Who's Smarter? Waxy Version or The Real Deal?


The wax Jessica Simpson doesn’t talk & breathe.

The real flesh & blood? Here’s her latest comment about her boobs:

Mine are definitely real. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory. [contact music]

You be the judge.

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10 comments
Jania
Jania

She is faker...then fake...Bad actress too!!

Some Dude
Some Dude

Just because her jaw is almost as rectangular as Jennifer Aniston's doesn't make her a bad person. You people. Such cruel cynicism.

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

Aren't they both wax? Oh wait, one is wax, the other is plastic.....I got it now. I"m gonna say the wax one is smarter cuz it can't speak.

gia
gia

her natural breasts are large & saggy & sloppy. no push up bra would lift them that high.

she is a moronic twit & she has definitely had some surgical assistance, like a lift & some silicone to firm things up. just because they are naturally big & she is so naturally ignorant i bet she convinced herself that getting plastic surgery didnt really happen.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Her dad was going on about her boobs?!? YIKES! So he really IS a pimp! Sick!

Marky D
Marky D

I think they forgot to include the crease in her skin above her upper lip in the fake doll. I guess you can't inject collagen into wax.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Okay, the wax version is definitely smarter. And what the hell? Going on about your boobs?!? Geez, the day when my boobs are the only important thing I have is a sad day indeed. Of course, she has no brain.....

Tammy
Tammy

I vote on them being equally intelligent. As far as the boobies go...I believe they are a purchased accessory. If they were in fact real, her dad and her both wouldn't talk about them so much. I did watch a documentary on her once of her road to stardom and her dad was talking about her boobs on it too. I think it is sickening.