Jessica Alba's Cash Warren Is A Lucky Bastard

God damn!! There aren’t better photos yet, but hopefully they’ll soon surface. Keep your eyes on this fansite for the latest juice.

Anyway, as you guys eat up these photos, keep in mind that it was recently learned that J. Alba suffered from an eating disorder when she was younger. Considering how she’s 23 at the moment, I’m gonna assume Jay was around 15 when she suffered from the disorder. So all you sexy mommas contemplating skipping a meal or two, take my word & go full force! You have a chance to look amazing, make tons of money & run around the beach w/ a guy named Cash. What else could you ask for?

While Cash is on our minds, I’m gonna have to say that the dude is by far one of the luckiest guys in Hollywood (while his temporary stint w/ J. Alba lasts, of course). Even after his relationship ends, he can live w/ the fact that he got a piece of Jessica Alba in her prime (son of a bitch). Since Jessica Alba has scandalously surfed peniseseses galore all around Hollywooood, I’m sure she’s a total freak in bed. Damn you Cash, damn you!

38 comments
j slim
j slim

jessica is my gal but i have no freakin idea wat she'z doin wit him she's one hell off a hot babe i can say she'z perfect but since thurz no such thing as perfect i'll say she'z so close to it dat it scares cash to lose her to paul walker but hey wat more can i say its love.

101
101

Cash Warren is the scum of Hollywood and looks like a beaver with overgrown teeth. Jessica is the best and all of you who talk shit about her you go get fucked. Especially Vito who is some sad lonely fat shit who has never had a girlfriend and does not know the difference between fat and skinny. Vito you suck harder than a chinese prostitute you loser.

P.S. Peace out yall, dont stop loving Jessica

P.P.S Die Vito

P.P.P.S. Vito tell me where you live i need to talk to u about something...

dickiesgirl
dickiesgirl

everybody says''jessica alba is SOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTT'' which is true.you know she actually met cash warren at the set of fantasic four last year bcoz he was the directors assistant.....but seriously i mean....like why HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! she could of at least went for some hot guy in hollywood or some kind of hot male model.....she is pretty and a wonderful actress but seriously if you ask me,,,she has a bad taste 4 GUYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!!!

dickiesgirl
dickiesgirl

jeez!!! i cant believe she picked her ASSSSS!!!!!!! its true that paul walker and jessie alba make a gooooooddddddddd couple so does ben mackenzie and jessie alba.....eiether way whoever she ends up wit one of those guys it would be great!!!! i was thinking about tom welling if she ends up wit tom welling at the end.......well i asked ma cozins if tom welling and j.alba would make a good couple some of them said.... maybe....

GeSeL
GeSeL

VITO i'd like to see a pic of u and see how much better u are!! get a life and decent vocabulary and stop hatin on others.

GeSeL
GeSeL

i think jessica alba and paul walker would be a gr8 couple just like in 'into the blue'.i think jess is a beautiful woman.with measurements of 34.25.34 and ehight 5'7 she has a figure of a goddess.anyway, i dnt care wat other ppl think about her coz even paul walker who btw, is dammmnnn finee said she is beautiful and wud spend the rest of his life wit her if he could!so im gonna take his word for it!! plus,any1 who succeeded in acheiing their goal in life shouldnt be mocked.id giv up my life to become famous in hollywood but i cant coz im stuck on an island in the middle of the meditteranean...far fetched to end up famous in hollywood :( so ppl who make it should be treated wit respect coz if they wanted their dream to come true as much as i do, its surely well deserved!

Margarida
Margarida

Danm!I love J.Alba,she is very,very,very hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Jessica nd Puol wolker do a cute couple...............

