Katie Holmes Attempts To Penetrate Tom Cruise

My apologies for the title, but trust me, it’s appropriate.

In the news today, many kids died in Iraq & Mr. Novak is still not yet in prison. Let’s hope that when the prison bug bites his ass, he’s welcomed by an angry gang of murderous midgets, who will also proceed to bite his ass. But screw the frivolous news; let’s talk about the latest in Hollywood real estate feuding!

Hollywood heavyweights Tom Cruise and Tobey Maguire are fighting to buy Rob
Lowe’s luxurious house in California, because both stars have decided it is
their dream home.

Cruise is desperate to turn the $7 million property, located just a few
doors up from talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, into a love nest for fiancée
Katie Holmes, but “Spider-Man” actor Maguire has the same idea for his
girlfriend, Jen Meyer. [SF Gate]

I’m pulling for Tom b/c I’d really want to see Oprah get cancelled once she, too, becomes a scientologist & starts trying to convert housewives across the country. Let’s admit it, Tom Cruise is looney, but he’s also a fucking genius!!

Ok, enough talk, let’s see the penetration shot!

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barina
barina

halo i me barian from kosova ilove you katija i me photo for you love much very very sweet katija me imel. barinaaaa@hotmail.com

Renn
Renn

I noticed that Tom likes his woman taller than him

NICOLE4LEYTON
NICOLE4LEYTON

hey whats happenin, theres not alot of things goin on in this website who has msn.

luv yoll bye bye

nicole

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NdN Rocker
NdN Rocker

Like the comment w/ the heels good stuff

Tammy
Tammy

Is there some secret rule in scientology that states the woman in the relationship must always remain behind the man? I have yet to see a picture of them that she is NOT walking behind him or hanging on his backside. Does anyone know?

Tammy
Tammy

Also...I think that Rob Lowe is trying to sell it because he's running low on dough! What a dumbass he is. Leaving a good job on the West Wing to try and make a successful series (or 2) of his own of which both failed miserably. Did ANYONE ever watch Dr. Vegas? I didn't think so! He's running out of money due to his "has been" status and must sell sell sell now. What a DUMBASS!

Tammy
Tammy

I strongly suggest that Katie quit wearing any type of show with a lift. She is already much taller then him but continues to wear heels. I think that Tom should start wearing heels instead.