Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Sex It Up On The Beach (Again)

Even though I have no idea what the hell the guy does, I gotta give Cash Warren props for bagging a hottie like J. Alba. Seriously, man. The guy is in sexual heaven every freakin’ day of his bastardly life.

I think I need to change my name into something like “ExtraLongPenis” or something b/c the name is obviously a large part of the get-into-bed-or-into-the-ocean-naked-with-hot-chicks equation…

Once again, damn you, Cash!

Here are a few photos of the two on the beach.

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42 comments
seeker9570
seeker9570

seeing her doggystyle just does something to my imagination

SAVVY
SAVVY

HOW RANDOM IS COMMENT #26! :O

IM SORRY DID THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS HURT U IN SOME WAY?

WAT A FUKEN NERDDDDDD

JESSICA ALBA ALL THE WAYYYYY

luvin diz*
luvin diz*

eww shez a total skank

she acts all erotic den complainz

HOLY

someone shove a sock down hur throat

She has a HOt body

buh the face is FUCKEDUP AS HELL!

133
133

she is a dog

JuinperHottie;)
JuinperHottie;)

Moelicious

Acting doesn’t make the bucks, man.

It’s all about action & lookin’ good!

yeah, but she dosent and never will. :)

im laughing at YYJ!'s post she is so funny, but not as funny as vito!!!!!!! YYJ!! howve you been? slobba looks fat in these pics. sorry, in thinner!!!! AND SEXIER!!!

vito, i want to come to your party!!!! YYJ!, your so right about her and how gross she is!!

XO YYJ!!! PS nora i liked your posts too!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

nora,you totally rock!!! i agree. and that cellulite!!!!!! did you see the links vito posted on a few other alba pages? there hilarious and she looks like a fucking army tank in them!!!!! heehee what a waste of a human. and the baboon shit made me spit out my mojito!!!! ;) shes so NOT attractive and her feet are as big as his!!!!!

asian vixen
asian vixen

She looks good, that's for sure, but I don't think she's the HOTTEST woman out there. Her body is fine..but nothing spectacular. It may be the pictures..but she has got one big forehead. I don't think the blond hair really suits her. But ehh, I'm critical about celebrities..

nora
nora

She is a stupid, fucking baboon faced bitch with a crappy body, and why the hell does the post talk about her like shes heaven saying her boyfriends lucky I think those are gross, vulgar comments to make she isn't heaven any man who wants to have sex with her and says it would be heaven is a sick twisted fuck.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

i like my abs better :) i like my little 4 pack :)

sorry, my opinion.....i never said she was ugly or fat, but i just think her body isnt as hot as MANY other girls in the world

VITO
VITO

I WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON WHO WOULD HOLD HER UGLY FAT HEAD UNDER WATER UNTIL HER GIANT FEET STOPPED TWITCHING. SLOBBA ALBATROSS IS DISGUSTING!!! I WISH WHOEVER THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THIS SITE WOULD POST PIX OF ACTUAL CELEBRITIES WITH TALENT. I WOULDNT TOUCH FAT ASS SLOBBA WITH BIN LADEN'S PRICK!

josh
josh

ummm 1st of jessica alba is n ugly bitch she has nothing her hair is the olny think good bot her her nose is messed n her lips r so fat its so ugly she has fat face n her eyes look like cow eyes not nice eyes n cute smile i guess that the olny good thing bot her she not hot wats good bot her hollyyy shit ii think ppl should get more hyper of pam anderson she sooo hottt

jenna
jenna

yooo i rlly dot think she is hot guys wat do u see in her she is not pretty or hot n her body is grose she just skinny i like girls wit curves n nice ass big n sweet n big ttis n nicer face she looks rlly bad without makeup to shes rlly ugly guys wat do u see her if i were to see her walking down the street i never want a sencond look at that she is ugly bitchhh i would never like her beyonce is hot n jessica n pam and lidsay lohan wit red hair like jessica alba is nothning she is nottt hot at all ewwww

Tarheel
Tarheel

I actually like it when women are not afraid to talk like that. Too

much PC is a turnoff.

And, she does have a lot of talent. Not just acting...but also athletic.

I love actresses that can do their own physical stunts.

Joey K
Joey K

I have a little question to people who wanna answer.. What do you think about Cash, and do you like the fact that him and jess are together?

Joey K
Joey K

Shes one of the hottest girls i´ve ever seen. Its so clear that she is totally natural. No surgery or such. Damn that Cash guy is so lucky, and you can see on first pic that he is enjoying her all the time, but hmm who wouldn´t..?

What can i say, she is just fuckin hot. Great body, Great face and Great acting.

Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman

Its hard to jack off with all that retarded writing all over the pics

Reefer
Reefer

Well tell it to the obsessive fans who commented here and said that she was one of the few hotties with real talent. and just for the record, people don't usually refer to me as "man".

Moelicious
Moelicious

Acting doesn't make the bucks, man.

It's all about action & lookin' good!

Reefer
Reefer

OK DUDES, SHE MAY BE TH PRITTIEST WOMAN EVER, BUT GIVE ME A BREAK, SHE DOESN'T HAVE REAL TALENT, THE ONLY ROLES SHE GETS ARE SEXY, EROTIC ONES, SHE NEVER GETS A SERIOUS ROLE, CUZ ALL SHE'S GOOD AT IS LOOKING GOOD, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT SHE'S A GOOD ACTRESS, CAN YOU??

Kyran
Kyran

I really wonder what her kids will turn out like

Tammy
Tammy

I disagree Gloria. J Alba is sooooo beautiful that she could breed with just about anyone and the child would still be adorable. Her looks make up the difference.

Moelicious
Moelicious

man, you guys are ruthless.

Gloria, attacking unborn childern is cold.

pam
pam

I am jealous, I would love to look like Jessical. Yes I am envious, and I have no problem admitting it. She is sooooooooo beautiful, everything about her is.

She is perfect, and no I am not gay. I just think she is gorgeous and stunning and have no problem admitting it.

Shallow Hal
Shallow Hal

I meant DID NOT spew bad language in church or something. Once again, she is "HOT." Unlike a couple of certain Hotel airheaded heiress i can think of.

Shallow Hal
Shallow Hal

DAMN this woman is FINE! I don't care if she has a mouth like a sailor. She is fine enough to overlook it. As long as she did spew the profane language in church or something. Finally a woman on here that is actually HOT. Jessica Alba is actually good looking.

whaddyaknow?
whaddyaknow?

This is one fine ass girl -- as long as she keeps her mouth shut! Has anyone read her Rolling Stones interview, or any interview for that matter? She has a mouth of a sailor and swears in every sentence. Cute girl, just keep you mouth shut! Unless, of course, you are sucking my &^%$

Cassandra
Cassandra

Post#10 RE: the new fad-apparently fugly is the new pretty...

Cynthia
Cynthia

And, as the unofficial Bastardly Proofreader, you spelled sarcasm just right. But we wouldn't care if you didn't (cuz you are smart enough to recognize a slut with a lazy eye when you see one!)

Cynthia
Cynthia

Thanks Keith. Yes, I remembered the big hook nose and the lazy eye, but hell, I didn't want to lose my readers, ya know? I mean, there are so many wonderful Paris qualities, I just couldn't list them all without getting just too boring! hehe!

Keith
Keith

BTW # 10, you forgot to mention she does not have the lazy loopy eye look & the big bird nose. Does not every celeb need that look? Is'nt that the new fad thing now?

Keith
Keith

I thought post # 10 was very funny. You rock girl. I love the sarcasm, don't know if i spelled that right and I don't care, of it. However, it was good. Jessica is one fine hot girl.

Cynthia
Cynthia

I don't know....I just don't think this girl is worthy of celebrity 'idol' status. I mean, look at her! She has natural beauty! Where are the fake hair extensions? The fake blue contacts? The plastic surgery? The orange fake tan? And worst of all, she actually seems to have a real personality and even intelligence!! And real talent!! I have searched all over the internet, and apparently there is no Jessica Alba sex video! And, this girl does not have the head tilt, the stupid hand on the hip and the huge ego. WTF?!?

cacafuego
cacafuego

Hay mami! Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos. Wow. Now this is much better that coke snorting washed up models.

Keith
Keith

God she makes the Hilton sister look like dogs. She is one of the finest fucking women out there.

Jessica Alba i bet is all natural too, no surgery or blue contacts for her, hell she don't need that shit. she is gorgeous. DAMN SHE IS HOT-great bod and face. no way is she a huge ass butt ugly buttaface like the Hilton whores and Kimberly stewart.

Tammy
Tammy

Her look in the first picture looks to me like she is about to say, "Not there dammit! That hurts"!

es-won
es-won

lol... i love that look on his face in the first pic... "let this moment last forever" ... classic

Cassandra
Cassandra

How hot is she. She's an absolute doll!

Tammy
Tammy

She is beautiful! I love that she looks so good no matter what she's doing, even with no make-up on. She is all natural and that is even more appealing. I am jealous of her! Damn her!

sasssysasha
sasssysasha

Yeah, she's an all natural goddess. Is it just me or does he look like he could of fallen off the turnip truck in some of the pics (page 4)?

shakalaka
shakalaka

she's got one of the prettiest faces i have ever seen coupled with a damn good body!!