J. Loser Actually Thinks She Can Act

It’s hard to choose what’s going to be a great movie. I’ve chosen great material but it hasn’t always turned out to be a great movie. I would be disappointed in myself if I walked away from a movie and I was like, ‘I didn’t even [bleep] try. I sucked in that movie, I didn’t give all that I could have. I phoned it in.’ Then I’d be mad at myself, but I’ve never done that so I don’t feel that way. I don’t feel that I’ve had huge failures in my life because of that. [Daily Dish]

As we all know, along with her billion dollar ass, Jenny has an even larger head, so we can’t expect her to admit that she sucks ass at anything.

Take box-office megabomb, Gigli, for example. It took nearly $80mil to make & all its time in the theatres, a handful of dumbasses with waaay too much time on their hands contributed around $7mil to the movie’s worldwide gross receipts. That is the definition of sucking it up.

For another J. Loser, check out the stats of Enough. I can’t believe she made a movie called Enough! Well, on that note, we just wanna say that Jenny, we’ve had enough of your trash. Let other Latino hotties have a go, damn it.

Thanks to Box Office Mojo for the stats.


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BoutrosBoutrosGhali
BoutrosBoutrosGhali

her husband is so SKINNY and pasty and needs some undereye concealer.

Scandlethis
Scandlethis

Didnt anyone see the hilarous "dating tips from 50 cent" hahahah what the?!?! what an interesting topic...

farmgirl
farmgirl

I think her boobies may have gotten a little help with shading, but she looked pretty good during her "concert" on Good Morning America a while ago, which was live. Maybe her thighs have been trimmed a bit too...

fi
fi

'SHOPPED! No way that is Jennifer Lopez's body.

Pocahontis
Pocahontis

Jlo WAS hot, now....NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

FUCK
FUCK

Cum on my people! She has so much money I could puke, and on no talent what so ever. So my wish is that she move to an island with her nasty ass, greasy looking, hobo smelling husband of hers and have some babys and live peace so we don't have to hear her whinning and crying any longer. May my wish come true!

Jackson
Jackson

okay....so i'll admit that i liked her in Out of Sight....or maybe it was just how she looked in the dan marino jersey that made me like her in that movie...can't really recall the acting, but george clooney (as usual) was pimp.

Manda
Manda

Totally agree Moe...No lie she's hot, but good looks can only take you so far. Hopefully like farmgirl says, she'll have cash coming in from her other investments. Sad to say, but she's not falling gracefully at all. She should just make a clean cut of it all, but I'm sure she'll try to make an excuse for her absence and blame it on a new baby, or something. She'll never admit that she just didn't hack it.

farmgirl
farmgirl

Jenny looks great on that cover...but I think it is probably accurate to say she has reached her peak and is now falling. Her movies are horrible and I have to agree with "FUCK" that her voice is SUPREMELY annoying and grating on the nerves. I hope her clothes, perfume, restaurantes and whatever else she has can keep raking in the dough for her, because she seems to also have some serious spending habits to maintain. And you KNOW Marc Ant. can't keep up with the amount of $ she must go through-all of his probably goes to his previous wife and kids.

FUCK
FUCK

You know I was just listening to her newest song about 3 minutes ago and I almost SMASHED my radio to bits, cuz her voice is like a running your fingers down a chalk board. AndI just can't take her whining anymore. And her husband has to be the ugliest mother fucker I ever did see! What the hell is happening, I feel like my head may explode!