Google Declares Kim Stewart An "Ugly Transvestite"

Yes, my friends. Yet another proud moment in the world of the Bastardly.

When you’ve smoked one too many doobies & done a few lines w/ Kate Moss, you become compelled to head to your nearest computer to look up the keywords, “Ugly Transvestite,” in Google.

In the number one position you’ll see our post on Kim Stewart, the premier socialite specializing in ugliness & sluttiness all rolled up in one really ugly transvestite looking package.

My sincere apologies to the transvestite community all around the world.


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Fillup
Fillup

Ugly face or not, she has a cunt. It may well be the most Beautiful and Wonderful hot juicy cunt on the planet, we dont know. Cant completely discount the girl until you know first hand.

christina
christina

How I noticed her ..I was looking on E! FOR KELLY RIPA THS and there was a post where did kims gether bikini its nice, well i like bikinis and omfg I said this is a MAN ! I had to cont' my search when googled kimberly stewart images ugh what a waste of cash ..I mean seriously Jennifer A. Is not that bad looking shes actually very Pretty..not hot but pretty, and this creature from the lagoon (Kimberly)Looks like a poster child for heroin abuse or crack abuse..look what happens, she is really really worn down and old, I almost feel sorry that she is so friggen ugly that her way to console herself on that issue is to Be as rude,pathetic,a wanna be clone of someone else(the other tranvestite looking friend..yes she to looks lke a man. PH) I looked at her ass..and I had a flash back of childhood memories when i was a child i use to like to pull the bag of cereal out of the box ..well her ass looks like that but the bags full of corn flakes, delightful. A note. She has no iea what life is, you can buy life you have to live life..and lifes hard knocks cant be bought..maybe a face lift or implants but that brings it back to FAKE! And in a world where her father has lost his mind and almost his liver she feels its her mission to ick up the pieces for him his fame is her destiny..lol consider the era of rod stewarts fame a mysterious disaperance like that of atlantis, his daughter wore heels at 6 yrs old because she couldnt tie her shoes she was so dumb not because she wanted to bea model..he family figured ugh were screwed shes ugly and dumb, maybe we will pay off a modeling agency. god knows she cant read or act or sing, think ..were screwed have you seen her face, oh man were so so screwed..

KYLE
KYLE

Hey she told the truth when she called Jennifer Aniston ugly! Its just a war between ugly VS ugly

Flatulent
Flatulent

Hey, leave those transvestites alone! Kimmy is an INSULT to trans-everyones everywhere!

Remember the song from Rocky Horror? Kimmy S is NO "sweet transvestite." She's just a horribly ugly girl. He Daddy ain't too purty either, and she looks like him. This is EXACTLY WHY Jennifer Anniston SHOULD NOT replicate!

A
A

funny how she called Jennifer Aniston Homely! Jennifer was actually hurt by that! Jennifer Shouldn't even care, considering who's saying it! I always thought Kimberly Stewart looked Manly

Nicole
Nicole

Not that im a fan of Kin but u guyz r really mean ...it aint her fault shes ugly! Say wat u want about her as a person (not that any of u actually no her) but dont go saying shes sooo ugly coz thats just plain mean, hurtful, and shallow.

Heather
Heather

I have a better google trick than whats her face....Google "Failure"

heather
heather

the way i first heard of this site was when i googled Kim Stewart is ugly this is one of the first sites that popped up

Jennifer
Jennifer

What an ugly transvestite skank. I wish she could read what real people really think of her and believe me NO ONE would applogize to her. MUAHAHAHA

Cassandra
Cassandra

Perhaps not but when shown a picture of people starving to death in Africa Mariah's response was something like, wow, I'd like to be that skinny but without all the flies and stuff. She's a close second no doubt and a fucking nut job.

Tammy
Tammy

This is true...but Mariah doesn't go around verbally attacking diabled people that have done nothing to her. She just uses them as ploys for publicity. Photographs and charity work. Kim doesn't even do that. I say Kim is worse, but not by much.

Cassandra
Cassandra

She is even worse then Mariah Carey!

Is that possible?! Mariah is the epitome of a completely useless, waste of space.

Tammy
Tammy

Pamela, I have to disagree. Money can buy looks (ever watched The Swan) but not tact. Kim Stewart is ugly and can go to almost any plastic surgeon to make the "changes" that will make her outward appearance pretty but she is the ugliest person on the inside and for that she will be deemed ugly no matter what her outward appearance is. As far as the show "The Swan" goes. I have watched it a few times mostly because I was too lazy to find the remote but none the less. Some of those girls are sooooo homely and they get done up to look like supermodels. My boyfriend made a good point though once when we were watching it. He said that everyone of those girls looks almost identicle when they are all done. He is right, it is like a bunch of clones. Those girls look gorgeous from the multiple surgeries and they are generally beautiful on the inside as well because of the hardships they have served made them so strong.

Kim Stewart has never had a hardship. She is a rich girl with no morals and the most useless piece of trash I have seen. She is even worse then Mariah Carey!

Pamela
Pamela

[Money can’t buy love or in Kim’s case, manners.]

Don't forget looks.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Money can't buy love or in Kim's case, manners.

