Jude, Jude, Jude.
What a creative way to get out of a depressing life of wedlock! You’re a fucking genius, I tell you. On top of it all you went as far as to apologize to the Sienna in public. How sweet of you. Really.
Let’s put Jude’s apology through our Bastardly Translator. The original apology:
Following the reports in today’s papers, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I’ve hurt Sienna and the people most close to us. I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused. [AOL Ent News]
And, the Bastardly Translator says…
The reports in today’s papers are all true & I just want to say that I feel relieved now that Sienna has a reason to leave me. What can I say? My eyes just opened & I suddenly realized my potential as a Hollywood manwhore. Also, I want to publicly apologize for the pain that I’ve caused Sienna. My bad. [Bastardly Translator]
I hope Jude doesn’t dive into depression or anything. For some reason I have a feeling the guy will be smiling behind closed doors.
Since this is Hollywood & also since women these days want the last laugh, I think Sienna will now play the bitch roll (a la Vanessa Bryant). She will suck in the pain & now spend the next few years making Jude’s life a living hell (following their rosy marriage, of course). We wish her luck.
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