I am….Super Bitch! Fear me or I will have sex with everyone you know!
That’s exactly what Anna Benson will do if Kris Benson (Met’s pitcher) decides to follow the ill-advised path of adultery. And I quote, “I will sleep with all his teammates, coaches, trainers & then circle around to other teams if he ever cheats on me.” And at the end of it all, she was cold-heartedly serious!
Apart from Kris Benson being one of the richest whipped men in the country, I’d have to say that Anna Benson is the biggest bitch to appear in FHM in a while (she’s gotta a mini-layout in this month’s mag). Some of the other things she brought up…
1. She got Kris his $27 million contract with the Mets.
2. She is responsible for his success (from training to taking care of him at home).
3. She has had sex in every hole in her body (I’m not making this stuff up…).
4. She started a anti-terrorism charity that doesn’t really fight terrorism, but really helps Pennsylvania police buy body armor and shit for their vehicles. She takes pride in working this into his contract.
5. Once again, if he’s caught cheating she will humiliate him by sleeping with every baseball fan in the city of NY. For some reason she’s not worried about the additional humiliation that will cause her.
6. They’ve made around 30 sex videos in various hotel rooms around the city. She was pretty adamant in declaring that she’s the “STAAAR” in all the movies. Who else will be the fucking star?!! Whipped Kris Benson?
6. And finally, Anna doesn’t need a cut from the $27mil b/c her name is included in all his bank accounts.
But at the end of it all, she loves her husband. I think either Kris Benson will be murdered by this devil of a woman or this lady will die of a crack overdose. Or it’s possible she’ll overdose on crack first and then right before she’s going to die she’ll kill Kris Benson. Who knows what will go down, but the police better keep their eyes on this woman.
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