Drunk Tara Reid Parties & Shows Off Ass Crack!

Bastardly Postulate:
If Drunk = x & x = Tara, then all the following must be true:

1. Tara Reid’s new name is Drunk Reid
2. Tara Reid is a drunk
3. The words ‘drunk’ and ‘tara’ are synonymous

Is this even newsworthy? Tara Reid, as you people know is traveling around the world filming Wild On! episodes for E!. Except for pervy, porn-deprived middle schoolers, does anyone else watch that show anymore?!

While you think, here’s a picture of Drunk Reid’s ass crack spillin’ a few words. Cover your noses & grab the yackbag!!!

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Graham Foster
Graham Foster

When I fuck her, I'm gonna get her nice and drunk, not that she would protest my not wearing a condom anyway. The point is; I'd fuck her in the bathroom at the club, and make sure I pull out and shoot a load in her hair, so she can walk around with it the rest of the night without knowing - that's what she's probably best at...

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

TRINA

I HAVE SOME NEW REAL JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT CORY BERSTEIN THE GIANNI VERSACE MODEL WHO USED TO DATE PARIS HILTON ( ALSO RUMORED TO BE HUNG GIGANTIC ) AND DESSARAE BRADFORD WHOS SUING COLIN FERRALL FOR SENDING HER DIRTY TEXT MESSAGES.

yeah, i think i read that in who cares weekly.........

seriously, whats up with her ASS??????? she used to be so hot!!!!! tara, please do pilates!!!!!!!

Patricia
Patricia

Kenny Chesney is not Gay. He is straight and always will be he did not marry Renee Zelweger as a coverup. and he has had other girfriends in his pass. He wants to stay single and thats up to him. So he's not gay!!!!

Patricia
Patricia

Kenny Chesney is not Gay. He is straight and always will be he did not marry Renee Zelweger as a coverup. and he has had other girfriends in his pass. He wants to stay single and thats up to him. So he's not gay!!!!

Patricia
Patricia

Kenny Chesney is not Gay. He is straight and always will be he did not marry Renee Zelweger as a coverup. and he has had other girfriends in his pass. He wants to stay single and thats up to him. So he's not gay!!!!

Dee
Dee

#19, why is it every black man "is Lil Kims ex"?

leo
leo

Clearly i have seen better!

likestof@ck
likestof@ck

This girl was really hot..ive seen really good pictures of her in lingerie, but these bar scenes make her look like a 15 dollar hooker...dam...she is straight up nasty.

severe
severe

This chick at one point was hot.. WHAT THE HELL ? She looks awful now.. :(

Katty
Katty

Ironically there are millions of guys who would be glad to f*ck this ass...this ugly looking ass.

Judiciously
Judiciously

Boy, if Eddie Murphy is gay, having 5 kids with his wife and staying out of the clubs sure puts up a good front. That's a long way to go just for a good beard! Where's George Michael, David Hyde Pierce and Ricky (who likes giving Golden Showers)Martin on that list?

ah ha!
ah ha!

thank you colin ferrall sex tape for posting this, i have been waiting for a list like this for years........

Heather
Heather

i remember back when american pie came out i was like 12 or 13 and i thought she was so pretty and how i wish i was tara reid! thank god wishes never come true!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moelicious
Moelicious

dude, was that last sentence really necessary?! There's no reason to bring in the afterlife...

Bombaclaad
Bombaclaad

Tara reid is so beat up and unattractive. Why the fuck does anyone care about her. If she commit suicide satan would throw her ass back to earth.

Paul Barresi
Paul Barresi

That's right! I am a former adult film star turned private investigator, and I am damn proud of it. I need not exagerate, create a damn thing about myself because my true life experiences are too hot for the average joe to handle anyway. There are two major industries in Hollywood. Thanks to my porn past I stand on the scaffold that connects the entertainment industry to the sex industry, which follows the film industry like the moon. The only thing Amercans are ever interested in is knowing who is fucking who. I think it is unfortunate, but pee dicks in the United States are jacking off way too much for the Hilton slut and they are taking way too much Viagra. Get a life America!

Me
Me

Looks like this 50 year old stipper we saw in Washinton Park. Oh wait, it's Tara Reid! She smells like throw up and carrots.

ThatsHotBuzz
ThatsHotBuzz

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jolie
jolie

good list, i think those actors you listed probably are gay

jolie
jolie

tara reid is a disgrace, shes so white trash. its ridicolous.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Well, we are thinking maybe Paris Hilton is a man, what with her huge man jaw and all, but she has flashed her body parts so much, everyone knows they look like real female hardware.

And what's this crap abput these guys being 'hot'? I don't know who Jason Shaw is, but I don't think Cory Bernstein looks like anything good, and that Paris Latsis dude looks like an ape for sure!

jeff
jeff

Paris Hilton likes hot gay looking guys;

i.e. model Jason Shaw, socialite/model Cory Bernstein, socialite/trust fund kid Paris Latsis

Are you sure she isn't really a gay man ?

