The train was so long it took about seven people to carry it. [The Jamaican Observer]
They’re lucky they didn’t have to carry Mrs. Reynolds down the isle, ok. (I know I just got slapped with a few negative karma points for that comment.)
I’ve brought up some key questions today.
1. Is Colin Farrell enjoying crazy sex with Angie?
2. Will Britney get plastic surgery?
3. Now for the biggest, most-largest & obese question of the day: Is Al Reynolds gay?