Tara Reid: Still Wasted!

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Here she’s posing with a buddy [Bert] who apparently has secret desires of wild-western sex.

It’s getting to the point now where it [reporting on her partying] is costing me work. [NY Post]

Aaaw, how sad. But Tara, it’s so fun & easy! Anyway, Tara is apparently dating Anna Kournikova’s ex-hubs, Sergei Federov. Talk about a DOWNGRADE!! Seriously, it’s like one day you’re drivin’ a smokin’ M3 & the next day you’re rollin’ inside a bloody Honda Civic…LX! Sergei must be really be into those drunk chicks with f’d up nipples. Way to go bro!

Sergei, make sure you give the media a full report on whether those nipples are entirely functional once you guys break up after some rough holiday partying & love-making sessions.


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Jackson
Jackson

god she looks messed up...she looks a lil' asian with her eyes all chinky like that.

this chump looks like a mix between JC and Joey Fat One....

....wait, and his name is Bert!??! god this guy should just shoot himself.

mary
mary

Compare my car to Tara Reid one more time and I'll slice you and dice you!

Moe
Moe

ok ok. Dodge Neon!!

Brian
Brian

BASTARD...I drive a Civic LX you whore! The Vietnamese readers will demand an apology for your Civic comment.