Quick, how do you make a four-hour-long concert zing by in a flash? Get the best performers of cabaret, jazz, and comedy all on one stage, and give them each five minutes (or thereabouts) to do their thing. At Monday’s (Jan. 31, 2005) Nightlife Awards, a veritable bevy of New York’s finest performers got to strut their stuff and make time fly. [Broadway World]
You guys heard of this thing?
This is one award show I wouldn’t mind hitting up. No bullshit speeches & fashion statements allowed. Only performance, baby!
It sounds like the winners from certain categories are called up to the stage not only to collect their awards, but also to perform a piece from whatever it is they do each weeknight at @ bars & clubs in & around NYC. Tickets are super cheap, as well (we’re talkin’ $250-$75 & $25 extra if you choose to stay for the after party and get wasted w/ the performers!). What else could you ask for, right?
Anyway, check out some hot photos of the cabaret dancers.
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Is she trying to immitate a Steven Tyler in the smile department or what?
This is from The Life Aquatic screening in which Bai Ling has obviously decided to go 80s w/ the body net. I wouldn’t mind rescuing her from this outfit. From her daring sense of style, I get the impression that Bai Ling would be super wild in bed. I’m talking wild, panda-style freaky. Although it would be fun, I’m sure Bai Ling gets around the Hollywood Penis Circuit, so she naturally falls into the â€œdouble-bag before sexâ€? category.
From the following photos, you can tell that Robin Williams had a piece of Bai Ling after the IFP Awards last week.
Dude, I’ve heard some shady stories about Robin Williams in the past, but I don’t blame the guy for using his money & fame to get into random panties of exotic, Hollywood beauties. Yes, even Bai Ling, baby!
Check out page two for a full body shot of Bai Ling’s outfit from
Yes yes, we’ve seen these photos of Bai Ling wearing a trash bag, here are a couple photos from Berlin Festival in which Bai Ling drops a couple pills of E and proceeds to have an orgasm on the red carpet. How sexy!
Watch her commercial if you haven’t already. [Link 1] [Link 2]
Maxim magazine actually contacted me because of this site. And they were interested in getting an interview with Mandy. So i put them in contact with her people. [That Pepsi Girl Blog]
A lot of noise has been made about this chick & it seems that we might see her in Maxim very soon. As we all know, Maxim doesn’t interview chicks. Maxim pays chicks a little money, takes a few scandalous photos & tells them to go home. After the girl has left their building, they bring their horny creative team into the mix & they are the people who write those lame interviews that read, “I like the way water feels between my legs when I go swimming.”
Ok enough about Maxim. Let’s talk mixed races! Here are ones to look out for when you’re walking through the mall in Calitown:
1. Japanese + White = Almost always super hot.
2. Indian + White = Questionably hot. I’ve seen some uggies in my travels.
3. Latino / South American + White Man = The Jackpot! Potentially one of the hottest combos ever. [Changed from “Spanish + Western” after Steve’s comment below]
4. Native Indian + Whiteman = God have mercy. This kinda falls into the Spanish + Western bracket.
Conclusion: The East will never meet the West—except when sex is involved.
Another thing I’ve noticed is that 95% of the East/West relationships involve white westerner working his mojo on a super hot Asian chick. The Asian man would love to pounce on white meat, but it’s a near impossibility (unless of course, they have a shit load money to their name).
The screen caps from the commercial follow.
My roommate Anton sent this to me yesterday. I was amazed. It sounds siiiiiick! So I wanted to share.
Straight from Gemelli hospital in Rome.
TP (The Pope) is looking very weak these days. He’s even signaling to his throat in an attempt to get his robotic followers prepared for the inevitable. In anticipation of the moment of truth, a lot of ruthless people have made guesses of the day TP will call it quits & take his one-way ticket to heaven. Let’s take a second to confirm the guesses made on The Bastardly.
1. Mine – June 29, 2005
2. Phil - June 23, 2005
3. Raven - April 20, 2005 at 4:19 am or pm, so that @ 4:20 am or pm, he & his friends may light up.
There are many more guesses on Byron’s site, so make sure you bastardly people don’t miss out.
