Sexually Deprived Magic Johnson Gets Stripper Treatment

I feel for Magic. I really do.

He must have so much pent-up sexual tension that it’s not even funny. It’s possible he hits up red-light districts around the world to get some play, but it’s very clear by his facial expressions that the guy reeeally enjoyed the BET awards.

With all his wealth & power, it’s sad that he cannot freely have sex with 100s of women like every other NBA player (current & retired).

Just take Michael Jordan & his “basketball camp” (a.k.a. “Excuse to be around hot, drunk girls Camp”), for example. I’ve heard rumors that the guy hits up Santa Barbara parties once girls are wasted & takes care of business that way—I’m talkin’ huge orgies here, people!! So yeah, if you see mulatto kids running around the beaches or ballin’ it up on the courts in SB, it’s a pretty good chance that he’s got some MJ in him.

Ok, enough bullshitting about Michael Jordan. Below is a small collection of some hot, lap dance photos from the BET awards. Enjoy!

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14 comments
Freep
Freep

oh and lmao at howard. dude thought he was dreaming.

Freep
Freep

ahhh i remember this moment lol yeah that must suck for magic, every chick in the world knows his dong will give them aids

Mena
Mena

I actually saw this on tv, and I have to say its fucked up how beyonce and kelly got the big movie stars to give a lap dance to, but who did the new girl michelle have to dance for? The guy with AIDs. I feel sorry for her. you know beyonce makes her clean

gavrogirl
gavrogirl

Damn, but doesn't she look just awesome in the first pic? Juicy bums!

Moose
Moose

Whoa. While Beyonce isn't first on the list of bodies I'd love to have, saying that she has a "gigantic, wide, fat ass and no tits" is just.. untrue. Yeah she has meat in the back but not terrifyingly so, and she definitely has boobs. I don't really know where you're looking.

me
me

big wide hip/ass area....yucko!

gia
gia

Beyonce just like J.Lo has a gigantic, wide, fat ass & no tits. they are totally unproportioned & thats not overally appealing. unless of course you tightly wrap it all up in whore rags that cost more than most people make in a year. then everyone thinks its cool. if they werent celebrities, i wonder how many men would want to tap that huge sloppy ass.

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

dude from Hustle & Flow looked like a normal guy who would get a lap dance from Beyonce...he looked like he was in awe and stunned at the same time...almost ready to pull out his wallet or walk to an ATM for another...lol

Bank Locater
Bank Locater

I lived in SB (went to school at UCSB) and I thought only the Santa Barbara locals knew about Jordan and the Montecito orgies. You must know someone who lives there. Yeah Jordan humps girls in SB every year he meets the at a bar he bartends at.

Claire
Claire

this is a big fat piece of shit

Georgia Peach
Georgia Peach

DC is going out with a bang!! (pun intended)