The Queen Survives London Terrorist Attack!!

I know I speak for the whole nation in expressing my sympathy for all those affected, the relatives of the killed and injured. I have nothing but admiration for the emergency services as they go about their work. [AFP via Yahoo!]

Has this lady ever seen a subway in her life?

Also, was the fatass crown really necessary for the press conference? I’m sure the people who’ve lost love ones or are sitting in the ER w/ injuries love seeing her wrinkled ass all decked out in $3million worth of jewels.

Anyway, damn the members of the The Secret Organization of al-Qaida in Europe! The department within this “secret” organization really needs to think of a better name. I’m sure something shorter or possibly a creative acronym will work & of course, save time & ink all over the world?


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Sunshine Coyote
Sunshine Coyote

Good God, why? The Royal Family gives me the whillies...I don't think the majority of 'em can feel sympathy.

Tammy
Tammy

I think she has probably seen a picture of a subway. What does the royal family REALLY do anyway aside of make speeches, wear alot of jewelry and drink tea? Doesn't Tony Blair make all the real decisions and the queen just sids their waving and nodding? It seems strange to me! They are creepy!

Lexa
Lexa

That's too bad. Its about time she died anyways.