Cynthia
Cynthia

This is true. Look at some of the UGLY, UGLY men out there: Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and Keith Richards and Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones. And they have an endless supply of 'models' or other stupid women. Now, if any of those guys was a truck driver from East Bumfuck, Kansas, how many women would be after them? That's right! NOT ONE! It's all because of the money. Stupid gold digging whores!

Cassandra
Cassandra

The line of greedy, gold digging whores is endless. It never ceases to amaze me how many women will sell their souls for money and be with men they can barely stand! They are far too shallow to actually consider whether or not there is any physical or mental attraction. The guy has big bucks and that's all they need to know, they can fake the rest.

Tammy
Tammy

I don't care what amount of money or security is involved. I couldn't have sex with someone that I don't find physically and/or mentally attractive. It floors me how Hugh Heffner gets all these bunnies to do him and has 3 girlfriends or more at one time and these girls are ok with it. As far as Rod goes...I have never thought he was sexy. I laugh at that song and I have always found him EXTREMELY homely. YUCK!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Damn! I knew I went wrong somewhere in life! Maybe he'll dump this pregnant Penny Lancaster gal he has now, and hook up with me. I need a mansion and an expensive car too, ya know! Except Penny looks like an exact clone of Rachel Hunter, his ex wife. And I look like neither of them. And I have much better taste, apparently.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Every dumb bitch Rod hooks up with has to have a brood of kids with him so that when they break up she can keep Rod's big (child support) bucks flowing her way.

Tammy
Tammy

Yes only some are male and just as stupid. They all look the same though. YUCK!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Are all 15 of his spawn as ugly, stupid and narcissistic as his whore daughter Kim? Gosh, I sure hope not! I think we need to start a 'Stop Ugly Narcissistic Bitches!' campaign!

Tammy
Tammy

He has like 15 kids already. It is too late!!!

Cassandra
Cassandra

No kidding, there are some poeple who should not be allowed to reproduce!

Katie G
Katie G

she & her father should be neutered to stop the spread of the stupid-

ugly gene

Cassandra
Cassandra

She's rocker Rod Stewarts daughter and a pathetic excuse of a human being.

Tyrese the Pimp Daddy
Tyrese the Pimp Daddy

How funny. Kim stewart is one of those bitches you just have to look the other way when you see her face or you just might vomit. She really is ugly. Who the fuck is this doggy bitch anyway?

es-won
es-won

oh, and congratulations to the bastardly. truly a righteous victory.

es-won
es-won

"-No class, ignorant, heartless, tacky whore.-

You forgot UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!!!!!"

and the fact that she has THE WORST ASS I HAVE EVER SEEN. and cassandra, u said it perfectly: she is insignificant.

Denise
Denise

{Kim Stewart deserves to be shot in the face}

That would actually be a big improvement compared to the face she currently has.

Kathryn
Kathryn

I heard about that too, where she made that joke about Paul McCartney and his wife. All I can say is "Kim you are a fucking loser and even your own rich Daddy doesnt like you anymore"

Tammy
Tammy

Well, that would be very few people. Kim Stewart would have to be shot in the face in front of a mirror because all she cares about is herself!!!

The Maltese Bippy
The Maltese Bippy

Kim Stewart deserves to be shot in the face in front of people she cares about.

Cassandra
Cassandra

That's the million dollar question isn't it?

Cynthia
Cynthia

Why does the media pay attention to such useless shits?

Cynthia
Cynthia

This is why she is good friends with Paris Hilton. Neither of these bitches have any class, intelligence, looks, and certainly not any empathy for others. But they sure do think highly of themselves! WTF?!? That 'joke' was not funny at all. What a bitch!

Joshua
Joshua

-No class, ignorant, heartless, tacky whore.-

You forgot UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!!!!!

Cassandra
Cassandra

Katie, I wouldn't put it past her. No class, ignorant, heartless, tacky whore.

Katie G
Katie G

"she wouldnt last 2 weeks"- you're giving her WAY to much credit,

she wouldnt last 2 days in the real world, because shes so stupid.

& how dumb is she- shes insulting an EX BEATLE, they were bigger

than her dad.that "joke" is just wrong, what is she going to insult

next,children dying of cancer that always funny.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Rod must be so proud...I'd shoot myself if this was my kid.

Richard
Richard

A truly ugly woman. Good thing daddy is rich.

sasssysasha
sasssysasha

She is skanky, what the hell is Rod doing breeding more brats when he can't even raise the ones he has already to be decent?

Cassandra
Cassandra

OMG, I can't believe she said that either. That is so disrespectful and mean, what is wrong with this girl???!!! Does she not realize what an insignificant piece of shit she is in the grand scheme of things. She better pray to God her daddy never loses his money. Useless is right, this little cunt wouldn't last 2 weeks in the real world.

Tammy
Tammy

I have always concurred that she was a man in drag. You know a few weeks ago she was saying Jen Aniston was homely of which I found utterly shocking. Now I read last week that on her latest magazine interview ( I don't know why anyone would want to interview her anyway but whatever ) she made a joke that was the saddest thing I ever heard. Kim Stewart said..."What has 3 legs and lives on a farm"? Then she laughed and said "Paul McCartney and his wife". How tasteless!! I can't believe she would say that! As a matter of fact I feel bad just repeating it. All it did was make me hate her even more. She is useless!

Pamela
Pamela

That is so funny and so true. Kim stewart is truly on ugly horrid faced looking *woman.*