Just as predicted in our Eva Longoria Ratings, this woman is sleepin’ around & makin’ the right moves! We’re very happy for her.
Production Weekly reported yesterday that Eva joins a blockbuster cast that includes the old geezer, Michael Douglas (yes, he’s still sleeping with bloody Catherine Zeeeeta Jones), Kiefer Sutherland, and wrinkly-old Kim Basinger.
Very nice, very nice—for Eva, that is. Unfortunately, Eva is purely a skin & ass play & therefore she will have the job attracting that critical 18-34-year old, horny, male (redundant?) demographic. It should be interesting as I’m sure this very demographic has a tremendous amount of pent-up hatred for Mr. Douglas and his bastardly relations with Mrs. Jones. Damn him to hell! I still think she’s wasting her best years, but I digress.
Potential scandal to spur from the set includes a possible relationship between Eva & M. Douglas. Eva just might be the long-awaited catalyst who will create The Rift. We all know that Michael Douglas likes ‘em young & beautiful! With that, Iï¿½m not sayinï¿½ that one woman is better the other; Iï¿½m just sayinï¿½ that if an opportunity arises & sex is involved, Eva will be all over it!
You can learn more about the film’s plot @ Film Force.