Jude Law Cheats W/ Skankilicious Nanny!

Jude, Jude, Jude.

What a creative way to get out of a depressing life of wedlock! You’re a fucking genius, I tell you. On top of it all you went as far as to apologize to the Sienna in public. How sweet of you. Really.

Let’s put Jude’s apology through our Bastardly Translator. The original apology:

Following the reports in today’s papers, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I’ve hurt Sienna and the people most close to us. I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused. [AOL Ent News]

And, the Bastardly Translator says…

The reports in today’s papers are all true & I just want to say that I feel relieved now that Sienna has a reason to leave me. What can I say? My eyes just opened & I suddenly realized my potential as a Hollywood manwhore. Also, I want to publicly apologize for the pain that I’ve caused Sienna. My bad. [Bastardly Translator]

I hope Jude doesn’t dive into depression or anything. For some reason I have a feeling the guy will be smiling behind closed doors.

Since this is Hollywood & also since women these days want the last laugh, I think Sienna will now play the bitch roll (a la Vanessa Bryant). She will suck in the pain & now spend the next few years making Jude’s life a living hell (following their rosy marriage, of course). We wish her luck.

And now, here’s a photo of the nanny…

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38 comments
heather
heather

forgive the spelling mistake i did mean utterly

heather
heather

i was up late, curious as to jude laws antics...and did a search - and found this - it was so hilarious....i loved it ...and i was so untterly depressed on jude's link to lindsay, and now i heard a rumour about him and the "what happened to her?' jessica simpson...it's just far too depressing, it must be talked about.

glimmer
glimmer

how did heather find this thread to give it a new life !!!!!???????

heather
heather

yes, it's quite nasty whom he chooses to sleep with....and if the rumours are true and he's involved with lindsay lohan......i've completely lost anything i had for him.....just nasty- he just keeps going for those young whores

chicness
chicness

haha waytago teamo.. now look infront of the mirror babe.. do you think you look better than sienna miller? i mean why are you there typing your lame ass bragging on how she's a faker while she made it bigtime? haha.. ur pathetic

teamo
teamo

if i hear one more thing about brown miller, i'm going to go on a rampage... She thinks she's english? that bitch was born in America and neither of her parents are english. she moved there when she was eight or something, gee, i think i'll move to england and develop an english accent. oh, come on! as far as i'm concerned, that whore is nothing but a madonna or a gwenyth paltrow who moves to england, develops and english accent and thinks she's english.

her parents were fucking morons. i'm fluent in spanish, and sienna is a color, not a name. EVER. brown miller is her nombre ingles.

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

That woman is proof Jude Law would stick it in ANYTHING!

beachgirl
beachgirl

Well, i don't think Jude's cheating was based on how beautiful he thought his nanny was! A lot of time celebrities cheat with people in their inner circle because they have developed some sort of friendship or small trust, and possibly with the hopes that these people will be more confidential. In Jude's case, I think he was lonely and it became a matter of comfort level and convience. Trust me, if Jude wanted beauty he could have gotten it without a problem!

Lucy
Lucy

I agree with that tammy, and I in no way condone cheating. It's always very hurtful to all parties and should be avoided at all costs. Plus it's just ethically wrong.

Tammy
Tammy

You have a valid point Lucy. If that is in fact the reason why he decided to screw the nanny...he should have broken it off with Sienna first though. Cheating is wrong, no matter what the reason.

Lucy
Lucy

What's funny about this is I bet that a few of you are 'chunky by Hollywood standards' yourselves, and yet you freely endorse the view that being of average or slightly over average weight is wrong and disgusting. The fact that you freely give in to these Hollywood steriotypes is an obvious sign that you are impressionable and fickle. Attraction is a personal thing. Perhaps Jude's ex-nanny IS chunky by Hollywood standards, but then Sienna herself would be seen as underweight most anywhere outside of Hollywood. Maybe Jude was tempted to cheat with the nanny because he was sick of rubbing up against Sienna's pelvic bones everytime he had sex with her.

NOt a fan.
NOt a fan.

I just realiased that Jude Law much like his Alfie character also likes to have unsafe sex with beautiful women. If the report of the Nanny is to be believed. They had lot's of unsafe sex. (It's not bad enough that he cheated on his fiance.)

I really don't care that much when celebs cheat or are caught cheating, but i really have a deep dislike for what he has done, and his arrogance at trying to win back his fiance on the one hand, while still putting out hooks towards the Nanny has just disgusted me.

