Hayden Panettiere Goes To Slut School


It’s true that Hayden Panettiere is super young & we here tend to stay away from mocking minors, but if one of these minors is about to jump off a bridge into a narrow, drying river filled with pointy rocks & thirsty alligators, we’re naturally forced to play mommy & daddy (they’re currently on an extended Mal Dives vacation fully paid by daughter-dearest—can you really blame them?).

I guess, if you want to learn staying power (yes, Paris has got it) & a winning strategy on how to attract tons of attention & money (until now, it’s working), then Paris Hilton is the perfect teacher. She’s like the modern Madonna—a genius in self-marketing.

May God have mercy on Hayden.

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91 comments
Donna
Donna

Why is she holding a cig?

dude
dude

i would fuck her backwards and front suck her up and let her go down, i wonder how she would be like in cow girl, good?

dude
dude

she starrs in heroes, she was in bold and the beutiful, ally mcbeal and remember the titans,malcom in the middle,raising helen,

Polly
Polly

I have no life. All I do is try my best to mimic Tammy leaving messages here. I'm an immature, illiterate, inconsiderate, jealous, conceited, arrogant, mindless, and lifeless loser. I worship the ground Tammy walks on and I'll always bow down before her. I obey her every command and I shall always go forward with her demands.

Sheane
Sheane

how can you think she is a slut, the ones hwo say that can only dream of dating her, SHE IS HOT!!

bri
bri

i love hayden she is my idle she is the best i have nerly all the films she is in i think she is the best i love you hayden

tony
tony

I hate to say it but HAYDEN IS FUCKIN' HOT I'D FUCK HER STRAIGHT IN THE ASS ALL NITE LONG WHETHER YOU GUYZ' THINKS SHE'S STUPID HEY YOU GUYS ARE SAYIN' THAT I LIKE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry
Henry

Hayden is quite stupid, hanging round with Paris. It'll be like Lindsay, I can see it now. Until, yes, someone else takes over...

Thomas A Anderson
Thomas A Anderson

She has actually done quite a bit in movies and on TV .... I am surprised you have not heard of her ....

# Bring It On 3 (2006) (V) (pre-production) .... Britney Allen

# All Fall Down (2006) (post-production) .... Christina Waters

# The Shanghai Kid (2006) (post-production) .... Adelaide

# "Commander in Chief"

- Wind Beneath My Wing (2006) TV Episode .... Jessica

# "The Book of Daniel" (2006) TV Series .... Veronica 'Ronnie' Dewing

# Mr. Gibb (2006) .... Allyson "Ally" Palmer

# "Malcolm in the Middle"

- Secret Boyfriend (2005) TV Episode .... Jessica

- Jessica Stays Over (2005) TV Episode .... Jessica

- Pearl Harbor (2004) TV Episode .... Jessica

- Stereo Store (2003) TV Episode .... Jessica

# Ice Princess (2005) .... Gen Harwood

# Lies My Mother Told Me (2005) (TV) .... Haylei Sims

# "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"

... aka Law & Order: SVU (USA: promotional abbreviation)

... aka Special Victims Unit (New Zealand: English title)

- Hooked (2005) TV Episode .... Angela Agnelli

- Abuse (2001) TV Episode .... Ashley Austin Black

# Racing Stripes (2005) .... Channing Walsh

# The Dust Factory (2004) .... Melanie Lewis

# Tiger Cruise (2004) (TV) .... Maddie Dolan

# Raising Helen (2004) .... Audrey Davis

# "Fillmore!"

... aka Disney's Fillmore! (USA: complete title)

- Code Name: Electric Haircut, (2004) TV Episode (voice) .... Yumi

# Normal (2003) (TV) .... Patty Ann Applewood

# "Ally McBeal" (1997) TV Series .... Maddie Harrington (2002)

# The Mark of Kri (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Tati

# Kingdom Hearts (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Kairi

... aka Kingudamu hâtsu (Japan)

# Joe Somebody (2001) .... Natalie Scheffer

# The Affair of the Necklace (2001) .... Young Jeanne

# Chestnut Hill (2001) (TV) .... Molly Eastman

# Remember the Titans (2000) .... Sheryl Yoast

# Dinosaur (2000) (voice) .... Suri

# If You Believe (1999) (TV) .... Young Susan 'Suzie' Stone/Alice Stone, Susan's niece

# "Touched by an Angel"

- Godspeed (1999) TV Episode .... Diana

# A Bug's Life (1999) (VG) (voice) (as Hayden Panettier) .... Dot

# "Too Rich: The Secret Life of Doris Duke" (1999) (mini) TV Series .... Young Doris Duke

# Message in a Bottle (1999) .... Girl on Sinking Boat

# A Bug's Life (1998) (voice) .... Dot

# "A Will of Their Own" (1998) (mini) TV Series

# The Object of My Affection (1998) .... Mermaid

# "The Guiding Light" (1952) TV Series .... Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Spaulding #2 (1996-2000)

... aka Guiding Light (USA: new title)

# How Do You Spell God? (1996) (TV)

# "Aliens in the Family"

- Too Good to Be True (1996) TV Episode .... Young Girl

# "One Life to Live" (1968) TV Series .... Sarah Victoria 'Flash' Roberts #3 (1994-1997)

Crisa
Crisa

ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC...

hayden is the girl from Raising Helen..she's really cute and pretty..

lil one
lil one

Hayden was also the oldest daughter (that kate hudson had to look after) in Raising Helen.

glimmer
glimmer

oh ok...ha ha.... :)

jen
jen

yeah, its taught by Wilmer Valderama. You just have to be willing to commit statuatory rape. All of the girls you date have to be under 18.

glimmer
glimmer

is there a slut school for guys ????

