Ratings – Melissa Theuriau

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Melissa Theuriau
From Iraq to sports! She does it all, baby!

+ 7.20 – She’s no Jackie Guerrido; hair could be longer; and head larger

- 0.25 - Since she’s of European breed, she might have body hair in weird places [i.e.
armpits, bush-potential]

- 0.35 – Deduction for me having to write the last line and losing readers

+ 0.15 – She probably tans in the nude on the French Mediterranean. [Damn all rich, Jewish men!!]

- 0.08 – No boobies! But modern medicine can always solve this problem. Also, she’s fairly petite and doesn’t require huge knockers, so the deduction is not too severe.

- 0.13 – Her skull structure is too small & forces her to look too young in some photos.

+ 0.45 – She’s in the media industry so that means she’ll sleep around to get to the top! [Once again, damn all rich, Jewish media moguls!]

- 0.10 – Too much damn makeup in some photos. Cakey levels!

+ 0.25 – For that paralyzing sexy voice [listen to a sample news report]! I never knew ‘George Bush’ & ‘Iraq’ could sound so sexy!!

+ 0.15 – She’d look super hot with a bikini & a surfboard in hand.

+ 0.08 – Lips appear very deeelish.

+ 0.05 – I know other people are probably responsible for her clothes, but I think her style is excellent.

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7.27 – Strong showing from a French!

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38 comments
John
John

Actually I think she is attractive but definately not pretty ...and her body is OK but nothing amazing. But she is natural....

Julius
Julius

For all the negative critics: You accuse her of being dumb because of her looks? You criticize her for being French? How can you tell she's dumb? I bet you 100:1 that you don't even speak French. I do, and she is an intelligent, gorgeous (obviously), well mannered fine French specimen! Damn you jealous, pessimistic, ugly, self-centered assholes. I'm going to Grenoble in January and I'm marrying her. Elle sera me fait un nombre des enfants incroyable et je n'irai jamais retourner! Suisse ma bit vous sales putains!

jim
jim

she is very pretty maybe better looking than beautiful monica Bellucci

melissa is my wife
melissa is my wife

yeah shes super hot, but in order to deliver news live she has to at least know how to read and be articulate. listening to her speak, you know she has to be somewhat smart if not really smart.

OMFG SHE IS THE HOTTEST
OMFG SHE IS THE HOTTEST

you know wat? i could give up my job to just to be with her. whenever i see her my legs are sweatin' like motherfucker. between my pants, there's wet lines from ejaculation. I don't know wat college degree she has, but there's one thing that i do know. she is hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. I REPEAT: SHE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! So if any one of you bastards thinks that you got a problem with her college degrees, i promise you. If you see her in person, you would still be tellin' her to bend over =P

dave
dave

Top las 9.5 for me

As see isn't American, she will proably have a brain as well.

capt_jack_sparrow
capt_jack_sparrow

Not that I understand a word of french besides Bonojur and Monsieur, but every news video I found on the web is GAWD.

Greg
Greg

I like her very much she looks a very warm and fun person to be with.

But, all those who believe that the "average looking" people should receive less rewards and opportunities than more beautiful people are plainly out of order because society would not be able to function properly. Perhaps we should vote Brad Pitt this would make some people happy. These kind of views appeal to people with inferior education (due to age or circumstances) and so I respect and do not blame them for their mental incapacity. After all it is more convenient to assign rewards to looks rather than intelligence and hard work, because it is easy to look more beautiful, it is incredibly difficult to become more intelligent, I 'm afraid...

Giggs
Giggs

Ladies and Gentleman, i announce, perfection! the best looking lady i have ever seen, 10/10. shes educated, but not a nerd, shes hot, but not an anorexic model. do u understand now what i mean by perfection? GOOD!

Ashish Mongia
Ashish Mongia

I love u very much melissa u r so hot dear can u chat with me online my id is neo_mongia plz chat with me i am indian

Jean
Jean

She's a great fuck too.

horndog
horndog

There should be an underscore between melissa and theuriau

horndog
horndog

She make me glad to be a heterosexual male; if I couldn’t get excited looking at her, I wouldn’t want to live. Only a homo or an angry fat chick would find something wrong with her. You can almost see something in this picture!

http://jfkaps01.free.fr/melissa_theuriau_041215_voyage.jpg

what a beauty
what a beauty

what a beauty.....just a jaw dropping beauty

sexiness, elegance, everything....unlike some plain whores, shes distinct.

when you look at this woman, she's more than a sex object...it came to me more than just "oh shes fuckin hot i wanna bang her" she's got the elegance, but also very hot. if you have looked at some of her whole scale shots, shes got the body too...gooooooosh shes so gorgeous her cute lips, beatiful beatiful faceline(especially the jawline), the perfect natural lookin tan, her gorgeous silky smooth skin, even the perfect tight little breasts with pretty tight slim body....i'm not just saying this...this is just as beautiful as a woman can get, at least in terms of physical beauty

and "smelly kid" and "Brock"up there, dont be fucking annoying u are just jealous little bitches if you didnt know melissa was Miss France before she became an anchor and u gotta be pretty talented for that....and making fucking stupid points like she'll become ugly when she get old..of course you fucking dumbass Melissa Theuriau isnt a human?what dyou think she was a fuckin god or something?...i'm sure you'll keep you same looks and look like gollum when you hit 40 so look forward to that...and another stupid point you made with that retarded brain...saying lookin good is not something to be awarded? physical beauty is a big asset too in society we live in you idiot..go dip your face in the fire for about an hour and try to go tell the world you think you're beautiful and you are the one who should be anchoring the news

muthafukka
muthafukka

hahaha all you people saying she's nothing more than eyecandy and how she has no intelligence are hilarious. just because you weren't blessed with good looks like melissa was you bitch and moan about it. pure jealousy and it's funny as fuck! have fun eating your twinkies with your fat asses while you watch blind date on saturday nights!!

