I think the guy makes out w/ at least one chick per show. There’s only one stipulation to that rule: The girl called up to the stage cannot be hot. So yeah, if you’re super hot, you can stand on the side & watch all the uglies get tongue action or you can be smart & look ugly for all Enrique concerts.
1. Do horrible makeup
2. Wear 8-10 layers. Minimum.
3. Possibly come in a wheelchair. That always earns the pity points.
4. Wear a cast—the more the merrier
5. Sit around a group of really hot & sexy girls (ideally Latina flavored)