Tammy
Tammy

Going back and reading through this thread made me laugh. The Bastardly deleted out a bunch of comments and it is practically all comments from me now. It looks like I was making comment after comment yesterday and some of my replies now don't make any sense as you can't read the comments the imposter made before and after mine. It looks so silly now since all of those comments were deleted.

20carrocks
20carrocks

Hayden's camp reports this photo had the hand/arm photoshopped in. A pretty real looking job if I might add.... Hopefully Paris passes along her oral talents to this young lass.

Deming
Deming

who the FUCK is hayden panettiere!?!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Who the fuck is using my name? Fucking twats! How immature can you get? This site isn't even any fun anymore because morons have to interchange names! Nobody even knows who anyone is. Assholes!

Cassie
Cassie

You guys all suck, this is the most boring thread ever. The last few days have been like listening to a bunch of bratty 8 year olds bicker back and forth.

Just an observation and I don't want to mention any names (Tammy!) but someone who is secure with themself does not feel compelled to have to yammer on and on in an effort to justify themselves every time some idiot makes a remark you take offense to. Who cares what a total stranger thinks and why would you feel you have to explain your life to them? Why can't you just them to kiss your ass and move on?

Like I said, just an observation. I'm out of here!

Tammy
Tammy

The fake Tammy is the one that corrected you, not me. Read things more carefully before you start throwing punches jackass!

Tammy
Tammy

Back to using my name again now? That's fine. I see you know how to spell mortgage. Good job. Does it upset you that Cartman made fun of your family. Was his remark too close to home? Poor baby.

Tammy
Tammy

At least they know how to spell Mortgage you dumbass!

Tammy
Tammy

I also killed Fake Tammy's fun! It's hard for Fake Tammy to face the facts and the facts are that Angelina Jolie is a slut!

jen
jen

By the way, this Hayden chick was in Raising Helen w/Kate Hudson. Maybe that rings a bell

Tammy
Tammy

We can only hope!

jen
jen

with a sick sense of humor like that, he is probably on the verge of suicide anyway

Tammy
Tammy

Well, the psycho does change their name alot so it does appear to be EVERYONE. Most of the time the psycho uses my name though. Right now he is using my friends names Cynthia and RockerAmy1979. They are all the same psycho. Just ignore him. Hopefully he will kill himself soon!

jen
jen

My bad Tammy, I didn't mean everyone literally. The phsyco changed her name so many times I thought it was more than one person.

Bombaclaad
Bombaclaad

"I own the Camero and the mobile home so where the fuck you gonna go?"

Tammy
Tammy

So now the imposter changes their name to Cynthia and RockerAmy1979 to try and fool me. The imposter doesn't know that we e-mail eachother though, so the reason I don't talk to them on here is because I know it's not really them. Nice try though.

Tammy
Tammy

Did I just mention that Aaron Carter is a HOMO? I wanted to make sure that everyone knew that!

Tammy
Tammy

Jen, it's not EVERYONE that has a problem with me. It's one person that changes their name constantly because I said something that offended them at one time and they can't get over it. This psycho stalker has serious anger management problems too. Just ignore them. They feed from the attention.

Katie G
Katie G

oh gross, i've never heard of this girl

but, hayden RUN HAYDEN RUN, get away from paris

jen
jen

I've only been reading this site for a few weeks so let me ask one question. What is everyone's problem with Tammy? Give her a break.

Tammy
Tammy

Cartman...where is Kenny?

Tammy
Tammy

Cynthia...I made a new friend that can join our club. Her name is Amy and she actually has a brain. She loves to torment them just like us. I wish she were on here right now as she is pretty darn funny. You will like her too. Don't worry though lover...she can never take your place. When is the next congical visit?

Tammy
Tammy

Cyn, don't waste your time. This person is an idiot.

Tammy
Tammy

You bitch! - Another lame attempt to try and sound funny!

Uh oh, I poopied my panties again. Us big girls don’t have very good bladder control ya know. And I just did the laundry too. Darn!

Oh STOP!!! You are just too funny!!!! Such wit!……..Stop….stop, I’ll wet myself.

Your remarks are so idiotic that this isn't even fun anymore. I have tried to teach you to act like me but you are too stupid to do it so I give up. When you come up with something truly good to say I will reply but as far as deficating myself. That is so immature and idiotic. Grow up idiot. By the way...thanks for turning another entire thread into something that is all about me. I appreciate all the attention.

Tammy
Tammy

Oh STOP!!! You are just too funny!!!! Such wit!........Stop....stop, I'll wet myself.

Tammy
Tammy

You are an idiot! Cartman is from South Park and they always say "You Bastard". Get a fucking clue fake Tammy.

Tammy
Tammy

LOL Tammy, good one! ......bastard.....LOL.....where does she get this stuff???..........

Whewwwwwww!

Tammy
Tammy

You Bastard!

Tammy
Tammy

You're the devil??? Oh that is another good one. So so funny you are. Wow. I can't believe that is all you can come up with. Tsk Tsk.