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kaiserin
kaiserin

Aging dis-gracefully into Zsa Zsa Gabor

Chef
Chef

Met her in a club once in NYC. Nice chick, stupid as a door, drinks enormous amounts of booze, and slut dances pretty damn nicely. I'd hit it hard and run out the door, cause I heard she has a serious case of the 'wanna git married since I'm not going anywhere in movies' disease.

Todd
Todd

I'd fuck Tara, but I wouldn't date her. Guess I'm not famous enough. Cause you know you've made it in Hollywood when you get to fuck Tara Reid.

Lexa
Lexa

I would comment on how HIDEOUS her bleach blonde hair is, but i threw up a little in my mouth at the site of her and her puny, scrawny, greasy dog with those DISGUSTING RED BOWS dwindling in its hair.

Jinjelsnaps
Jinjelsnaps

Jebus H Christ Monkey Balls - I thought that was the old bitch from Something About Mary at first. That's Tara freaking Reid??? Wow. Just...wow.

I watch Van Wilder again the other night, and I gotta tell ya: I like boobs, but some chicks look great with little titties...