A. How can she possibly expect a guy to go through dinner wearing that?! Seriously, man. Since when did the fashion of the upper class take a turn for prostitution-wear? It might be because she’s lookin’ for some action after her oh so painful divorce. Poor thing!
B. Elder tried very hard to go the conservative slut route, but didn’t work as planned. Her A-cups couldn’t escape their cage this night. Although, an inch more south-west & she would’ve made it into at least a couple tabloids. Also a little off topic, but where is that fucking Chihuahua? Did it die or what?