Posing Paris: The Backside Attack

Here’s your daily dose. Enjoy these while they last…

Few know this, but rumor has it that Paris Hilton loves anal. I’ve heard it from many partygoers in LA, but what more can you except from a girl who has lost sensation in all the other places on her sexy bod?


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lillie
lillie

paris has no booty she needs some butt implants it's nasty it has allot of holes and bumps and shit it looks naaaaaaasty.

Lindsey
Lindsey

HAHA! I think we shouldn't suffocate PH, but instead, drown her so we dont have to hear the disgusting sound of her voice ever ever again!

BTW, you guys are such retards complaining about oxygen, the only thing that matters is that she dies and burns in hell so we never have to see her skanky ass ever ever again. :)

Hannah
Hannah

Oh goody, someone finally insisted Kim Stewart and Insect Richie put bags over their heads while out in public.

Two down, too many to go.

Joshua
Joshua

Can U imagine what Paris H & Paris Ls kids will look like...........an monkey ape with a squared jar head and a big bird nose and a lazy brown eye. Hmmm sounds really

really *attractive.*

Harvey
Harvey

Keith, you are truly compassionate.

Keith
Keith

I dont want anyone to die like that. She has a family that loves her no matter how much contempt people have for this slut. She is however, an ugly hooked nosed homely talentless (unless you like porno) WASTE of good oxygen, but I will just leave it at that.

Tammy
Tammy

I'm sorry I didn't elaborate my comment. Of course summing it up I meant for her to suffocate. Did you understand that part of it? Then noone really cares if it's oxygen or carbon dioxide. They understood the point I was making. Aside, most of the little illiterate twits that post on here don't know what carbon dioxide is and can't even spell oxygen so I find it frugal to make it "politically correct". Yes, I am ta dumbass! Thanks!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Ok all you scientists! Oxygen in or out--we don't care! Just get rid of this slutbag, PLEASE! I will donate the Hefty bag!

Harvey
Harvey

Tammy could have meant that we should leave Paris a little oxygen in the bag so we can hear her cry and scream for a few minutes longer than she would without any oxygen at all. Yes - lungs transport oxygen from the atmosphere into the bloodstream, and excrete carbon dioxide from the bloodstream into the atmosphere; bags may or may not.

How about we just vacuum seal her?

Gone Fishin'
Gone Fishin'

How in the fuck is he the dumbass? I did not see anything in his post about breathing in carbon dioxide. He just made a statement saying people do not breath OUT oxygen. (Which from what I remember in school is true.) That is what the other poster said, the first "dumbass." And he is the dumbass? sure whatever YOU say "joe joe joe."

Now back on track, paris hilton is a whored out dog. I have seen better looking women in bars after a couple of beers, and then the beer haze goes away and they really are still better looking than her. That is pretty bad when even alcohol does not make PH look any prettier or more attractive. JMO

Joey Joe Joe
Joey Joe Joe

if you didn't let any air in or out of the bag, it would eventually be filled with carbon dioxide. humans can't breath carbon dioxide alone, it would kill us. I'm not one to stick up for people, but you are truly the dumbass dave.

Harvey
Harvey

At least the bags match their outfits. Paris' bag could be accentuated by light-pink Swarovski crystals and tied very tightly like Tammy suggested.

Keith
Keith

[You don’t breathe out oxygen, dumbass].

Very funny!!!! Love it!!!

I am interested to see how this Tammy will answer you back. Get ready, even though you are right about the oxygen, this girl and her "friends" on here band together and will want the last word. Good Luck Dave, you will be needing it.

Dave
Dave

You don't breathe out oxygen, dumbass.

Tammy
Tammy

...tied tightly so not to let any oxygen in or out!

Cynthia
Cynthia

A plastic Hefty sack would do!

Greg
Greg

They need to give PH one of those bags to put over her own ugly head. I do not know if her nose would fit in it though.

paris hater
paris hater

well, if you have seen her video you know she cannot properly give head so thats out, no breasts, so they cant tit fuck her, i am sure her girly parts resemble that of a caribou from being overused & stretched out, so the only place left is her ass. quick before thats no longer an option!

Cynthia
Cynthia

This is the official 'Geez, EVERYONE should wear a bag over their heads because I am the only one who is truly beautiful' pose. (Also known as Narcissistic Personality Disorder Symptom #12.)

leigh
leigh

Anyone know why the chicks are wearing paper bags? I find THAT more disturbing than the lazy eye and that hawk nose combined!

American Gigolo
American Gigolo

Number 1 Cass., you rock. Very funny and true. And while you are @ it, don't forget the big birdish like nose either. Ugly.

Cassandra
Cassandra

I think you mean her dates like anal, that way they don't have to look into that lazy eye.