Wasted Avril Lavigne

Is Avril, who by the way, is Canadian and is supposed to have a high tolerance when it comes to alcohol consumption, in a…
1. tipsy state?
2. punk rocker state?
3. drugged up & don’t give a shit state?
4. or the classic, ‘any guy can take me home for naked, drunken playtime’ state?

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Francesca
Francesca

God that self-righteous face is insufferable. I can't see it without wanting to punch it.

Shannon
Shannon

Hmmm

To be honest, Avril sucks ass. Shes come onto this whole emo 'i'm so hot, of corse everyone loves me' when infact, shes just a little girl who thinks having money will make people like her. Her music is shit and vain, it has nothing to do with canada ¬ ¬.

I dislike America and Canada, but i hate evry fucking country too, even my own. It doesnt give a shit. If u bash other countries then it just means ure blind to point out ure own countries faults -_-

Back to the point, Avril Lavigne is a slut, to put it bluntly, and she will only have her 15 mins of fame for a while antil the wrinkles kick in.

va
va

"I hope you shoot your nads off with the gun you’re probably cleaning right now. "

I'm with you Sarah!

Steve, it is really time for YOU to go away!

Sarah
Sarah

Wow, fuck America. Some people need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that their country is just as flawed as any other. Why in Hell would we want to join the your country? So you can rape us for resources and and turn us into gun-toting assholes? Go step on your own neck Steve, I hope you shoot your nads off with the gun you're probably cleaning right now. The US is abusing the fact that it's a super-power, and I'd say 80% of Canadians think so too. It's not that we're pussies, we don't want to join you because we hate everything you've become. Go to Hell

Laura
Laura

What is your fucking problem? all of you? I mean what "I’ll stop bashing canada when that pathetic excuse for a country does the proper thing; joins the US". So you think the US is like the Supreme Country or whatever? I mean wake up, there's a whole world out there, ans the US is only a tiny bit of it. I'm ready to bet you've never set foot out of ur fucking country anyways. Go take a look on the other side. I hope you're not stupid enough to think everything that's actually worth it is already in the US anyway.

Brandy
Brandy

She is pretty, has a nice tone in her voice, and slim, The reason I hate her is the many lies she tells, and I hate her pathetic followers who believe the promoters when they say: Avril dresses herself, Avril writes her own music, Avril plays the guitar..ect

Oh Please! it's called PROMOTING people wake up!!

Bill
Bill

fuck canada. You whining bitches. Fuck Avril, fuck Canada and fuck broken lizard (I bet they're Canadian, cause they suck.)

Tammy (the real one)
Tammy (the real one)

I just want to know why Avril is a whore? Because she is not a conformist? Ridiculous!

Kathryn (The real one)
Kathryn (The real one)

Steve:

You Mr. Steve are the poster child of ignorance. If you have ever travelled Canada (All of it, not just Vancoover area) you will see the greatness of this Country. We are peacefull people. It is in our nature as Canadians to forgive though. I forgive your ignornace and your lack of whit. I understand that you are jealous of our great Country and you pine every night to be a Canadian. I also realise, as a Canadian, that you are a minority, and I dont classify all Americans by what your obsurd opinion is. For the most part are neighbours are our friends, so I will not bash America the way you bash Canada, I guess I have something called class, unlike yourself.

and ps....Canada will ALWAYS KICK your ass in Hockey, and most players in the States are from Canada idiot, you arent very bright.

Mark
Mark

Stop blaming Canada Avril is a fucking whore. Lots of great artists came from Canada. Rush, The Guess Who, Steppin Wolf, Neil Young, Joni Mitchel, Barenaked Ladies, The Tragicly Hip, Paul Shaffer, and Alanis Morissette. And great actors came from here such as Pamela Anderson, Mike Myers, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carey, John Candy, Lesley Neilson, Donald Sutherland, and Matthew Perry. Also Elisha Cuthbert came from here. AND STOP BLAMING CANADA ABOUT BEING PUSSIES I MEAN AMERICANS ARE BECOMING FUCKING GUN NUTS. 16,478 PEOPLE DIE IN AMERICA A YEAR FROM GUNS I THINK THATS PRETTY SAD AND SAYING THAT CANADA NEEDS TO JOIN THE U.S ARMY TO GO OVER TO IRAQ AND KILL MORE INOCCENT PEOPLE FOR THEIR OIL IS JUST FUCKING CRAZY.