Tammy
Tammy

I got about half way, noticed it was in alphabetical order and wrote my comment. Don't you find it odd that he has researched this so extensively?

Moelicious
Moelicious

haha. have it read it all yet, but pretty damn hilarious, man.

that post url doesn't work

Tammy
Tammy

OK Colin Ferrall sex tape...You are creeping me out. Do you honestly keep of list of supposedly gay male celebrities and put it in alphabetical order? How do you gain this information? Did you heavily research it as that is what it appears you have done? What is your fixation with gay male celebrities and why have you named pretty much every male celebrity in the business? They can't all be gay! Some of them I agree about and one more thing...Where is Aaron Carter on that list? He is a flaming homo!

Colin Ferrall sex tape
Colin Ferrall sex tape

It’s Gay Rumor Sunday! (Men First)

http://belniente.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_belniente_archive.html

According to the celebrity gossip rumor mill, everyone and their dog is gay. I could list on one hand the movie stars who DON'T have a gay rumor attached to them! So, to help out everyone (I know, and spread the gossip even more) , what I've done is list most of the male celebrities who have ever had a gay rumor attached to them, and very briefly the most popular rumor(s) that have people thinking that they’re gay. Because there’s just so many, I know I’m probably leaving out a lot of people. I should preface this by saying that there is no solid proof that any of these men are actually gay, so take this all with a huge grain of salt. (Although I think it’s pretty obvious that Al Reynolds is gay)

Okay, so here's the list:

50 Cent – Li’l Kim’s ex-lover rapper World Wise claimed he’s on the DL on a radio interview at WBLS in January 2004, and that somehow homosexuality is linked to the initiation rituals of the Masons and 50 Cent is a Mason.

Al Reynolds – Well-known that he used to frequent gay clubs before he got married to Star Jones. Went to a gay Halloween party dressed as a male stripper. His bachelor party theme was “The Roman Baths�.

Ben Affleck – Rumor has it that Gwyneth Paltrow caught Matt Damon kissing him (he told Matt he was straight) at a party and blackmailed him into going out with her so she wouldn’t tell people Matt was gay. He also supposedly wears a toupee.

Brad Pitt – the rumor is that he’s bisexual, and that’s why he likes being with Angelina Jolie, because she’s also bisexual and lets him experiment, and Jennifer Aniston didn’t let him.

Busta Rhymes – Wendy Williams (radio personality) said that he was gay.

Colin Farrell – had sex with Gianni Versace model Cory Berstein, had sex with drag queen Elaine Lancaster (James Davis), tried to convince 70 yr old actress Dame Eileen Atkins (they filmed a movie together- ‘Ask the Dust’) to have sex with him and she refused.

Dr. Dre – Wendy Williams claims he’s gay and has been hiding it for years.

Farnsworth Bentley (used to be P.Diddy’s manservant) – has been seen in bars getting cozy with men. Wendy Williams claims he’s gay.

George Clooney – has been seen at gay parties, isn’t married yet, and he’s old.

Hayden Christensen – his secret lover is supposed to be Trevor Blumas (he was in the movie ‘Ice Princess�) and lives in Brighton, England, known to be a gay city (like San Francisco).

Hugh Jackman – Boy George saw him kissing and holding hands with a man, was in a Broadway play called ‘The Boy From Oz’ that was about a gay man. Did a few porn movies in his early career.

Ja Rule – Li’l Kim’s ex-lover rapper World Wise claimed he’s on the DL on a radio interview at WBLS in January 2004.

Jay-Z - Li’l Kim’s ex-lover rapper World Wise claimed he’s on the DL on a radio interview at WBLS in January 2004.

JC Chasez(member of Nsync) – gossip columnist Michael Musto claims he’s gay.

John Travolta – apparently everyone in Hollywood knows he’s been gay for years. And wears a hairpiece. Also became part of a lawsuit against the Church of Scientology when gay artist Michael Patterson sued them because they claimed they could turn gay people straight and used John Travolta as an example. He sued because he spent all his money and wound up still being gay. Also, a male porn star named Paul Barresi gave graphic details of a 2 year affair that he allegedly had with Travolta right before he started to date and then marry Kelly Preston in 1991. Numerous stories of him trying to pick up other gay men.

Johnny Depp - Linked to Orlando Bloom during ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’. Wants to play female stripper Gypsy Rose Lee in Tim Burton’s latest movie project.

Keanu Reeves – because he’s gay friendly and said “There’s nothing wrong with being gay.�

Kenny Chesney – married Renee Zellweger as a cover-up. Has always been gay, but wants to keep selling country records.

Kevin Spacey – Esquire magazine had an article that supposedly ‘outed’ Kevin Spacey. Was in a bar and hit on the male bartender.