peace!

john
john

She is truly beautiful and that is a fact. Who wants to look at a horror reading the news? We want the best cars at motorshows, the best actors in our films, the best athletes at the olympics and the most beautiful models at fashion shows, why not gorgeous news readers in our loungeroom? You guys deriding her are only jealous- your girlfriends are average or you are a shocker and you could never aspire to being with a beauty like that so you criticise her. My wife is a model and I see the other side, celebrate beauty, just because your genes didn't get you the looks don't attack ones who scored when the gene pool dished out looks aplenty to someone else.

jim
jim

you guys are queers if you think there is ANYTHING wrong with that hottie

Chiga
Chiga

i am a woman..and i would love to have fun with her...

or maybe have a 3some with Melissa and Angelina Jolie...and it would be the best time of my life, spending time with 2 most gorgeus women on earth...

p3ac3

Nancy
Nancy

She reminds me of Kristen Kreuk.Seems like a lot of women who are French/part French are gorgeous.

João Silva
João Silva

[ A really long comment ] :

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot ...........

Nico
Nico

You make me laugh...She's graduated by an excellent school of journalist an she has spend time studying this job , and if she didn't have , she wouldn't have had this job... She's pretty but she's also very kind and friendly so,please, don't compare her to the other bitches of international newsweeks !!

Hasan
Hasan

Damn ! She is fine as a Reporter!

She makes some models to be a "5" and she would be like a "10"!

I am looking in the wrong area because unlike models atleast I am sure she has a DEGREE. She has to have one to be a REPORTER, right?

Here is a website of models and others:

http://s4.invisionfree.com/FSfFM_Forum

Not my website.

Melissa, You could compete with many models I have seen.

Judy Muniz
Judy Muniz

I think .. Melissa is very intelligent and the way she conducted herself ..she is very talented.

Wombat
Wombat

We want eyecandy on TV, so its our fault if the cute ones get the best gigs.

We all need to thank the woolly jesus or who ever is responible for put such honey on the planet....and oh baby i feel like some drippin crumpet when i look at her. rowrrr hubba hubba. and so elegant looking as well.!

inDefence
inDefence

Talk about proven guilty without one iota of evidence! Give the girl a break. Yeah - she's got the looks any guy would want. it doesn't mean she's dumb or even got her job other than skills. Unless you know from personal knowledge - get off her case. Appreciate that which she is blessed with, but don't condemn her out of jealousy or cause for most, there is no chance of getting anywhere near a woman like this. Luckily for me, Paris is only an hours flight away! Ha ha

smelly kid
smelly kid

Very true. I know too many girls who have the looks, but nothing more. I know one who can be easily compared to Melissa. She only graduated from high school with no job experience. Yet, any job she applies for she gets. She applied for an executive secretaries job which requried 5 years prof. experience. Guess what? she got it. Why? pretty face, big boobs, and legs. What a joke. Hey girls. You who don't look Melissa. How easy is it for you to get through life is you're only a "plain Jane"? No disrespect to any of those women. It's unfair to be dismissed because you don't look good. This is certainly a pathetic way to get through life. Hey Melissa, if you're reading this, you're nothing special. Age creeps up soon enough. Once the wrinkles start to show, you're yesterdays news missy. Look forward to it. Ha Ha

Brock
Brock

I've had the chance to view Melissas photos on the web. Let's be perfectly honest here. The ONLY reason she is so popular is due to her looks. This has nothing to do with talent. Do you honestly believe that an attractive woman obtained her position in the business world, media, etc is due to skill?? Get real people. She would be sweeping floors if it wasn't for her looks. She's just a cheap trophy. Nothing more. If you don't belive this, pick up any magazine and look carefully at the adds promoting beauty products. Watch any soap opera on tv. Only "ken & barbies" are to be seen.

If this doesn't want to make you puke, then I don't know what will.

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SADDAM

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Karim-D
Karim-D

Mélissa Theuriau ? as a French guy, let me tell you all… that she’s quite more impressive in motion…

also, let me add that when you open your eyes early in the morning and see a girl like here you get it right… I mean the day.

Moe
Moe

Don't you love it? :-)

Samantha
Samantha

I like how you included armpits as a "weird place" to have body hair. Damn boys.

And it's funny how newswomen in other countries dress all cute. It looks like she's ready to go clubbin' in some of those pics.

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

man...what's up with the weather girls of the world, if there was a Miss WeatherGirl pagent, this girl and Jackie would be finalists...c'mon USA, we need to upgrade our weather game...

Jackson
Jackson

ay yai yai...dude...she's fine!!! yes, her lips just seem to mesmerize me...

please let nude pics of her leak out onto the internet!!!!!

Brazilian Girl
Brazilian Girl

dude you forget to say the most important....she did not date JC Chasez (until now.. haha) the guy is a pussy hunter... hahahaha... nice site!