Bai Ling Tries to ‘Fit In’ @ 2005 PMOY Party @ Viceroy Hotel

Miss December 2004, Tiffany Fallon, won the PMOY honors & Hef threw a party at Santa Monica’s pimped-out Viceroy Hotel (see update). Although we here at The Bastardly were totally pullin’ for Hiromi to win it all, we’ll manage to deal with this great disappointment only b/c we know that she loves us—somewhere, deep-deep inside her sexy, little heart. Her love is so great that she will finally come to terms with it & give the people who endless plug her bod & playmate career a long interview (in the nude, with whip cream). Hiromi, you can email us here*. We promise to only suck.

Ok I digress. This is supposed to be about Ms. Bai Ling. Let’s admit it, she’s sexy from the neck down only when she dresses like a complete ho, but the bottom-line is very simple: The girl has nothing on Hiromi Oshima or any of the other playmates who prance around wearing nothing (damn you, Hef). Regardless, we wish her luck in riding Hef’s shriveled penis (excuse the horrible image).

Before I end, all credit goes to Emanuele for coming through with one! He sums it up pretty well…

poor old Bai, she can dream as much as she want to become one of them!
…she’s still chinese.

Update: After calling the hotel from work to do some fact-checking (slacking off today…again), I sounded like a complete fool. The lady working in the restaurant said, “Sir, I only work weekdays, please call tomorrow & ask for Vanessa.” So yeah, the photo looks kinda old, but it’s posted on Corriere Della Sera’s gallery.

*wink


9 comments
Zappy
Zappy

sorry to say, Bai Ling looks the best, and I know thats not saying much, but the granny panty thing rings true for both bunnys. wow, what an ugly pic.

Ron Taylor
Ron Taylor

My girlfriend has just farted on my birthday cake

Johnnie In Ausie
Johnnie In Ausie

If she was a stripper, I’d give her a tip just to keep her clothes on.

Oh come on, man!! That's harsh. Maybe not a lapdance, but she's worth at least a few bucks when she's on stage. I'm assuming she's super flexible.

cakefart commando
cakefart commando

Congratulations on being chinese. I'm sure your parents must be proud.

The whole name thing comes from the fact that the people in the USA mostly speak languages based on latin, greek, and german. Sorry the fine folks on an English language website couldn't accomodate you, but you're welcome to move to the people's republic any time. I'm sure the workers' paradise could use a few more whiny people.

As for Bai Ling... is she just not pretty, or what? If she was a stripper, I'd give her a tip just to keep her clothes on. I can't wait to see what she looks like naked in ten years- maybe she'll sex videos with Julia Child and Janet Reno?

clarisse
clarisse

i'm chinese, and i find it kind of sad she's such an attention whore. btw do all americans think her name is bai? because that's really her last name, and her first name should be ling.

Jen
Jen

Yeah these girls are good-looking, but shit...it looks like they pulled these bunny suits out of some time capsule from the eighties.

farmgirl
farmgirl

The boning in those bunny suits is so unflattering and really makes them appear to be supremely ill fitting. That girl in the green looks like she is wearing the equivalent to granny panties in a bunny suit. yuck.

kitten
kitten

She is a twig with a giant flat head. Perhaps we can redistribute some mass from her head and add it to her body.

Jackson
Jackson

again.... i'm probably the only one that is turned on by this pic. YOU GO BAI LING!! WOO HOO!!!