Liam Neeson – Did movie ‘Kinsey’ where he played bisexual sexuality researcher Kinsey. Seen in gay bars in England.

LL Cool J - Li’l Kim’s ex-lover rapper World Wise claimed he’s on the DL on a radio interview in January 2004.

Loon – There’s supposed to be a sex tape of him having anal sex with P. Diddy.

Luther Vandross – Well known to be gay in the black community. The feud with the group En Vogue was started because they didn’t like that he was gay and put up stickers that said “No Gayness� everywhere. The car accident in 1986 that killed his best friend was because his best friend was messing around with a transsexual in the backseat and Luther turned to look and crashed the car.

Marlon Wayans – Wendy Williams claims he’s gay.

Matt Damon – Rumor has it that Gwyneth Paltrow caught him kissing Ben Affleck at a party and blackmailed Ben into going out with her.

Matthew McConaughey - Various gossipmongers claim that he’s gay and using Penelope Cruz as a ‘beard’.

Maxwell – His latest album called “A Black Summer’s Night� is being shelved because Sony doesn’t like the gay references he has in his songs.

Method Man – Wendy Williams claims he’s gay.

Nick Lachey- That he’s bisexual and so is his wife Jessica Simpson. Because he was part of a boy band called 98 degrees.

Orlando Bloom – linked to Johnny Depp. Kate Bosworth is said to have dumped him because he wanted to be with Johnny more than her. Because he looks rather feminine.

P.Diddy - supposedly in a sex tape where he’s having anal sex with Loon.

Q-Tip – Apparently raps about being gay in his songs. Might be sleeping with Method Man.

Redman – Wendy Williams claims he’s gay.

Rob Thomas – Bisexual rumors have always floated around him. Then there’s that whole Marisol caught him in bed with Tom Cruise rumor that’s going around.

Russell Simmons – Has a role on the lesbian tv show “The L Word�. Throws parties for gay people. Is a vegan and loves yoga. His wife Kimora signed on gay rapper Caushun to her record label Baby Phat.

Ryan Seacrest – Is said to have dated a British guy named Ken for 7 months in 2001, and also a guy named Arthur. Made a pass at Clay Aiken, who rebuffed him and that’s why they’re no longer friends. Has a gay doppelganger named Jason Sechrest.

Tom Cruise – Supposedly caught in bed with Rob Thomas by Rob Thomas’ wife Marisol. His first wife Mimi Rogers claimed he was more interested in her brother than her. Sued Kyle Bradford (real name Chad Slater), a gay porn star who claimed to have an affair with Cruise for a year. Also sued Michael Davis who claimed to have a sex tape of Tom Cruise having sex with an unnamed man. During filming of “Eyes Wide Shut� had to be helped out with the sex scenes with his wife Nicole Kidman. His relationships are set up by his publicists. Katie Holmes has a $5 million dollar 5 year contract to pretend to be his girlfriend. Doesn’t have biological kids.

Tyson Beckford – Wendy Williams claims he’s gay.

Vin Diesel – Started working in the porn industry before becoming a movie star. Is never seen hanging out with women, only men. Has been spotted in gay clubs. Apparently likes anal play.

Will Smith – Wendy Williams claims he’s bisexual.

Update

Here's a few more I forgot...

Anthony Hopkins – Rumored to be gay. Boyfriend is Terry Rowley.

Benjamin Bratt – Has a gay boyfriend who resents his wife Talisa Soto.

Brian Austin Green – Bisexual, likes to have sex with male hookers.

Chris Meloni – Bisexual. Had a fling with a guy while he was filming the HBO series “Oz�.

Colin Quinn – Admitted to having sex with a transsexual in the back of

a truck in Hell’s Kitchen.

David Chokachi – Rumored to have a long term live in boyfriend.

Eddie Murphy – Likes to have sex with transsexuals. Wife is aware of this.

Elijah Wood – Lots of sightings in gay bars and hanging out with Dominic Monahan being very touchy-feely. Apparently lives with Dominic as well.

George Takai – Rumored to be gay.

Hugh Hefner – Has admitted to having gay sex in the 70’s. Likes to watch gay porn.

Jeff Gordon – Once threw a fit when he arrived at a gay club with a huge posse and they wouldn’t let him in. Nicknamed the “Rainbow Warrior� in NASCAR circles.

Joe Rogan – Supposedly Bisexual. Likes to visit the Levis and Leather bathhouse in Boston.

Lance Bass – Apparently was once photographed in a gay club in New Orleans before N*Sync got popular.

Mario Van Peebles – Rumored to be gay and loves to hang out in Palm Springs (a gay mecca); used to attend Fire Island parties in the 80s.

Patrick Stewart - Played a gay man in the 1995 movie “Jeffrey�, played another gay guy in the TV Series “Frasier�. Divorced his wife after only 3 years of marriage. Does lots of theater.

