Who really gives a shit about this Paris hates Jessica b/c she wants Nick all to herself bullshit? Believe it or not, but this is the perfect opportunity for Nick to call it quits with Jessica. Nick better face reality quick or he’s gonna be stuck with Jessica through his (fading) prime years. Dude, get your head out of Jessica’s boney ass and smell the beautiful ladies who sit at your feet! Why stick w/ a single entree, when you feast on the buffet, baby?! This won’t last for all too long, man.
Ok, enough about useless drama. Let’s talk about the drugs.
I wanna know more about Jessica Simpson’s crack habit that Paris refers to in those Sidekick messages. I’m beginning to think those hospitalizations due to “stomach flus” are nothing more than Mr. Crack Cocaine growling inside Jessie’s 30lb bod. Jessica, like Britney, is a divorce away from OD’ing on crack. I say, after Dukes comes out & miserably flops later this year, the Nick & Jessica separation process will go into full speed. We’ll stick to our Bastardly prediction of the inevitable breakup just days before Thanksgiving dinner.
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