Although a distant second behind the evil marketing of Ass’ “Autobiography” album, the Lindsay Lohan doll is part of a hideous marketing scheme directed at innocent girls & horny, little boys. Dude, for one thing, the doll has A-cups! A-CUPS! I know putting huge boobies on a doll would look weird, but if you’re gonna make something realistic, you can’t skip out on a major feature. What the hell were the designers thinking? Maybe it was a strategy to cut costs by using less plastic?! Cheap bastards.
Secondly, apart from the freckles on her face (see next page), the doll could be Angelina Jolie for all we know. The only way to tell this is a Lindsay Lohan doll is by reading the box & seeing her name scribbled on some director’s chair that you get w/ the doll (how nice of them).
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