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Mr. Hugh Hefner Turns Bloody 79! Jillian Grace Attends!

Hef's 70th Birthday

Jillian gettin’ close w/ Amber Campisi!

Is that crazy or what? He’s only a national drinking age away from turning 100!!

I don’t know much about Hef’s religious beliefs, but I’m sure he’s in a little pain after he’s done having sex with five extremely hot, 25-year old centerfolds (not including his twin-girlfriends). I’m also pretty sure that once Hef’s finished unloading his goods & countless naked bodies are then left scattered all over his gigantic bed, he retreats to the bathroom to let out a few tears of grief at the image of his withering body on the mirror.

All I’m sayin’ is that t0 enjoy life as much as he presumably does, there has to be a tinge of pain once these birthdays roll around.

Ok-ok, sorry for making this so dark! It comes out of my jealous side, I guess. I’m very happy that this man is still ticking & I hope his battery keeps going until science thinks of a way to keep all rich people alive forever. Hef is the absolute definition of revelry & eternal youth, so party on, Heffie!

Check out a few more photos from his birthday below!

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7 comments
Monica
Monica

Those Dahm triplets are ugly as hell

g restorations
g restorations

hey !! love your stuff -- see you have some spank on Hugh Hef -- got any leads on how I can contact him about one of his old cars -- we're restoring it and could use any info 480.894.9339

Aubrie Lemon
Aubrie Lemon

HAHA! I don't THINK SO! It was a photo op, nothing more. :-)

Armando
Armando

Now, here is a sample of a guy how can never reach anything successful in his life and that would be Steve. This Steve guy has never anything positive to say about anything. I have been following this site and he should be banned because his shit does not belong here.

steve
steve

bill maher is most definetly a punkass. I've written for "Real Time" and the money is GOOD, but Bill is a vain, bleeding heart, pussy. Making fun of bill is like hunting holsteins with a rifle; he DOES have a sense of irony(idespite his insufferable earnestness/gravity) which few on this board can claim.

Lissa
Lissa

I saw a bio on Hef and man has lead such an interesting life. I have not but admiration for the guy. He's a genius and a gentleman anyway you put it!

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

man...i can't freakin believe that Bill "punkass" Mahr actually dated Karin Taylor...man, 1996 was such a great year....Karin, you hot baby!!!!