Kelly Monaco Talks Shady Boyfriend On Howard Stern

Kelly Monaco is another example of a wasted ass. There’s always something fishy going on when you hear about super hot chicks hanging w/ guys who have very little to offer.

Kelly said that she met this guy she’s with when she was 15 and he was about 18 and she hasn’t been with anyone else. He has been with other women but she’s never been with another man. Howard said that the guy must be super hot but Kelly said that he’s really not. He doesn’t have drugs or anything like that and she doesn’t even drink these days. She said she did go through her drinking and drug phase when she was young, like 11 years old. [Marks Friggin'; Kelly Monaco Visits. 09/12/05. 7:40am]

She has to be hiding something—something big. For God’s sake, she needs to hit up Maury Povich (if he was still on) and let the audience convince her into dumping this dude who sleeps around on her ass, while managing her millions.

Here’s some more:

When she said that he was Puerto Rican, Howard and Robin asked her if she wanted to give them a secret message that she needs help getting out of the relationship. She said she’s in the relationship because she wants to be, not because he’s making her stay. She said that he’s almost like an assistant for her and helps her handle her career. He takes phone calls and helps out with the stuff she can’t handle herself. She said that they have talked about getting married over the years but they don’t want to do it if they can’t do it right so they just don’t do it.

How do you stay together for like 15-years and still talk about getting hitched? What the fuck is this world coming to? Apart from the shadiness of her man, I still remain confused. Is he the bitch of the relationship or not? It seems as if she’ll praise his ass one second & then turn around and say something like, “yeah, when I have a shit stain on my ass, I’ll ask him to lick it off & swallow.”

Kelly, dump the whorebag already & get yourself a real manager. Plus, you’re a fruit that more than one man should be able to bite into. Get w/ the program, sistah!!

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21 comments
Cockyjabbinz
Cockyjabbinz

She seems like one of the stupidest bitches ever, but I'd love to fuck the shit out of her without protection until I got her pregnant...many, many, many times. Who wouldn't? What ashame she's dating a useless piece of shit. Just goes to show how fuckin' stupid women are in general when it comes to relationships. Most of 'em really do deserve to be with men who are shits. And Gd Bless me for saying so!!! :-D

Corey
Corey

So after a year i just saw this site. and all of you are out of line. I know Kelly and her boyfriend. They are both good people. And for the ones who called her stupid and such...shes very bright and most importantly just a good person. Shes great to be around. And her boy aint too bad either. My best to them both.

the drooler
the drooler

Move out of the way you pansies.. I'm DROOLIN here!

poconoguy2113
poconoguy2113

I went to high school with the dumb bitch... She was like the most airheaded bimbo in the class. She always was pretty hot, but you couldnt even have more than a 1 minute conversation w/her because she got lost before the 3rd sentence. Her PR loser is an ugly as hell hoodlum.

Jesus
Jesus

These so-called racists are nothing but trolls, you idiots.

But if this story is true, then this girl deserves everything she gets. Dumb bitch can't even leave a cheating loser. He's got some of the hottest ass on the planet and he still goes around trying to get more. What a moron and what a moron she is for staying with him!

The only reason why anyone would encourage her to leave him is because on a fantastical level they think they have a chance of fucking her if she's single, when they have just as little of a chance, which is none, than when she's with someone. Yeah, she's hot as hell but even if she did dump this prick she still wouldn't do any of us so why bother with this bullshit. She's a dumb bitch, even though she's hot as hell.

P.S. Does anyone get that "hot/not hot" picture at the top?

traderjack
traderjack

Niggers should be thanking the US for putting up with them and their destructive lifestyles.

Tammy
Tammy

I'm sure that the entire country of Canada is hurt by your comment. The trees and ground are weeping as I speak. Dumbass!

KKK
KKK

Fuck You Canada!!! You piece of shit country, the USA should just take you over and make you another state.

LZ
LZ

Yeah, funny thing about computers though, you still can hack find the racist idiots................

Kathryn
Kathryn

No wonder everyone shoots each other down in the US! With all of these racists over there, I am suprised the Black population tolerates the US. Hey come live in Canada, we dont talk to people that way, and every race has equal rights, how about that?

KKK
KKK

Stop being so pussy whipped, you dumb liberals. Not everyone is down w/ the brown. We need Puerto Ricans, since they are able to fill out the jail cells along w/ the niggers!!!

A Socialite's Life
A Socialite's Life

Kelly Monaco Does Howard Stern

Unfortunately, she actually didn't "do" Howard Stern. She just went on and on about her pathetic little existence. If you do care to learn more about what Kelly Monacotalked about, The Bastardly has a nice recap....

Cassandra
Cassandra

No shit. Dude, go back to your KKK site, you fucking suck!

Cynthia
Cynthia

What is up with all the racist assholes on this site? Anyone who is dumb enoguh to judge a WHOLE RACE OF PEOPLE like that is a complete fucking moron! And apparently the world is full of morons....

Cassandra
Cassandra

What is up w/PR Hater?! Jealous bastard.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

lol... yea the redhead in the pic look like a relation to The Vegan. only it looks like it's his dad! lmao.

that's actually Howard Stern regular, former drummer... Richard Christie.

Kittywithawhip
Kittywithawhip

Hottie....and dumbass......he has probably brainwashed the poor coked up bitch. Damn, she's hot though. Snort one for me, Kelly!

PR_Hater
PR_Hater

Any girl that fucks a Puerto Rican probably has VD. As a people, they are filthy.

Cynthia
Cynthia

Hey! That weird looking dude she's with is probably Mike the Vegan's brother!