Enrique Cheats On Anna!


Not really.

I think the guy makes out w/ at least one chick per show. There’s only one stipulation to that rule: The girl called up to the stage cannot be hot. So yeah, if you’re super hot, you can stand on the side & watch all the uglies get tongue action or you can be smart & look ugly for all Enrique concerts.

We suggest:

1. Do horrible makeup
2. Wear 8-10 layers. Minimum.
3. Possibly come in a wheelchair. That always earns the pity points.
4. Wear a cast—the more the merrier
5. Sit around a group of really hot & sexy girls (ideally Latina flavored)


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Celle
Celle

Well, at least she's had the opportunity to make out with a hottie in her whole life.

Hubble
Hubble

I think you have anger issues.

Ainslea
Ainslea

that is a fan and he is being kind and serenading to her at a concert then to make them happy he gives them a kiss, simple nothing long. He is sweet, not gay! and, has never cheated on Anna, they are together again. Why so much hate towards a beautiful man?!!

Ainslea
Ainslea

that is a fan and he is being kind and serenading to her at a concert then to make them happy he gives them a kiss, simple nothing long. He is sweet, not gay! and, has never cheated on Anna, they are together again. Why so much hate towards a beautiful man?!

Christina
Christina

I hate fat pigs. It's disgusting really. i weigh 121 pounds, I'm 5'5 and I am looking chubby. so you know what??? I am going to work out more and lose the weight. I'm thinking maybe 10-15 pounds- then I'll be my svelte self again. That's all- it's not hard. Why can't these morbidly obese cows just shed the weight?? How does any man with dignity, self respect, and EYEBALLS and HANDS fuck these disgusting, smelly wastes of space? It's amazing how the population keep growing as well as the obesity problem especially in the U.S.A. two thirds of the world is starving to death because of gluttonous, greedy corporate America. I'm an American by the way. And I'm sayin' it is just plain gross the way I cannot walk up the block without seeing a ginormous heifer pushing a stroller, with two or three other wee ones alongside..It's bizarre, truly. Who is fiucking these pigs? On jerry springer they actually fight over these lard balls. What a weird world. Bizarro.

Alex
Alex

How did she get on stage let alone kissing Enrique? Enrique thats really sad!

Lissa
Lissa

That was pathetic Lexa. Grow up little girl.

Lexa
Lexa

Oh wow, is that Lissa, the girl Enrique's hugging? ;P

steve
steve

I'd eat every fatties pussy for some Anna K & Maria Sharapova pussy. Enrique is not only cool, he's showing the world that shady, Med Sea dudes will fuck any lady that moves. South of the Miami-Milano Line we have a saying "Pussy ain't got no face." North of the Miami-Milano Line men need to learn how to fuck and dance, south of the line, we need to learn to behave. Keep up the big pimpin enrique.

Anon
Anon

I usually post my honest opinion. But all I can say is Enrique totally made some fat bitchs life worth living. He made her feel special and beautiful, even though she weighs as much as a cow. Also Enrique earned more brownie points with the hotties by showing he's a gentlement.

I'd also eat that fat bitchs pussy just to fuck Anna K. for 3 seconds!

cacafuego
cacafuego

Dude, I've heard of the price of fame but getting yer ass groped by heffie must be a real bitch.