For those not in the click, Aishwarya Rai is a hot Indian movie star who’s trying her very best to pull a Jackie Chan & break into Hollywood.
Well, she’s doing a good job b/c she has a few flicks already lined up for release. Although in order to land a blockbuster, I’m sure she has to lure directors & producers into dimly lit hotel rooms & sign on the dotted line after a 10min session of east-meets-west sex.
As of late, Aish (as her fans & colleagues call her) has been linked to a serious scandal that involves everything Bombay is known for: Drugs, alcohol, sex, money & mobsters. For those who give a shit, read about it here & for those who don’t, flip to the next page to see why Aishwarya needs to start a cardio regiment (today). We recommend:
1. 2.5 miles per day jog or run; 5 days a week.
2. 150 sit-ups in the morning
3. 100 sit-ups before bedtime
4. And lastly, she must toss rice completely out of her diet