Girls, Choose One: Magic Cone Or Stadium Pal?


Visit the original post & read the comments on Tien Mao’s blog

Everyone knows that there are select public restrooms just not worth the potential health risks, but it’s also a well known fact that when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I’ve gone barefoot into a restroom on the Tijuana / USA border (USA side) & I probably contracted 5-10 diseases in the process, but I would have died if I hadn’t ran for my life into that restroom. I weighted the risks & death was far scarier than living w/ some rare foot-fungus all my life. Ah, the choices we must make in life!

Regardless, this post is for the many ladies that strut through these pages. Girls, would you ever use this Magic Cone apparatus? I have to admit, it looks pretty ingenious in design & function. If the Magic Cone doesn’t work/fit, there’s always the Stadium Pal!


10 comments
Kyle A
Kyle A

You GIRLS are totally missing the point, this is not for Girls it is for people who have female plumming, and want to pee like a person with male plumming. Exp. Transexual guys...I think this is great!!! I don't have to worry about getting beat up or killed in a public rest room.

BPW
BPW

GROSS! There may have been one time I could use the Magic Cone. I was with my boyfriend, and we decided to go camping. It started to rain and I had to pee soooooooooooooo bad. My boyfriend was fine he just kept sticking his penis in the Pee Bottle to pee, but I couldn't aim being a girl and I hadn't heard of the Magic Cone back then so, I eventually told my boyfriend about the problem, this is off topic and even grosser but he pulled off my pajama pants (we were inside our tent) and he just put his mouth over my clitoris until my body gave way and I peed into his mouth, he drank it and said that he had been thristy. Later we discovered the Pee Bottle was missing and to repay him for helping me, I drank his pee.

Liz
Liz

Although neither looks nice, Stadium Gal saved me from embarassment. I was taking an exam, four hours, no break, and my friends had dragged me to a coffee shop on the way, I wore a Stadium Gal for the exam, but my poor friends looked like they were going to explode

hah
hah

i find it really disgusting...... by the way, who invented this.... thing? it's so ridiculous that someone actually spent time inventing this.....would anyone like to carry a magic cone around in your handbag everyday just in case you need to pee?????? i certainly wouldn't choose to do that...... go for a transplant if you really need to pee like a guy......

onehitter
onehitter

I did notice that the cartoon chick has a nicely shaved beaver....

Lissa
Lissa

LOL! I saw this video animation of this a few months back, it's still funny. The only way I would use this penis substitute would be if I were camping in the woods. But their is no need for it when a toilet is already available. Besides, no matter how good anyone's aim is, they will still get urine on the seat.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I pretty much agree, LA. I thought the animation on their website was hilarious.

Did you see that Stadium Gal thing?! You piss into a bag that's tied around your calf. super gross. Who the hell wants to carry around their own urine?

LA
LA

I find it kind of insulting. i can't help but feel like that would be really messy. wouldn't it get soggy?

did a dude make this? cause most girls know how to get around not having to sit on less-than-sanitary looking toilet seats...

there's the "hover" method, which involves positioning yourself above the toilet seat as if you were going to sit on it but not actually sitting on it, so you are hovering over the toilet seat, thus not making any contact with potential nasty stuff.

There's also the "toilet paper seat" method which involves covering the toilet seat with toilet paper so as to create a cleaner surface on which to sit on and urinate.

we don't need no "magic cone"!

gl
gl

interesting...i guess if i absolutely had to use it, i would. but that is the strangest thing i've ever seen. and i'm sure there are some girls out there that would get it stuck...lol...and have ridiculous issues with it...LOL...

Lexa
Lexa

To answer your question, no I would never use that cone contraption. Anyways, most stupid girls would probably mistake it for a tampon, leave it in for 5 days, get toxic shock syndrome, and *oops* die.