My apologies for the title, but trust me, it’s appropriate.
In the news today, many kids died in Iraq & Mr. Novak is still not yet in prison. Let’s hope that when the prison bug bites his ass, he’s welcomed by an angry gang of murderous midgets, who will also proceed to bite his ass. But screw the frivolous news; let’s talk about the latest in Hollywood real estate feuding!
Hollywood heavyweights Tom Cruise and Tobey Maguire are fighting to buy Rob
Lowe’s luxurious house in California, because both stars have decided it is
their dream home.
Cruise is desperate to turn the $7 million property, located just a few
doors up from talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, into a love nest for fiancÃ©e
Katie Holmes, but “Spider-Man” actor Maguire has the same idea for his
girlfriend, Jen Meyer. [SF Gate]
I’m pulling for Tom b/c I’d really want to see Oprah get cancelled once she, too, becomes a scientologist & starts trying to convert housewives across the country. Let’s admit it, Tom Cruise is looney, but he’s also a fucking genius!!
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