Kelly Monaco is another example of a wasted ass. There’s always something fishy going on when you hear about super hot chicks hanging w/ guys who have very little to offer.
Kelly said that she met this guy she’s with when she was 15 and he was about 18 and she hasn’t been with anyone else. He has been with other women but she’s never been with another man. Howard said that the guy must be super hot but Kelly said that he’s really not. He doesn’t have drugs or anything like that and she doesn’t even drink these days. She said she did go through her drinking and drug phase when she was young, like 11 years old. [Marks Friggin'; Kelly Monaco Visits. 09/12/05. 7:40am]
She has to be hiding something—something big. For God’s sake, she needs to hit up Maury Povich (if he was still on) and let the audience convince her into dumping this dude who sleeps around on her ass, while managing her millions.
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When she said that he was Puerto Rican, Howard and Robin asked her if she wanted to give them a secret message that she needs help getting out of the relationship. She said she’s in the relationship because she wants to be, not because he’s making her stay. She said that he’s almost like an assistant for her and helps her handle her career. He takes phone calls and helps out with the stuff she can’t handle herself. She said that they have talked about getting married over the years but they don’t want to do it if they can’t do it right so they just don’t do it.
How do you stay together for like 15-years and still talk about getting hitched? What the fuck is this world coming to? Apart from the shadiness of her man, I still remain confused. Is he the bitch of the relationship or not? It seems as if she’ll praise his ass one second & then turn around and say something like, “yeah, when I have a shit stain on my ass, I’ll ask him to lick it off & swallow.”
Kelly, dump the whorebag already & get yourself a real manager. Plus, you’re a fruit that more than one man should be able to bite into. Get w/ the program, sistah!!View All Photos ›