Bastardly Suggestion: Eva Longoria NEEDS New Boobies!

Eva
Her career & body are both thirsty for a cup or two on the plus side.

Of course we all like natural ones, but sometimes God is simply not so giving when it comes to the boob gene. Oh, the elusive boob gene! Few women are gifted, I tell you. But those who aren’t naturally gifted, modern science has an answer.

I feel Eva Longoria’s career, which is already on the fast track with Desperate Housewives, will be propelled to the next level with a simple boob upgrade by a reputable surgeon who’s not in any way linked to Tara Reid. Now, of course I’m not talking about pornstarish triple Ds! That’s kinda gross, unless you’re into that kind of crap, but I’m talking adding a simple cup—possibly going to the upper Bs so that she can fill a sexy bikini. Just think about it, ok. Eva Longoria is already one of the sexiest Latinas on TV, so why not put some icing on the cake, baby?

Eva, this is a call from your fans. Go in for a simple 30-minute consultation, check out some photos & just go for it, sistah! Plus, I’m sure you can land better dudes than that loser director you’re sleeping with at the moment.

In the next page, there are more photos that help to prove my point.

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Daddy
Daddy

Evas HOTT!!!! and all of u who say shes not get over yourselfs and stop haten because shes a 1000 time hotter than you Jenna and shades dont hate cause you cant have her you FUCKIN HOMO!!!

MOIII
MOIII

She looks happy with her breasts. So I guess that's all that matters. Wouldn't she be a fool for having some freak cut her open, risking her life, and inserting silicone just to impress men? COME ON. She was named sexy for a reason...fake big boobs dont mean sexy. fake boobs=trashy She has a nice butt by the way.

shaun
shaun

fuck off eva u guys are low

wtf moha
wtf moha

you guys are idiots. especially you moha.

moha
moha

eva is good and if i have her self i shall look after and she will not feel any trouble so how can i relate her self if she see my massage i request her to send her picture nudo

moha
moha

eva is beuatful and no one forget her becouse she has apearance nd i request her galley secondly i want her gallery every week if she can

Jenna
Jenna

I don't like Eva at all. I think she's a diva. And she's not that pretty either.

Moelicious
Moelicious

At what age will she get cancer?

I'm KIDDING!!!!

Sabrina
Sabrina

Most of you guys need to get a life Did you know that 68% of people with fake tits get cancer and 45% of them die!!! so would you rather herstill be here on earth living with a b cup or dead and you'll never see her again, I mean come on!!! Some of you just proved you are a typical man!! (wrong,babies). just grow up.

Draz
Draz

I was having this exact conversation earlier today. No doubt she's hot. But a size upgrade would propel her to the SuperHot level.

Friar Tips
Friar Tips

I must say I would prefer Mother Nature's own brand of "boobyland", but Eva's situation borders in the pathetic category. Not only does she look flat as a post-it-note, she ways about the same as one. Perhaps, putting on about 25 pounds would do the trick...I mean look at her legs...she's too skinny all over. If she weighs over 85 lbs. I would be shocked as I read somewhere...she wears a size Zero! However, there is an upside to her size if she was poor...she would be fitting into clothes designed for an 8yr. old child. C'mon Eva!!! Perhaps instead of re-fried beans you should have "re-tried" beans and the occasional "dodger" dog to inflate those "zits"...uh uh, I mean "tit's"

Shades
Shades

Who really cares!? She isn't very good-looking anyway. I can't understand all the praise and publicity about her.

Me
Me

Fake tits suck. Flat is better than fake. -Me

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

ha... Mr. Steve never fails to amuse us with his overly-wise and sometimes downright hilarious observations. but i may just have to agree with him this time. Eva is hot just how she is. something i've noticed in my lifetime of women being the center of my universe... flat chested women for the most part have great asses. they usually spend time working on them to make up for the lack of chest padding and that hot little arch in their lower back that sets off the shape of the ass more... is more defined from a lifetime of them posturing to emphasize their best (and maybe only), assets. if anyone saw the episode of Desperate Housewives where Eva's character was in bed with that clueless hubby of hers and straddling him closing the deal of keeping their maid or her cutting him off on sex... then you know what i'm talking about.

Moe
Moe

Nitwits? I haven't heard that since the 5th grade.

I must agree. Eva looks great, but she can look better. Admit it, some things look a little better once they souped-up. Don't lie to yourself, now.

Dude, implants are made to make women feel happy about themselves & also to create career opportunities (i.e. strippers, porn stars, etc)

True some women over do it, but people take everything to extremes. Food, sex, alcohol, piercings...you name it!

steve
steve

typical california nitwits! Just when I thought the bastardly gang was cool, they begin protsthelytizing their "silicone sermon." Eva looks great; like a fashionable Tel Aviv real estate agent/marketing director/rich ruskies wife, she shoulnd't let some quack touch her mammeries.

Fake tits are disgusting. I know that most of y'all are asian folk in california, which explains the superficiality of your statements/beliefs. Like sleeping dogs, hot mamas should be to lie and chill as they so desire.

Is their any substance beneath the substratum in asian america? I know that Hong Kongers, Japanese, Chinese and Koreans have a shallowness that can be measured in microns; is there no depth in calis azins?

Jackson
Jackson

dude...if she got some aftermarket bolt-ons it'd be game over... there wouldn't possibly be any hotter chick that could compare to her..... say she did get to a fuller B cup... how much more bonus points would she get on the rating scale?