The Odd One Out: Kelly Osbourne


In an older post we quoted Mommy Osbourne venting about Paris Hilton.

I was at the Teen Choice Awards with Kelly and little girls were screaming over Paris Hilton. A fucking piece of scrawny old grizzle who’s only famous for sucking cock in a home-made porn video. My kids are good role models. [contact music]

Why is Kelly suddenly going to the darkside? It’s possible that sitting in the kitchen & in the drug isle isn’t doing much for her career as an actress & musician, so naturally, she’s tagging along w/ socialites (whores) who have a proven track record for success.

So what does all this mean?! Will she soon become anorexic by dropping 250lbs to ultimately look like Lindsay, Nicole & Mischa? Will she, God forbid, release a sex tape in which she’s blowing some random photographer with big muscles?

Only time will tell, my friends…

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Jim
Jim

I feel sorry for her. She has the wrong ideas because she wasn't raised to know better. Her parents are horrible examples... what less... they admit to it in front of their children, lmao... Anyway... If Sharon started to live right like her bro... she'd be back in the limelight I think. I hope she gets a clue and starts on the right track.

Girl
Girl

I like the way the conversation always gets bitchy on this website, no one actually talks about the pictures?

Girl
Girl

Ha! Harvey you are funny!!

Harvey
Harvey

"Chins up." Fucking brilliant! We'd make a good joke team. I'd bring the intelligence, you'd bring the puns and cupcakes. Yeah, I'm a bit angry. What can I say? I'm a phallically frustrated, short white male who just doesn't know what to do with all of his power.

Personally, I love the name Harvey, even if you think it means asexuality. The actual meaning of Harvey is "fit for battle". And I'm just being a bit bastardly, not really angry.

I'm not sure why you're so interested in my stats Denise. You seem to hate me yet freudianisms slip out of your mouth like "saddle you". So did you practice screaming my name with one hand in the Cheetos and one in the meat-napkin (great new vaginal term I just learned)? That's the typical low self-esteem and self-loathing associated with obesity - seeking punishment and abuse for sexual gratification from any male you subconsciously deem superior. Be careful of leaving orange dust in there, it could cause an infection. Then you'd definitely be screaming "Harvey!!!!!".

Enjoy your meal!

Denise
Denise

You know, I would have given you credit if you had written, "Chins (plural) up" to coincide with your assumption that my nutritional intake is less than steller. Man, I hate a missed joke opportunity ... it pains me to see an amateur at work ...

And hell, a tiny penis joke is ALWAYS welcome Harvey -- poor boy, first your parents saddle you with that awful moniker (seriously class, can anyone imagine yelling, moaning, screaming or crying "HARVEY" during sex??) and then ...well ...the aforementioned tiny penis. You seem angry. Is it because you're short as well? You know there are support groups for both. (Granted this is about as original as the penis insult, but it's been a low-caffine day.)

Now lighten up, put that tiny thing away and pass me those Cheetos.

Harvey
Harvey

Thanks for clearing up my penis issues; I wasn't quite sure what to think about it.

Seriously, is that all you've got Denise? Numbers don't lie there either. Your predictable, recycled penis insults were cute in 5th grade, but my penis has far outgrown your IQ baby doll. Chin up, just start making healthy nutritional decisions on a daily basis and your body will reflect that. It's about loving and educating yourself.

Dave
Dave

If Kelly O hates Christina Aguillera for dressing like a ho and being a slut of a role model, why is she hanging out with Paris? Because she fell off the radar.

Denise
Denise

Dear Harvey - I meant (and believe was clear in saying) she is small in stature, which she is. Much like your penis.

Trust me, it only looks big when compared to your smallish hand.

Harvey
Harvey

Whoever said Kelly Osbourne is "really tiny," is in major denial. Look up "body mass index". She is close to obese. She may be "badly shaped," but that's due to the excessive binging at fast food drive-ins. All fat girls are the same. They go around making excuses for other fat girls. They say things like, "I'm not fat, I'm curvacious!" Right. It's all in the body mass index. Numbers don't lie.

glimmer
glimmer

thanks for the info sasssysasha ! :)

sasssysasha
sasssysasha

Bf worked on LL latest film, she got a verbal ass whipping from Streep in front of crew because she was always way late and acting like a poodle on set in front of Academy Award winning veterans and nominees.

Captain Tripps
Captain Tripps

Kelly's neck is probably covered by the double chin. Maybe her problem is the the clothes she wears accentuates the fatness. She should just wear trashbags.

Denise
Denise

Okay, I've met Kelly O. on several occasions ...and I have to say - she is really tiny. I know in photos she looks kind of like Lumpy (from "Leave It to Beaver), but she's really petite ...just badly shaped, poor girl (huge boobs/no waist combo, vertically-challenged, hidden neck, etc., etc). It doesn't help that she's hellbent on wearing ultratight and unflattering outfits (snaps for being true to her rock heritage, but at what cost??). The hairstyles only further the damage. She either has a stylist who hates her, or Oxy has some really interesting side effects ...

(Oh, also ...she's pretty nice. Unless she hates you. But hey, aren't we all like that??)

gia
gia

kelly osbourne will never lose weight...unless she starts snorting & i believe i heard somewhere that she hates being touched, so there goes that lovely sex tape concept. she will never be exciting...

i think kelly's boring future will mainly consist of more horrible music & fancy corsets.

Cassandra
Cassandra

"She started at the bottom" and is quickly working her way back to the bottom.

R U Serious
R U Serious

Well, let's see. She has a "music career" that exists only because her dad is famous and they had a TV show. I wonder what happened to the music career when the TV show went away...

Someone misses the attention.

http://scaredbunny.com

shedevil
shedevil

The only problem I have is the first pic. Why is her tongue hanging out ever so slightly? Is she slipping into a coma? It makes me want to PUKE!!!

missmellemel
missmellemel

why does kelley look like she's toothless...first pic

heather
heather

could it be that kelly is crossing over to the light side?

moss
moss

say what you will about lindsay, she's the only one of the four (kel, par, and mish) who are not famous because their parents are famous. She started at the bottom and worked her way up on her own.