Miss December 2004, Tiffany Fallon, won the PMOY honors & Hef threw a party at Santa Monica’s pimped-out Viceroy Hotel (see update). Although we here at The Bastardly were totally pullin’ for Hiromi to win it all, we’ll manage to deal with this great disappointment only b/c we know that she loves us—somewhere, deep-deep inside her sexy, little heart. Her love is so great that she will finally come to terms with it & give the people who endless plug her bod & playmate career a long interview (in the nude, with whip cream). Hiromi, you can email us here*. We promise to only suck.
Ok I digress. This is supposed to be about Ms. Bai Ling. Let’s admit it, she’s sexy from the neck down only when she dresses like a complete ho, but the bottom-line is very simple: The girl has nothing on Hiromi Oshima or any of the other playmates who prance around wearing nothing (damn you, Hef). Regardless, we wish her luck in riding Hef’s shriveled penis (excuse the horrible image).
Before I end, all credit goes to Emanuele for coming through with one! He sums it up pretty well…
poor old Bai, she can dream as much as she want to become one of them!
…she’s still chinese.
Update: After calling the hotel from work to do some fact-checking (slacking off today…again), I sounded like a complete fool. The lady working in the restaurant said, “Sir, I only work weekdays, please call tomorrow & ask for Vanessa.” So yeah, the photo looks kinda old, but it’s posted on Corriere Della Sera’s gallery.