Ashley Olsen Trying To Look Sexy & Uncle Scott Sartiano

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Ashley Olsen is moving in with her 30 year old boyfriend, [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED]…Her parents don’t approve…plus he’s been investigated by the FBI before…and he’s a known drug user…cocaine and ecstasy….Good Catch!!! [The Jason Cage Show Celeb Dirt]

Dude, didn’t [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] watch Full House when he was young?! He’s only 30, so he must have caught a few episodes when he was around 16 or 17. Seriously Scott, get a hold of yourself, man. You’re sleeping w/ bloody Michelle Tanner. Then again, Scott is a grad of Columbia University, so naturally he’s reachin’ for the dough (he’s some sort of ‘promoter’). With that in hand, I want to give him the benefit of the doubt & assume he’s trying to imbezzle money from Ashley. At least, let’s hope that’s the case.

I just feel very awkward looking at either of the Olsen Monkeies trying to look sexy. With the quasi wardrobe malfunction pictured below, Ashley has simply gone too far. Either get some implants or hide those thingies under a heavy sweatshirt, turtleneck or shawl. You’re only giving sick pedophiles new material.

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24 comments
jason
jason

p of cause she's my gf and af i hear you talk f**k about her or mk i will personaly deliver a punch right to you door or maby you might want to chose first class sir a whole beating.

loveman
loveman

SCREW ME MY DEAR.. YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND

loveman
loveman

OH BABY SHOW ME MORE I LOVE YOUR SCANDELOUS TONGUE LICKING BEAUTY!

loveman
loveman

I WANT TO SLIDE MY PETER INTO HER FOLDER!

jessnesssezz
jessnesssezz

ashley is defently prettier then mk

buh see the pic

she has noo boobs:S

Blaze
Blaze

Ashley is HOT AND SEXY. Scott SUCKS COCK

miss*
miss*

uhhh Wah is she trying to prove?

no really...

clothes like that only look good on GOOD celebs

and shez not really wah u can call "HOT"

becuz shez nottt

Msg to Ashley: Did u go bankrupt that u couldnt afford a proper designer or costume artist

gravity_girl
gravity_girl

aaaaaaahhhhaaahhhaaahhahahaha!!!

is that actually a DRESS???

or some kinds waay-too-loose toga she wore so that she'd look roman or some crap like that???

Keemee
Keemee

How does she pay back Paris Hilton? Steal a bathrobe from her hotel room. Nice.

Nicole
Nicole

ewwww. ashley just flshed the camera man!!!! what a slut don have any manners. she datin a friggin 30 yrs old bastard. what is with the olsen theses days???? i mean mk is smokin with a big ass boy friend

Anon
Anon

u know wat pisses me off the most is that these two twins have been trying to make their own personal style, and they're failing really badly. WTF is that??

Anon
Anon

one word. TROLL DOLL wit mini boob

Anon
Anon

the girl is clearly a SLUT> Woah she's just 18 and she's fucking a 30 yr old coke addict. The worst part is that just a year ago she and her skinny ass sis appeared in rolling stone mag where they preached abstainence. WHAT a hypocrite. WHAT the fuck are we supposed to think if she's shackin wit dis guy...its obvious that little michelle tanner is bangin this guy. YUCK. Put that mini boob away, its not like ur mini parts make anyone drool...more like make em sick. GOD if I had that I would definately not wanna show it!!

PPS
PPS

You know, I think Ashley is the one who is being out-of-limit here. Why did she choose some 30 years old guy in the first place if she actually knows a manner?

brook
brook

I know! Lissa. Moe is just being so weird.

Lissa
Lissa

what was wrong with Moe anyway?

Moe
Moe

damn you, brook. you're slappin' me around, woman. Since F is out of the Q, I'll see what I can come up w/ in order to retire Moe.

brook
brook

you are much meaner. it's like your alias is allowing you to say some dark, dark, someone-should-kick-your-ass-for-it crap. moe/fas, I really think I liked it better when you would own up to what you say by signing faisal.

Also What the hell kina of a name is Moe. The loser bartender from Simpson's? I like the name Moe better

Moe
Moe

what are you talking about? bitchier?

brook
brook

ah ha! moe is fas. I notice he's bitchier when he writes as moe.

shhakeela
shhakeela

send me more sex u sobuty ful

Rachel S.
Rachel S.

What is it with female people these days, having to flash themselves? I mean, if the only thing you can offer is a talent for flashing yourself, maybe you should just go away!

Jackson
Jackson

damn you fas...i'm staring at that second pic as i write this comment....multi-tasking at its best!!!!