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Mariah Carey Blends Sluttiness & Bad Style

The high-class whoring business is an art form, I tell you.

Mariah’s Dress: Where sluttiness & design ingenuity make love.

1. Mariah’s dress is designed in such a way that she can let powerful music industry execs play suckie-suckie on her boobs while her back is turned to the rest of the crowd
2. Color scheme will allow her to stand out among competing whores
3. Front & side boob exposure maximized in order to attract powerful, horny men in the industry — from all directions!

Here are a couple more for all you executives contemplating whether to call up Mariah for sexual playtime.

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24 comments
Tiana
Tiana

Well , If you don't like her why bother writing about her?

I've been her fan for 3 years now and dont you think you should judge on music not style? If not you have no life. Sorry to say that but Mariah Careys songs are wicked definitly when she tries her best so give her a break okay?

UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN

Mariah, I love her. She is so totally the best.

Andrew
Andrew

I dont see why you people are so crazy and insanely jealous. If you werent you ALL wouldnt be commenting on one picture trying to point out flaws! Why dont you get real lives.. Mariah is a multiplatinum recording artist, the most successful female artist of all time and got herself there. She has an amazing voice, it wasnt from sleeping with music execs, namely Tommy Mattola. And so what if she wants to flaunt what she has? Jealous you cant? She has been working since she was born for a life of her own where there wouldnt be crack head sisters or biggetry, so shut the fuck up you idiots.

T
T

I'd still fuck her silly

Mark Williams
Mark Williams

I love Mariah Carey. I think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. However, yeah. She did go over the top with this dress. That does not make her a whore though! Jeez, look at every else. This does not justify the dress. I hope she keep her clean image and does not go any farther. She doesn't have to do it.

Jenson
Jenson

ugly dress, but if you got it FLAUNT IT!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

And I gotta say this isn't any worse than what other women in hollywood are wearing.

pheobe
pheobe

ok i am a really big fan of Mariah but... this had gone over the top! geez if some accidently pullz her strap tan that whole dress'll fall!

Jenna
Jenna

lol @ Marky D's post # 5!

Some Dude
Some Dude

"Two scarfs attached to a table cloth." Classic. And I thought my Ugly Rag Tree crack was funny. Gotta sharpen that fashion humor. Well, not really. But still, funny.

Marky D
Marky D

Actually, it is older. It's from the 2003 World Music Awards, in Monaco. Maybe she interpreted Monaco as "exotic" and thought it would be permissable to wear two scarfs attached to a table cloth.

Tammy
Tammy

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

gia
gia

isnt that an older photo? she is bigger now.

Tammy
Tammy

Yes Kittywithawhip...all this does is proves that Mariah Carey is the whore I have been talking about for the past couple of weeks. I don't think a whore like Paris Hilton would even be out in public wearing this getup. I asked the Mariah Troopers to prove me wrong by coming up with one single pic of her dressed not like a whore. I still have not heard from them. I have been just sitting here laughing and waiting. I love Moe for this one!

Kittywithawhip
Kittywithawhip

Tam,

You gotta love it. I've read your many posts regarding Pariah the Tasteless--and with this to top it off, you just sit back and smile.

IslandSunshine
IslandSunshine

That dress is UGLY!! I love Mariah dont get me wrong but that dress is ridiculous! I have to agree with ICG-Unit she does look as if she lost some weight and toned up the breast shot cute but does she have to show it off ever single time. Show a little classiness or something. Beautiful women she is and from what i heard she got a new stylist not sure how true that is if so she needs a new one because that dress is UGLY!

Harvey
Harvey

Possibly the sluttiest half-dress I have ever laid eyes on. Ingenious! Gives new meaning to the term "spaghetti-straps". I suppose whoredom runs in the family.

Some Dude
Some Dude

Marky D does have a point. A child in a sweatshop, possibly in China, possibly Vietnam, and possibly in downtown LA, didn't have to blead out of her fingers at all to make that thing. Or a dozen of those. And they only had to cut down one of the rare and special Ugly Rag Trees to make it. They they possibly blended the contents of a random dumpster (i.e. "recycled") to die it. Nice.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Marky, you have truly made me feel shameful for my prior comments. I am so sorry! You raise such valid points. I will forever be grateful to you for opening my eyes to the true decency of Mariah Carey. And I am now a fan also! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Marky D
Marky D

I am Mariah's #1 fan. She even once signed a photo of herself like this:

Mark,

Thanks for being my #1 fan. Stop sending me your pubic hair.

Love,

Mariah

I think she is a wonderful person, not a "whore", and these pictures exemplify that. She used half of the material that goes into a normal dress so the sweatshops in China that produced it don't have to work as hard--now that, I believe, is true humanitarianism. Also, she is simply spreading the love around the world by letting her fans see 75% of her boobs. She doesn't let silly things such as "class" and "public decency" get in her way of donating her cleavage to the less fortunate.

So for all you haters who just wish you could've starred in classic cinema like "Glitter" and sang meaningful songs like "To The Floor" and "Shake It Off"... just shut up and direct your negativity elsewhere. You KNOW that Mariah is the most genuinely awesome person in the world, so stop fooling yourself.

Tammy
Tammy

Cynthia you silly...Mariah Carey would...she is a whore! REMEMBER!

Cynthia
Cynthia

This dress looks like she got into an accident with a big wind and a bowl of tutti frutti ice cream. The wind tore most of the top of her dress away. Who the hell would wear a 'dress' with almost strings to cover their boobs?!?

OCG-Unit
OCG-Unit

Looks like Mimi has slimmed down quite a bit.

Her body looks a whole lot better, not as chunky as before,.

Face looks leaner and she has added a nice tone to her arms and shoulders.

Hate the dress, too colorful for my taste.

Like her side cleavage shot. Not bad.

Tammy
Tammy

This is just too easy...oh my gosh that is so funny. I am anxiously awaiting the Mariah Carey die-hard fans to explain this dress on a postive note. I expect we will hear nothing from them though; as with the last post. They can come up with not one single pic of her with clothing covering more then 1/4 of her body. She is a whore. I was right all along. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA