Paris Brings Hustler Mag To The Dinner Table

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Paris staring at Nicole’s boobies.

Yes, my friends of all ages, Hustler mag was recently conned into coughing up millions for 23 photos of a presumably (hopefully) drunk Ms. Hilton making out with another piss-drunk chick @ some dance club. David Hans Schmidt, the lucky bastard who sold the pics, describes Paris “with a brunette at a nightclub, cavorting with her, dancing and cuddling with her and fondling her.” Very nice-very nice.

Mr. Schmidt, a smart Jewish man who obviously understands the media business, went on to say a few more thoughtful words about the scandalous layout.

It’s a hot, passionate serious makeout session. It does not appear to be two girls kidding around or two girls kissing each other hello. It seems to be pretty hot and pretty heavy. [Yahoo]

I personally think that Paris Hilton’s fame is slowly peaking. Very over exposed (in all aspects, mind you). The only thing more outrageous could be Paris recording herself making love in the middle of Time Square to none other than bloody Elton John!


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LIMEWIRE
LIMEWIRE

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Rachel S.
Rachel S.

Paris cavorting with another woman? NO! Is she a lesbian or something?

coors_girl
coors_girl

faaaaisal....your site is the nectar of the gods. (and faisal's friends too!).

remember the whole dreadfully funny yet very quickly boring ashlee simpson sucks fiasco? i went by college girl or something or other and had alot of fun tearing her worthlessness apart with the help of your scathing wittisicms.

i've been busy with school and whatnot, and recently while home i decided to check up on 'ol starbanter.com, seeing as i have such a life. (i imagine you do too if you have the luxury of blogging all day and being assholes online with your buddies...you're by far cooler than all those worthless grad-school bound pretentious and humourless assholes). anywho...it appears the starbanter.com mainframe has been hacked into and destroyed by a "davidu"? im just speculating...but i know one night was available and i was back at my ashlee-stabbing posting, then one afternoon it wouldn't load, then it loaded and said it had been "defaced" by a "davidu". can you confirm this, oh diety of assholeness?

ps. paris's little sidekick nicky is the most repulsive human being i've never met. not only is she terribly average looking yet flaunts herself as if she were queen nefrititi, but i've seen her in interview/etc and she's a selfish, spoiled and black hearted soul. she didn't want to move out of her parents house because...at what, 20-something?...she doesn't want to have to do her own laundry. GROSS. i like her default expression too: always half-lidded, appearing to be bored; a loathesome crocodile waiting for the next succulent and self-serving piece of flattery to be thrown in her direction.