BEST ACTOR – As with the Globes, the pity vote will probably be strong, but I really think Don Cheadle should get some props for his work in “Hotel Rwanda.”
1. Don Cheadle in â€œHotel Rwanda?” (United Artists in association with Lions Gate Entertainment through MGM Distribution Co.)
2. Johnny Depp in â€œFinding Neverland?” (Miramax)
3. Leonardo DiCaprio in â€œThe Aviator?” (Miramax, Initial Entertainment Group and Warner Bros.)
4. Clint Eastwood in â€œMillion Dollar Baby?” (Warner Bros.)
5. Jamie Foxx in â€œRay?” (Universal)
BEST ACTRESS – I haven’t seen any of these movies, but I hear “Million Dollar Baby” rocked the box-office, so I’ll naturally follow the money with Hillary Swank.
1. Annette Bening in â€œBeing Julia?” (Sony Pictures Classics)
2. Catalina Sandino Moreno in â€œMaria Full of Grace?” (HBO Films in association with Fine Line Features)
3. Imelda Staunton in â€œVera Drake?” (Fine Line Features, Alain Sarde and UK Film Council in association with Inside Track Films)
4. Hilary Swank in â€œMillion Dollar Bab?” (Warner Bros.)
5. Kate Winslet in â€œEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?” (Focus Features)
Who is this dude? An exec? Leave a comment or drop us a line if you have any clue. Also, what do the spoons signify?!
Whoever this guy may be, he’s another one of those gifted souls (Jordan Bratman falls into the same category) who knows how to maximize the assets God has bestowed upon him. Apart from being an encouragement to every depressed & insecure bald guy out there with one of those shady wigs, he gives younger guys with tremendous earning potential hope for a future filled with extremely beautiful women!
I’m telling you. The secret to a scandalously fun life in which beautiful women flow as freely as chilled Crystal, all you need is money & a couple connections (connections not always necessary). Study hard, kids!
Anyway, the photos that follow are mostly of cameos of this random dude w/ hot women @ Usher’s Grammy after party.
Is weed even a ‘drug’ anymore?!
These pics were taken in the summer of 2003 & later sold to the Enquirer by one of Aaron’s bastard friends. Apparently, Aaron recently told People Mag that he didn’t do drugs, so I’m thinking he quit weed sometime in ’04 & simply isn’t aware of the fact that snorting a dried mixure of meth & crack up his nose twice a day is considered a drug addiction.
What’s the over/under on how long it will take Aaron Carter to call it quits in life & Nick Lachey to ditch Annoying Jessica Simpson (also sleepign w/ the Blow monster) for a hotter chick?
One more funny pic follows.
This was found on Paris’ hacked Sidekick. Jessica should know that sniffing cocaine up her nose will make her lose lots of weight & make her already large boobies look massive….
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Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
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To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private
Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am, Paris Hilton wrote:
>How do u know?
tsk tsk, Jessica!
From Sin City [trailer]. If you’re wondering, the trailer is pretty solid& definitely worth watching!
Here’s 70-year old Bruce Willis getting his mack on with Jessica Alba. Dude, Bruce Willis a dirty-dirty man. The only reason I say that is because I am extremely jealous of the fact that he probably had sex with J. Alba about three times during the course of the movie. Damn him.
Apart from him getting a piece of Jessie (maybe a few pieces), I’ve heard this guy gets around the hot, young girl circuit very nicely! Can you really blame him? Michael Dougy was in the same position until he went off and imprisoned Cathy Z. Jones, but I think the hot, young girl circuit is better off with Michael in a stable marriage than him showing off his shriveled up, 80-year old, naked bod to innocent 25-year olds (sorry for creating that horrible image). It’s just the 25-30-year old male population that’s missing out on Cathy’s prime.
Damn Bruce Willis & double-damn Michael Douglas!
Paris looks so sad—almost as if she’s thinking about something she doesn’t have much of.
As for Nicole, just look at her, for God’s sake! She looks like a 5-year old at the playground.