Jessica Alba Didn't Start Whoring Until 18!

I think I was ready to have an adult relationship when I was 16, but it’s illegal in the States to be intimate with anyone over 18 if you’re younger I’m someone who lives by the rules. [Female First]

Phew! It’s good to hear that J. Alba didn’t become an upscale, Hollywood slut until she was 18. How nice of her to be a good role model & live within the laws of the land..

If that wasn’t enough, J. Alba goes on to spill more scandalous juice.

I always knew I wanted to be in love with the first person I slept with because for almost everyone I knew, the first experience made them feel like shit. [Brit Cosmo]

Aaaw. It’s a pity she ditched that dude & went on to screw every other blockbuster Hollywood star out there, but I guess that was more of a business move than for pleasure.

It’s ok, Jessica. If you have a body like the one pictured below, God made you to be endlessly sexed-up by countless men.

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IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

I'm not sure what "states" she's talking about as the age of consent is 16 in almost evwery state of the USA and the guy being over 18 is pure garbage too...it's 16 for BOTH...remember equal or not at all per federal law...what a dummy...then again we guys never did care if she had any talent either..as long as she looked good in a bikini was all we ever expected of her

Vrocks
Vrocks

I need caps for that, STFU STUPID VITO MoFO.

VITO
VITO

A SLUT YES A CUNT YES AND MY PERSONAL FAVE, A FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY AND JUST ICE THE FATTY FAT FAT ASS THAT IS SLOBBA ALBATROSS. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SPAWNED FROM ROSIE PAREZ AND FUCKIN LUTHER VANDROSS!!!

GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA SPELLS PEW

DONT LIKE MY OPINON? SUCK IT

Maggot
Maggot

Whores are good. I'd pay to sleep with her if I could. Or can I? It's certainly worth a thought...

Tammy
Tammy

Really...name all the men she has whored herself out to then.

jessica
jessica

She's a slut no matter what!

Meghan
Meghan

God Jessica Alba is beautiful, how could you put her in the same sentence as that ugly looking paris hilton. No comparrison, paris whishes she looked that good.

lucy
lucy

Are those her real boobs or just well-done, i.e. not overlarge, implants? Anybody have old pictures to compare with?

Len
Len

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, that come-and-get-me pose, the barely there outfit, those bleached blonde extensions...have you fallen into the Paris Hilton blackhole too??? First we lose Nicole Richie (not much of a loss), then Lindsay Lohan, now you???...I'm very disappointed.