Eva Longoria Joins The Sentinel Cast

Eva

Just as predicted in our Eva Longoria Ratings, this woman is sleepin’ around & makin’ the right moves! We’re very happy for her.

Production Weekly reported yesterday that Eva joins a blockbuster cast that includes the old geezer, Michael Douglas (yes, he’s still sleeping with bloody Catherine Zeeeeta Jones), Kiefer Sutherland, and wrinkly-old Kim Basinger.

Very nice, very nice—for Eva, that is. Unfortunately, Eva is purely a skin & ass play & therefore she will have the job attracting that critical 18-34-year old, horny, male (redundant?) demographic. It should be interesting as I’m sure this very demographic has a tremendous amount of pent-up hatred for Mr. Douglas and his bastardly relations with Mrs. Jones. Damn him to hell! I still think she’s wasting her best years, but I digress.

Potential scandal to spur from the set includes a possible relationship between Eva & M. Douglas. Eva just might be the long-awaited catalyst who will create The Rift. We all know that Michael Douglas likes ‘em young & beautiful! With that, I�m not sayin� that one woman is better the other; I�m just sayin� that if an opportunity arises & sex is involved, Eva will be all over it!

You can learn more about the film’s plot @ Film Force.


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Beagle
Beagle

It does sound like she is just out to screw some old man out of his money. I think she needs to quit while she's ahead. Someone who doesn't want a real life partner isn't just right, in my opinion. I bet her head is so big, it can hardly fit through the door. Some people are hard to figure out.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

just glad to have yet another opportunity to drool over the gorgeous Eva.

Tinuviel
Tinuviel

Well perhaps it's really that she doesn't like men that much and will be happy with his money when he dies, regardless of her lack of youth. I mean really, in old age, what more could a woman (who perhaps learned to dislike men young) want? That makes sense in my head... I mean maybe she's psychologically messed and doesn't want a real "life" partner. Just one so that when he's out of the way, she gots money and she'd be happy with just that. Some people are weird.

Moe
Moe

She's playing with time, man. IT's something that she can't buy back after the old guy goes under ground.

Being such a big star, M. Dougy took advantage of Cathy's youth & ignorance. He played his cards excellently. You can blame the bastard?

Tinuviel
Tinuviel

I agree! Zet-Jones really needs to wake up and smell the Pitt. Or something... I mean she could probably have ORLI if she wanted. Ugh. I don't get it. I'd never sleep with an old man for a lot of money. ESPECIALLY not repeatedly, and then having to wait until he dies? My GOD. So gross. She could have been so much better. She lost all my respect...

Or maybe it should be the other way around. She learned to the play game and MAN is she ever playing it. Hmmm... not sure how I feel on this anymore. Still think it's disgusting, but hey, if she wins in the end....