this white-boy wanna-be that's GAY to boot. GO FIGURE ? She was obviously desperate,and felt life was passing her by-manless,therefore, the first decent looking and not broke man that came along and showed an interest she fell for.Let's face it...men were not lining up to date her.As they said on Saturday Night Live...."THE WATER BUFFALO JONES " is about as repulsive and gross as one can get. Granted,she has lost much weight and is now a shell of her former obese sow self.She had to go on the crash diet and become more human in appearance,how else could she hope to keep the husband that is so desperately trying to be a heterosexual and ride the wave of fame and fortune with her !

WONDA
WONDA

OH YES....I know AL REYNOLDS is gay because I saw him more than once in gay bars in Chelsea before he married "THE MONSTER" STAR JONES....she is just too flashy,an in your face kind-a coloued girl...letting you know she's rich and famous and rubbing it in at every turn ! Sadly, her marriage is a sham and if it were not that she had such low self esteem,would not have resorted to marrying a homosexual at all. This bitch hates kids,hates animals,hates white people,hates short people,etc.,etc.,etc.She is so vicious and prejudice and is also somewhat of a religious fanatic,always praising Jesus for how he has smiled down upon her and how she is no fortunate...AND HOW ! See how high-class and snooty she'd be if she were stuck in a dead-end job,living in the projects,or a sinle mom struggling to pay the bills and put food on the table.Sure now she is thinner,after starving herself for two years.See how fast all the weight comes bank andthen some when she is divorced.This falacy of a marriage can only last so long,baby !

Mona Douglass
Mona Douglass

Al Reynolds,the husband of Star Jones is obviously either homosexual or bi-sexual. Some people in various circles around town and in clubs in the village,chelsea,etc.claim they knew of him in many gay bars,resorts and fund raisers before he married the infamously selfish,gaudy and spoiled star of daytime from THE VIEW. Perhaps, it was time for a change for him,he saw this very fat,sloppy and desperate tv personality and latched on to the fame and stardom of it all. As for STAR, she was do desperate to marry,she was already past 40,as fat as an old sow and lonely.Sine AL fit all her superficial criteria of what her man must look like.althoughhe is not handsome at al, they talked it over and decided to tie the knot.

Mona Douglass
Mona Douglass

Al Reynolds,the husband of Star Jones is obviously either homosexual or bi-sexual. Some people in various circles around town and in clubs in the village,chelsea,etc.claim they knew of him in many gay bars,resorts and fund raisers before he married the infamously selfish,gaudy and spoiled star of daytime from THE VIEW. Perhaps it was time for a change for him,he saw this very fat,sloppy and desperate tv personality and latched on to the fame and stardom of it all. As for STAR, she was do desperate to marry,she was already past 40,as fat as a nigger cow and lonely.Sine AL fit all her superficial criteria of what her man must look like.althoughhe is not handsome at al, they talked it over and decided to tie the knot.

JUAN RODRIGUEZ
JUAN RODRIGUEZ

OF COURSE AL REYNOLDS IS GAY...I MET HIM IN FIRE ISLAND PINES AT A PARTY...HE WAS AS QUEER AS CAN BE ! DID STAR JONES KNOW IT BEFORE THEY MARRIED ? I'M SURE SHE DID. HOWEVER,SHE WAS SO OBESE,DEPRESSED AND REPULSIVE THAT SHE WAS DESPERATE TO MARRY ANY MAN THAT WAS TALL,FAIR-SKINNED AND HAD GOOD TEETH.

choca
choca

I am trippin off of all the comments. This is truly the best entertainment ever. I am laughing so hard I am in stitches, tears. I cant stop laughing. I am amazed that I even have an interest in the topic but after reading I too am sucked into this gossip. Ms. Jones has issues. She stick by her man and at the same time wants everyone else to believe that her husband does not have any feelings or wants of another man. She was recently interviewed and denied all comments and accusations about her husband. She stated that these were just evil lies without any credit. She looked very uncomfortable when asked those questions. I really feel bad for her she is definitely in denial. I do have to respect her for trying to help this man find his true identity or whatever it is he is planning for his future. Sometimes looks aren't everything but they are important. It's like making a first impression and the 1st impression I got from this union is it is for the show. Again Thanks for entertaining me.

Kandije
Kandije

Really..who cares whether he's gay or not. It's not even important. How is it affecting anybody's life? Im just on this site because I have a class and I have to do a topic on gossip. I can't believe all the "hating" on two people NOBODY knows. Get a hobby.

aero
aero

Honestly I have laughed at all these crazy comments but being a big girl myself, you all gotta give us big girls a break for real!! I was thinner, went through a break up and chowed down on cheesesteaks and pizza for a year, blew up, considered the gastric bypass myself, gained the weight to qualify, then realized I was too scared to cut open my stomach, so now I am on the South Beach trying to get back down. However, I am the same person I was when I was thinner, just sporting a fat suit for the moment. But when you gain weight people act like you broke the fucking law or something. I mean damn, my kootie kat just as tight and juicy now as it was when I was a bit lighter so get with the program and ease up on fat folks.

joyce bess
joyce bess

The Ruben Stoddard comment made me laugh out load - hilarious

Jake
Jake

That poor bastard

justifired
justifired

what the **** is on with the 10 inch rolls comment? One can not be any size and sexy? Wake up to the real world. Use your selves as expamples.

kamelle
kamelle

Now why yall gotta clown on Star, she lost all that weight and yall talking bout her like she is a Ginormous Rhinostrous!!! Is it that yall think he looks good and want him and mad because a big girl can get a sexy nigga OR just feel like clownin on somebody!???? Or does the joke really need to be on you because you aint gotta man????