Paris Hilton sex tape
Paris Hilton sex tape

Oh, you mean just like how Paris' sex tape got released about the same time that The Simple Life was about to air? You are correct that it is a strange coincedence! Publicity stunt of damage control...it would still be sooooooo embarrassing!

Colin Ferrall sex tape
Colin Ferrall sex tape

what's the chances right when its rumored for colin ferrall to have slept with a drag queen in miami and then the it boy guy cory bernstein, and then the following weeks playmate nicole is peddling a straight sex tape? Fast damage control is my opinion.

Veronica
Veronica

Did you see Gawker today with the link of Colin showing how he would suck cock and jerk a guy off? I was shocked! Seeing how Colin would jerk off Bruce Willis and Cory Bernstein is amazing to watch, he looks experienced. I just read that Colin Ferrall had sex last month with the Gianni Versace male model Cory Bernstein at the former Versace mansion in south beach and now i totally believe it.

Josh
Josh

This picture is like a grizzly accident on the highway. I went to high school with her and she was a very mild girl. She must REALLY love being a star... I feel like cutting my pants up and going out to a bar. I wonder if Id get a lot of attention.. I want to be a movie star all of a sudden. - Wait! I get dunk now and act stupid, crash my car, smoke too many cigerettes, get bad haircuts (and a zit today) and dress stupid on occasion, or so my sister says.

I wonder if I was famous what kind of pics would the press take of me? Whatever, thats still a mezmerizing shot of Tara's ass.

Stephanie
Stephanie

i dont get it. she is a drunken, bloated pig with BAD fake tits and and lumpy stomach. why did E! give her a special. i definatley will not be watching that!!!

tasha
tasha

eww her ass is so droopy, for bein a skinny bitch, that ass is too baggy

Daisy
Daisy

THAT'S GREAT! NOW TURN YOUR CAPS BUTTON OFF!!

TRINA
TRINA

I HAVE SOME NEW REAL JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT CORY BERSTEIN THE GIANNI VERSACE MODEL WHO USED TO DATE PARIS HILTON ( ALSO RUMORED TO BE HUNG GIGANTIC ) AND DESSARAE BRADFORD WHOS SUING COLIN FERRALL FOR SENDING HER DIRTY TEXT MESSAGES.

I CAUGHT HIM KISSING AND MAKING OUT AT THE 4 SEASONS HOTEL LOUNGE IN CHICAGO THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THAT GIRL DESSARAE BRADFORD THAT'S SUING COLIN FARRELL AND I THINK SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING ALEC BALDWIN IN THE ASS!!!

CORY AND DESSARAE ARE THE WHACKIEST HOTTEST NEW COUPLE.

A MALE SOCIALITE AND A LADY WHO WROTE THAT SEX BOOK!

I WALKED OVER TO CORY AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS CORY THE MODEL AND HE SAID YES I EVEN TOOK THE TWOS PICTURE AS THEY HUGGED CLOSE WITH THEIR LIPS TOUCHING FOR THE SHOT. DESIREE TOLD ME THAT SHE'S GOING TO SUE COLIN FARRELL'S BALLS OFF IN COURT AND THAT SHE IS SUING HIM FOR $10,000,000 FOR HER PROBLEMS WITH COLIN FARRELL AND I ASKED CORY IF HE AND DESIREE ARE DATING AND HE SAID YES THEY ARE. DESIREE LAUGHED AGREEING AND SAID THAT HER AND CORY ARE ALSO GOING HOME TOGETHER SOON THAT NIGHT TO "FUCK REAL HARD!" THEY WERE FIRST ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING AND THEN JUST STARTED MAKING OUT AT THE TABLE !!!

CORY IS SO NICE AND HOT IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE THINK HES GAY SINCE HES A SOCIALITE AND MODEL, HE OBVIOUSLY ISNT BEING ALL OVER DESSARAE LIKE THAT AND DESSARAE WAS SUCH A TRIP! I

I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU! WOW!

TRINA

jgb
jgb

no thnx

OCG-Unit
OCG-Unit

This chick needs to get a clue. No short skirts

The cheese on her ass is utterly disgusting.

There isn’t enough alcohol in the bar for guy to get wasted enough to hit that.

farmgirl
farmgirl

Tara is such a bloated drunk...alcohol does bad, bad things to once pretty (ok, decent looking) girls apparently.

Daisy
Daisy

She always has that same dumb expression, like she's sneezing or something. WTF?

BonerBoy101
BonerBoy101

8==========>

Hey Tara: I'll Bang you!!

Lorena
Lorena

Stupid drunk sluts

Cynthia
Cynthia

Yeah, you can look at these photos and just tell that I am so jealous of these rich, famous whores. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Todd
Todd

Stupid bitch...