2005′s PMOY – Hiromi’s Chances Look Slim


From the Super Bowl bash. Damn that Owen Wilson! He’s always hanging out with Playmates!

There are a lot of rumors floating around the net and not once have I heard the words: Asian, Japanese, & Hiromi. Very unfortunate, indeed. But, maybe that will be the big surprise? I guess we’ll soon learn which chick (group picture below) hits the Playboy Bunny Jackpot.

One thing’s for sure, though, the shoot has already been done & the layout is currently being designed & heavily airbrushed.

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Varian Gray
Varian Gray

Just peeking in on y'all. never a dull moment here, eh? to be honest, i myself am pretty average sized. so, what's up Sally? ya wanna try a round of hot sex with yours truly? what about you Sexy Samantha? i am pretty single these days. and Anonymous Chick..... you just might be hella sexy as well..... so what's up? can a brotha get some recreational sex? just say the word... and drop me a line.

word.

SALLY
SALLY

Anonymous Chickypoooooooooop, Maybe if you read all of the comments you would understand. Sorry you didn't realize I was having a convo with Faisel.... Now RELAX!

Samantha
Samantha

Jackson, I totally thought the same thing about the last picture. It looks like the Boyz II Men guys, only more thuggish or something...probably drunk? Is that them?

Anonymous Chick
Anonymous Chick

Sally, please....get a grip on yourself, or better yet, get a grip on your vibrator. We understood your love of all things penis-y with your first post. Enough already!

SALLY
SALLY

I love you guys!! I love big penis's too! How does that make me a feminist?

Faisel... your my bud, don't turn your back on me now!!!!

Moe
Moe

Working for for the Raptors does that to a girl…

We'll have to discuss this in further detail another time...

Now back to your comments. dude, you're filled with so much hate or maybe it's just us that you don't like us.

DId you ever read that post about Love I told you to read?!

Your bitterness might also be linked to the fact that you're a closet feminist.

(ok, i'm going to bend over now, so can proceed to drop the verbal bombs)

SALLY
SALLY

Well Farmgirl is rihgt, Maybe I missled you all. I didn't mean the size of a Python or an elephants pemis.GROSS- But as an average 8.5 inches of love will work. Anything smaller I just won't take anymore.....I wouldn't feel it... haha , here comes some racey comments on the size of my hole!

Wooooooo, I think I crossed a line or 2!

farmgirl
farmgirl

As a girl who has had average size and large size I can confirm that large size can be lees than anjoyable and more like painful...let's just say I married the average size guy and he knows how to work with what he's got!

SALLY
SALLY

Yeah it feels super good! I want one right now.

Working for for the Raptors does that to a girl...

Hey don't get me wronge I love all penis' but I had to remark on that stupid comment!

Moe
Moe

Either those chicks in the swimsuits are the finalists (look at badge on hip) or there are a few of them missing. Regardless, Hiromi still has a chance, baby :-)

Jackson
Jackson

if you wanna talk about manly faces please refer here

...now if i had said i wanted to have sex with that then i'd be open for criticism but we're talking about playmates here.... they're the material that masturbations are made of.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You picked all the ones that have manly faces! ohoh

Are you trying to tell us something Jackson?

heheheheheheheheha

Moe
Moe

So sally, what are you saying? You'd have sex with a guy you'd potentially make you immobile for a couple days?! Would the sex be that good?

Jackson
Jackson

Okay...so in the 2nd pic with Hef, is it that the girls in the bunny outfits are Playmates from 2004 going to PMOY?....and the ones in black are a few of Hef's many girlfiends?

....based on that assumption here's my analysis of the pic.

1) I'd like to have sex with all those women....twice.

2) I think the hottest bunnies are (from L-R) the 2nd (brunette), 3rd (Hiromi), and 5th (blonde).

3) Hef is the man.

Moe
Moe

damn you sally. damn you.

Sally
Sally

"This photo just has some mean lookin’ brothas & goes to prove that Playmates love the brothas!"

What the hell does that mean???? Why wouldn't they love a huge massive cock in there mouths or between there legs, YUMMMMMMY!

GOD that was a stupid remark!

Jackson
Jackson

dude...that looks like Shawn Stockman and Nathan Morris from Boyz II Men....of course they'd get playmates....just buss out the a few lines from "I'll Make Love To You" of "On Bended Knee" and panties start droppin....