Is that crazy or what? He’s only a national drinking age away from turning 100!!
I don’t know much about Hef’s religious beliefs, but I’m sure he’s in a little pain after he’s done having sex with five extremely hot, 25-year old centerfolds (not including his twin-girlfriends). I’m also pretty sure that once Hef’s finished unloading his goods & countless naked bodies are then left scattered all over his gigantic bed, he retreats to the bathroom to let out a few tears of grief at the image of his withering body on the mirror.
All I’m sayin’ is that t0 enjoy life as much as he presumably does, there has to be a tinge of pain once these birthdays roll around.
Ok-ok, sorry for making this so dark! It comes out of my jealous side, I guess. I’m very happy that this man is still ticking & I hope his battery keeps going until science thinks of a way to keep all rich people alive forever. Hef is the absolute definition of revelry & eternal youth, so party on, Heffie!
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