I love JESSICA ALBA

lauren
lauren

i dont know why people keep saying what the hell is she doing with him? not everything is about appearances and money .. maybe he makes her feel like she hasnt before .. maybe, i dunno, just MAYBE, they are in love .. some people are so shallow ffs

VITO
VITO

NO ONE IS JEALOUS AND BESIDES, I FUCKIN TOLD YOU TO SUCK IT. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT VD INFESTED CELLULITE RIDDLED FATTY FAT FAT ASS IF YOU FUCKIN PAID ME AND GAVE ME MY OWN ISLAND WITH A JET AND ACCESS TO YOURJUSTJEALOUS!!!!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT, CANT YOU SEE THAT A GROSS OVER RATED, USED TISSUE SHE IS? AN OLD 5 STORY PILE OF GARBAGE. I WOULD RUN AWAY FROM HER THUNDER THIGHS AND TANK ASS IF SHE EVER CAME MY WAY. I LIKE THIN LITTLE BLONDES WHO DONT HAVE FEET THAT LOOK LIKE 'FAT SHRIMPS', (PHRED! ) NO CELLULITE, TINY FEET, TIGHT ASSES, CUTE LEGS,AND BLONDE SNATCH HAIR. ALL OF WHICH, SLOBBA DOES NOT HAVE AND NEVER EVER WILL. AND NO STUPID TATS ON THE LOWER BACK, I THINK THATS THE MOST GENERIC PLACE TO PUT ONE, AND FURTHERMORE, SHE NEEDS TO ALSO SKIP A FEW MEALS STILL!!

DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES!

jessica_alba_is_my_dream_girl
jessica_alba_is_my_dream_girl

jessica alba is super hot and all these comments made by these ignorant idiots can kiss my @ss. she is cute and hot and theres nothing you can do about it. you are just jealous you cant have her.

JuniperHottie;)
JuniperHottie;)

phred that pic you posted the link of "slobba" was so gross! how can ANYONE like her? oh shes so nasty!!! in this pic, in phred's link and everywhere else!!!!

vito, help a hot girl out, another rant on "slobba", please! ;)

phred, your the best, too! ;)

VITO
VITO

TOLD YA, BITCHES

HER LEGS LOOK LIKE 2 FAT SAUSAGES WEDGED INTO THAT TOO TIGHT TACKY BATHIN SUIT AND HER ASS IS CLEARLY STICKING OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED DOG TRYING TO STICK ITS FAT FACE OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW

GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, IM IN LOVE WITH JEALOUS, AND SLOBBA IS JUST A 4 STORY PILE OF SHIT WHO MAKES ME SAY EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

DONT LIKE MY OPINION, SLOBBA WORSHIPPING LOOSERS? SUCK IT BITCHES

you wish
you wish

lol vito thats so gross!!!!! and phred, what a disGUSting pic!!!! eewwww!!!! as a lesbian, sorr-REEEE! she's NOT for me! i hate it when everyont thinks jay is such a bombshell, shes so overrated and scummy. not to mention ugly and fat and full of cellulite, but vito already covered that!! lol vito i adore you

VITO
VITO

LOLOLOLOL!!!! LOOK AT THIS SLOBBA WORSHIPPING LOOSERS!!!! YOU WANT PROOF SHES A PURE FAT CUNT WITH THUNDER THIGHS AND A DIMPLY HUGE ASS??!!!! WELL THEN CUT AND PASTE OR CLICK, BITCHES. http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&info=Jessica

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! I TOLD YOU SHE IS JUST A NASTY FAT PIECE OF CELLULITE RIDDLED SHIT SOMEONE FORGOT TO FLUSH!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

NARSTY!!!!! GET THIS UGLY BITCH KILLED BY LIPO!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! PHRED AND JOHN YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT!! LOLOLOL!!

GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA IS FULL OF GOO (--EY CELLULITE )

VITO
VITO

YO, FAT BITCHES, TAKE MOE'S ADVICE AND SKIP A MEAL OR TWO OR THREE.,.. OR FOUR... NO ONE LIKES FAT CHICKS!!!!

whatEVA
whatEVA

LOL vito that was classic!!!! she really DOES have a huge saggy ass, a flabby belly and tonz of cellulite!! sick! gross! vito, keep the posts comming, you make me laugh like a bastard, no pun intended!

