The Flaws Of The Lindsay Lohan Doll

Lindsay Lohan Doll

Clean-cut doll on the left. Broken-down, used & abused whore (real life Lindsay Lohan) on the right.

Although a distant second behind the evil marketing of Ass’ “Autobiography” album, the Lindsay Lohan doll is part of a hideous marketing scheme directed at innocent girls & horny, little boys. Dude, for one thing, the doll has A-cups! A-CUPS! I know putting huge boobies on a doll would look weird, but if you’re gonna make something realistic, you can’t skip out on a major feature. What the hell were the designers thinking? Maybe it was a strategy to cut costs by using less plastic?! Cheap bastards.

Secondly, apart from the freckles on her face (see next page), the doll could be Angelina Jolie for all we know. The only way to tell this is a Lindsay Lohan doll is by reading the box & seeing her name scribbled on some director’s chair that you get w/ the doll (how nice of them).

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Brian
Brian

I love her freckles, makes me wanna bend her over and watch them boobies jiggle!

Dannii Lou
Dannii Lou

Haha, yeah Lindsay slut Lohan will be dead from an overdose or hunger within two years

Dee
Dee

Who actually gives a dogs shit wheather she is going through a "rough time" she is a fucking role model to children. 100 000 kids watching her are more important then her so she should stop destroying herself. Because 5 people in the world give a shit if Lindsay Lohan dies but 500 000 people care if their children are influenced by that cocaine addict hoe

katie
katie

'she will be dead lying in the ladies room in a club downtown LA.'

Whoever wrote that about some woman they have never met is a sick lunatic, could you imagine if that actually happened? It is evil to wish something like that upon her. Everyone has their own opinion of Lohan but some people just seem to go completely overboard. I mean the reason she is famous is because she worked hard eveyday of her life to get where she is, something that so many of you dont do. Freckles are beautiful aswell. They are individual and Lindsay Lohan is an individual. She is a PERSON who feels and thinks and loves and hates just like you and me. And i feel damn sure that we all have gone through times where we didnt think we measured up, maybe this poor woman is going through one now. She may be she is and maybe she isnt buliemic but she doesnt need this sort rubbish, im glad she doesnt read these sites and i hope that her family and friends are alot more supportive then you are being. You must understand that this girl has been through much more than any of you have been through and people have different ways of dealing with things. So get over it.

katie
katie

'she will be dead lying in the ladies room in a club downtown LA.'

Whoever wrote that about some girl they have never met is a sick lunatic. Everyone has their own opinion of Lohan but some people just seem to go completely overboard. I mean the reason she is famous is because she worked hard eveyday of her life to get where she is, something that so many of you dont do. Freckles are beautiful aswell. They are individual and Lindsay Lohan is an individual. She is a PERSON

Keemee
Keemee

About 80% of the plastic used to make that doll went into the nose.

Dee
Dee

That doll is not really pretty but hey, niether is Lindsay. But shit, seriously, they should've made the doll more realistic. Lindsay is not beautiful nor is she an extremely talented actress but she didn't really get to show everyone the true extend of her acting ability and by the time a movie with good substance comes her way, she will be dead lying in the ladies room in a club downtown LA. Thats stardom for you. Typical "child star"

Accessory examples- Syringe, toilet bowl, alcohal, more icky freckels, bigger boobies and interchangable wigs!

PS. If any doll manufacturer steals my above ideas I want a cut of the profit or I will sue you!

Peace and God bless

Dee

Keemee
Keemee

Complete with Aroused-Stavros-Nachos and Angered-Chimp-Twins.

Keemee
Keemee

What next? Sleep-with-me Paris Hilton action figures?

firdaosPidau.
firdaosPidau.

the doll is pretty. lindsay-frecklefull-whore-on-crack is not.

kaylene
kaylene

u know what ur just jealouse of lindsay and for god sakes man if u have time to make this fucking site theres something wrong with you and for god sakes this girl takes mental abuse and verbal abuse from ppl like you it amazes me how fricking harsh u are u prick so lindsay dont take crap from ppl cause its not true and that geez kid ur sick cause all u probably think about is "bangin" lindsay lohan sicko....wow i feel so much better now

oh geez
oh geez

hahahahah.

"they forgot about 2million freckles"

ha so tru.

i hate that bitch.

she's a fuckin slut.

god, she just needs to go to rehab and fuckin stay there or something.

ewww.

she's all lights and makeup pppl.

you're crazy if u wannna "bang" her. EW.

johana
johana

A Really long comment .. . :

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Selena
Selena

I agree with you jamie

amy
amy

I think this doll is gorgues.

jamie
jamie

hey you know making fun of a celebrity plastic is just wrong. You maybe writing that lindsay has freckles because you have something much gross.

jamie
jamie

hey you know this doll is pretty.I think, know that your just jealous because you don't have your own dolls. plus what's wrong with the girl having freckles i bet you having something much more grosser!

Pheobe
Pheobe

yeah i know, i agree with ya danielle...

Danielle
Danielle

what is wrong with the girl having freckle?It's a part of who she is.It's what makes her special and am sure u have something that makes u special too.

Tammy
Tammy

My daughter has freckles and she is gorgeous!

ailie
ailie

its not quite her fault if she has freckles, i have them and i'm still hot so lay off

ashlee
ashlee

i always wanted barbie underwear because i just thought it would be more realistic

Manda
Manda

I had tons of Barbies when I was little. She had big boobies, but she also had no underwear like the Barbies made now. I personally had no issues with it back then...I was too little.

Gloria
Gloria

"I know that putting huge boobies on a doll would look weird"

Haven't you seen Barbie?