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The Mysterious Animal Inside Bai Ling


Bai Ling looks like someone straight out of Star Trek

First, I’m probably missing something here, but when did knee patches come into style?!

I know this is pretty bastardly of me, but bare with me. Apart from lookin’ SUPER fobby, Bai Ling reminds me of an animal that I can’t pin down right now, but I’m sure it will come to me very soon. You can guys can make your own suggestions.

Photo from the Spike TV’s Video Game Awards


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cori
cori

good call, steve.

it's definately a meerkat.

John
John

She looks like she is about to turn into a snake

Like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian

Sharlet
Sharlet

She needs a stylist. The hair has never once been good, nor the makeup. Come to think of it, nor the anything.

Sasha
Sasha

She makes me laugh. How can one person be so strange and unhuman looking?...

Bitchedly
Bitchedly

think this dink escaped from the looney clink

steve
steve

bai ling, human or merkat?

steve
steve

greetings from planet Hunan. Bai Ling is freaky looking, if she hoped into a spacecraft and zipped out of the atmosphere at relativistic speeds, I wouldn't even shrug.

I'd like to see her and Vivian Wu act a scene that happed to me at a Barnes & Nobel in Salt Lake. I was lectured by two chinese ESL students as to why china wil take over the world, and why the chinese are "the smartest." When large amounts of data appeared to refute them, they went ballistic; it was the sexiest 2 hours of my life. I came thrice arguing with them at the instore Starbucks.

Jackson
Jackson

VELOCIRAPTOR?...imagine Jurassic Park and the scene where Wayne Knight is in the jeep trying to get away.