James
James

Fuck you guys! True she might not be able to sing, but you are bashing her for getting partying and getting drunk. Then you got this bastard steve who is saying that we should have a democratic president, and that he/she should invade canada for criticizing us. Even when they criticize us, is it really that big of a fucking deal?? Half the stuff they say is probably true.

steve
steve

you can't! Richmond, Burnaby and the West End/Downtown make trips to Asia totally unnecessary. The recent immigrants from Mongolia are just too much to handle, all natural C&D cup titties, J-lo asses, and lustrous dark tresses. There's simply nothing like'em; they're valumptuous and so friendly. I met two mongolian cousins on Davie Street, bought 'em dinner, went to a movie and and then drove them home to New Westminster. I met one of their father's who shook my hand and offered me a beer. The guy is a commerical contractor and he gave me a killer bid to build something for me. Jackson, mongolian girls are the best(russian brains/sexiness, Inuit facial structure, Latina hindquarters) but they hate chinkies bro(I'm really sorry).

Jackson
Jackson

Steve.....hahahhaa.... man, i ain't been to crystal mall before but i can't say there was much to choose from at yaohan or parker place... i'd have to give the nod to aberdeen centre cause i remember seeing a lot of tasty slimmies that made me have to grab my dick and go "ow!"

i don't know if i can be the expert to compare cali chicks to bc chicks.... i like em in cali cause they got more of the little mexican girls (i.e. vanessa bryant) but how can i stay away from my malnourished crack skinny fobby chinese girls of richmond?!?!?

Brian
Brian

Please do not compare two pathetic singers together...it does nothing for your argument. That is like me comparing diareha to the Taliban. And Avril can't sing worth my anus live. Assril and Asslee are as lame as Montreal sport teams.

Victoria
Victoria

If "CANUCKS ARE WHINING PUSSIES" then YANKS ARE MURDERING IDIOTS... I don't really believe that but if we're going to be making idiotic generalizations I figured I might as well join in.

Avril might be an idiot but at least she can sing live unlike Ashlee.

steve
steve

I'll stop bashing canada when that pathetic excuse for a country does the proper thing; joins the US. I'm sorry, I just can't respect a country like canada that criticizes yankeeland and prez bush, but lacks the balls to join the union and actually change that which they dislike about america. CANUCKS ARE WHINING PUSSIES. I'll be the first and possibly only man honking his horn waving the flags in downtown vancouver when the canadian junior hockey team has its ass blasted by the states and russia. Jackson, Parker Place, Aberdeen Centre, Yaohan or Crystal Mall; where's the finest, shallowest, chinese pussy to be found? Does BC have tastier asian ass then california? I'm looking to you as the expert.

kitten
kitten

Enough Canada bashing already. Avril is one of the worst things ever to come from this planet. She can't carry a tune and is disgustingly stupid.

Jackson
Jackson

I'd like to be around when option 4 is the case....

sorry bri, yes, i find her annoying too....but i'd still do her.

Moe
Moe

Give a link of his bastard child of his...

We always like potential body doubles!

Brian
Brian

In the first picture, please tell me that you guys also think she looks like Ace Ventura's bastard child? God, I hate Avril almost as much as I hate Asslee Suckson.

steve
steve

It really is time for canadians to go away. If the democrats ever regain the presidency they should invade Canada and grant statehood to the provinces; no more republican presidents, no more canadians.

I think a night with R Kelly and Petey Pablo would take off a little of Avril's "edge." Nothing shuts a bitch up more than a night of vile, debaucherous sex with two negro thugs.