Jay
Jay

Star Jones just settled. Meaning that having Al sign a pre-nup means that she is not sure but she will settle for what she can get. Or she married out of convenience just to be married.

Jackson
Jackson

when i first read, "You went there!"....i was like wtf? did i miss something....but then i caught on...dude, morae, you're lame!!!! and to quote you, "she has to live with wether he’s gay or not." So even Star has her doubts on his sexual preference?! Star is a fool too!!!

So would it be fair for me to say that when Al is having sex with Star he's actually really imagining it's rubben studdard?

Moe
Moe

Dude, my co-workers loved your last line in your first comment. hilarious, i tell you.

Now in rebuttal to your 2nd comment. Should we care why britney spears has a budding acne problem? And why she married her high school love and then proceeded to sell her wedding photos so her hubs could have a source of income other than her personal amex? Of course not! But we do. We care because it’s entertainment, baby. For the same reason, Allie’s sexuality comes into question, but in this case, it’s just more obvious! Come on, man. You’re in bloody denial.

Open your eyes & turn your heterosexual gaydar on. Okok, if Allie is not gay, can we at least assume that Star is holding someone very dear to Allie hostage in her basement snack warehouse full of cheesecakes, pies, cheetos, twinkies, hamburgers, fries, etc etc?

I always knew love was blind, but seriously. It can’t make someone lose their ability to feel the 10-inch rolls on Star’s stomach.

Morae
Morae

You went there! Who the hell really cares if he's gay or not. he's isn't in a sexual relationship with anyone but star jones. she has to live with wether he's gay or not. his sexual preference is no one's business but his.

Moe
Moe

Dude, the question isn't whether Star is smart, a'right. You have to be pretty damn smart to weasel your way into a popular TV show and into the heart of a stud look like a 5 foot tall, brown bowling ball. The real question is whether Al is gay. He could be blind and we just don't know, but is he gay?

GOD I'M HORRIBLE!!!

Oh and one more thing...

"Always remember that she is a lawyer and a woman period who knows the power of the four lips on her body"

4 lips! did you really have to go that far?! Jeez.

Morae
Morae

Let's be serious here do you really believe that Star Jones who is a lawyer is going to actually allow Al Reynolds a person who many don't know is rich himself, to take what she has worked for? She's smarter than what meets the eyes, i personally know her and not in the today we speak tomorrow we pass each other, they are first of all in love no doubt about that and if he actually wants a divorce which i doubt, before he gets a chance to leave Star i promise you, mark my words she will have had his child and there will be no spousal support because 1st of all he's a millionaire himself and if he leaves he'll have to pay child support. Always remember that she is a lawyer and a woman period who knows the power of the four lips on her body

missthing
missthing

he is still gay ...... just because he is married that doesn't stop he will be cheating with a man if he is'nt already

Moe
Moe

Al Reynolds actually might not be committing suicide. There's a 2 year thing on their prenup:

JONES' 2-YEAR WARNING

NAYSAYERS abound, but we'll bet Star Jones' marriage to Al Reynolds lasts at least two years. That's because Jones got Reynolds to sign a prenup stating that if the unholy alliance goes south before the two-year watermark, Reynolds gets nothing. Jones and Reynolds partied until the wee hours Sunday morning at the Waldorf after their wedding Saturday night — Reynolds' second all-nighter of the weekend. On Friday, he held his "Roman Baths"-themed bachelor party at the Time Hotel. "It was so uncomfortable," said our spy. "You had to sign a confidentiality agreement to get in and then you were sent to the penthouse, where they made you get naked." All clothes were put into plastic bags on the floor and the 60 men were given bathrobes to put on. "We sat basically naked in a freezing room for a couple of hours," says an attendee. "There were only two bars and they were sponsored by Hypnotiq, Remy and some awful beer. At 11:50 p.m., 10 topless girls came out. They were butt-ugly except for two of them who simulated lesbian sex on the bed. Ten people left immediately — it was very uncomfortable." Jones' rep declined comment.

Pull through Al! YOU CAN DO IT!

Roman
Roman

''Is Al Reynolds Gay?''

Is that a trick question?

Moe
Moe

same guy, man. His paleness might be due to the stress of being forced to have sex with Star every night of the week.

Sex with Star==>Depression==>Paleness==>Insanity==>Death

So his freedom is not far away. Peace be up on him.

Jackson
Jackson

i'm confused....so this dude she's marrying....he's like not very black... but from that other post you had (with that nightmarish pic of star) she was with some obviously black guy....

same guy? al reynolds is a cameleon?