Shame on Jude Law for his undignified, ungentelmanly, dispicable behavoiour. Oh and since his divorce from his ex-wife was just recently finalized, i guess that means he cheated on her with Sienna. (If that's true then shame on him, shame on Sienna.)

I guess it's true what they say, when a man marries his mistress, (fiance) a new position becomes available. I only hope what goes around comes around. I feel no sympathy for him what-so-ever.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I'm sure you have to send Jude some naked pics of yourself before anything can happen.

Desiree
Desiree

All I want to know is "Where do I apply for the new nanny position?".

Sharon
Sharon

i read somewhere about the nanny describing their night together and she said that after sex he asked her if she was ok and that he was sorry because he hadnt had sex in a long time. clearly Seinna wasnt doing him any good. so Hot doesnt always mean lots of great sex..besides the nanny was cute. and fuckable

Cynthia
Cynthia

Who's using my name? I did not post #20, and it doesn't make any sense anyhow.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Eye no, skerry, ain't it?

Tammy
Tammy

I like your poem MizzzJulie!

Tammy
Tammy

Barbie and Cyndi Pops must attend the same school! In a two word sentence she spelled both words incorrectly. I fear for my life as these are the people that will be taking care of me when I'm old and in a nursing home. EEKS!

barbie
barbie

wata looser! hehehe

average Joe
average Joe

Farmirl hit the nail on the head. But, Farmgirl, I'll bet that you are average looking and maybe 'chunky' by Hollywood standards, but believe me, average chicks are WAY hotter than those skinny Hollywood skanks. I wouldn't touch any of those nasty ho's.

MizzzJulie
MizzzJulie

And now a terrible poem (pronounced poe-ehhm) for your reading displeasure!

The nanny might be chunky

and Sienna might be hot

but the nanny was there daily

and Sienna was clearly not.

Jude Law, oh Jude Law

First Sadie and now Sienna

Perhaps this is a signal

to stop playing with your antenna.

ally
ally

hmmph. I think the nanny is fat and average. Sienna is so much hotter and younger. I can't believe he'd risk losing her for that! What a bitch too, sleeps with her emloyer and then brags about it. She knew he was engaged. are we supposed to feel sorry for her cause she lost her amazing job? boohoo. what a slut.

fi
fi

how many times does it need to be said??? once a cheater, always a cheater. i wish he'd just go bald already so we can all stop fawning over his two-timing ass.

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

Hah, in Swedish the beginning means "Jew, jew, jew" :)

Ahem... *cough*

farmgirl
farmgirl

That nanny looks very AVERAGE (and chunky by Hollywood standards), Sienna is much hotter physically...but could not offer him forbidden fantasy nanny sex. Men are so weird like that.

miSs
miSs

Personally, I think Jude should live his life a bachelor. He had like 2 kids with Sadie and then left her for Sienna. He should just face the facts ... hes hot and should remain single so he doesn't hurt anymore women.

MP
MP

maybe underneath that serious skankyness...she's hiding a beautiful smile.....?

Tammy
Tammy

I heard that he screwed around on his first wife Sadie, with Sienna. At first I felt sorry for Sienna for what he did to her. But if this is in fact true then she got what she deserves for being the 1st other woman.

gia
gia

The nanny is not attractive at all & Sienna is completely adorable. I am also thinking it was just a convenient out for him. His subconscious pointed his cock in the direction of the exit door. Sienna will probably never forgive something that disgusting, so he is free! Why even get married again anyway? You are a Hollywood hunk, you have already been married & failed, you have enough children. Go fuck around & have fun.

michele
michele

Damn Jude, the Nanny is not so cute. And what in the world is a nanny doing posing like this anyway? This must be her Glamour Shot.

kiqui
kiqui

don't you think it's funny how those actors suddenly play their film roles in real life?

first - Tom Cruise becoming his character from Magnolial, preaching and fake-smiling for money

then - Brad Pitt hooking up with his on-screen wife AnJolie (can't wait for those reports of them having real nasty, furious fights)

now - Jude Law playing his 'Alfie' role in real life - cheating on gorgeous yet fucked up Sienna.

who's next? :)

um...
um...

um...he was thinking of sex...

Joel
Joel

Oh my gosh... That's her? Sienna is hotter. What was Jude thinking?

Joel
Joel

Hhmmm... I wonder what the nanny looks like. Bet she's hot.

kiki
kiki

So sad since he is SO hot. oh well.