VITO
VITO

THIS CUNT NEEDS TO DIE. SHE SHOULDA STUCK WIOTH ANOREXIA BECAUSE IT HASNT PAIED OFF.....UGLY CELLULITE-RIDDEN SCUMBOT IS STILL A GIANT FATSO WITH UGLY HUGE FEET. DONT LIKE MY OPINION? DONT AGREE? SO SO FUCKIN SORRY IM NOT JOININ THE SLOBBA ALBATROSS TUNA CAN, SO ALL YOU FANS CAN FUCKIN SUCK IT

REALIZE IT SHES A DIRTY OLD HAGGARD CUNT WITH NOTHING GOOD LOOKING ABOUT HER!

kdigs
kdigs

fuck you whoever said to skip a meal or to. you are an ignorant horrible person. dont ever say something like that again. coming from someone who has recovered from an eating disorder, i want to punch people like you. i hope you feel about about saying that. you have no idea how horrible eating disorders are.

Phred
Phred

Cash Warren looks quite nice actually. What's wrong with him?

Lauren
Lauren

jessica alba made a sex tape? where is this lol

Tarheel
Tarheel

Hot! Wonderful! hehe

MAKIAVELI
MAKIAVELI

GO HEAD BRO KEEP HITTIN THAT AS FOR THE HOMIES

h_exotica
h_exotica

wow she is pretty hot.....however i manged to get the sex tape she made its pretty good!

very..........................exotic

Susan
Susan

OMG, Jessica Alba and Paul Walker should be together! Both hot, young n sexy! Both have perfect bodies... Not this Cash dude.. he's ugly. Picture Jess' and Paul's kids, if they had kids... The perfect child!

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I Agree to such a cute couple they would make

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agreed!!!!!! Ben Mackenzie and Jessica alba would make the cuitest couple not some fatass that isnt famous or nice.

Maxan1
Maxan1

I think Jessica Alba and Ben Mackenzie would make a cute couple not Cash Warren

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Jessica Alba deseves so way much more then him.

She could have pretty much any guy in the world

BlackBitch
BlackBitch

Pretty girls don't drink soda. Pretty girls choose fruit as dessert. Pretty girls know white sugar is poison and cancels beauty. Pretty girls know fried foods are of the devil and cause cellulite and disease. Pretty girls would rather run a mile than watch television. My mother said things like that to me when I was a child. I have to admit, it worked. I'm in great shape and have developed a taste and love for foods that have nutritional benefit.

Sandy
Sandy

I agree! It's ok to make jokes, but it is a responsibility of anyone who speaks to the public, to measure their words when it comes to serious issues such as eating disoders. You never know who could read what you say! It can be a 13 year-old thinking she's not thin enough, and reading this might give her the extra push she needed to start a life threating illness. That's not funny. Not everyone has the common sense to read that and say "What a bastard!", and end it there. What a horrible thing to say.

Recovering Anorexic
Recovering Anorexic

"So all you sexy mommas contemplating skipping a meal or two, take my word & go full force! You have a chance to look amazing, make tons of money & run around the beach"

What the Fuck is that! Eating disorders are life-threatening illnesses. Please do yourself a favor and educate yourself first before you make dumb as comments about something you obviously don't have a clue about.

Josie
Josie

Man, that dude kinda looks like Scott Foley, formerly married to Ben Affleck's new wife. Freaky.

Tammy
Tammy

She is either itching her ass or tucking up her tampon string? I think it's probably the latter of the 2. I don't know but either way this should be done in a private place. If there is no bathroom available she could have gone to her car or even went into some hip deep water to do what ever it is she is doing. Especially when she knows the paparazzi follow her every move.

Cynthia
Cynthia

What the hell is she doing with her hand down her pants?!?

Tammy
Tammy

Moe, I checked out the website that you put a link to. I gotta say that while it does have good pics, they are the "only" things you can keep your eyes on as the site is in another language (German I think) so getting any gossip from it is a fruitless effort! The pics are good though.

OCG-Unit
OCG-Unit

J. Alba is hot. Gorgeous ass!

What the hell is she doing with this guy?

I expected to see her with a good looking dude and not some out of shape, gut-sportin’ average joe.

He must have money, is an heir to the Dupont fortune or something?

I don’t see the connection, why this guy when you can do infinitely better.