MILFilicious Maria Bartiromo & Sexy Petra Nemcova

It’s a pity Kristina Applegate had to get her ass in there to spoil things.

My heart skipped a few beats after spotting these two beauties together @ some Reader’s Digest “Please-Show-Your-Face-And-We’ll-Pay-You” luncheon. As you people already know, Petra Nemcova is a personal favorite. I think it’s because her love is genuine, she doesn’t do crack like all the other bitches & lastly b/c she’s a true survivor!

As unbelievable as this will sound, just 10 months back, this woman was recovering from one of the craziest catastrophes on record & these days, she’s making sure to enjoy life to its absolute fullest. Who wouldn’t, right? It’s unfortunate that homo- & heterosexual men, all over the globe, are literally missing out in one of God’s finest creations (in her prime). Petra, give us a call & we’ll make sure to savor your silky, Czech bod, the way it should be savored. Amen.

Ok enough bullshitting. Here’s some more eye candy from yesterday’s event.

7 comments
Bob
Bob

Ohhhhhhhh, how I'd love to be the lunchmeat in that sammitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa
Lisa

*Lilly Hearst-Shaw (Pattis ugly ass daughter),*

I think you meant her name is LYDIA Hearst-Shaw. And you are right, she is very ugly.

Rob
Rob

Who is the ugly dog in the middle? I'm playing, I know it is that ugly Applegate chick. I only heard of Petra N. after the Tsunami, now SHE (Petra) is what a model is SUPPOSED to look like, BEAUTIFUL. NOT Paris Hilton (bird-nose), Nikki Hilton (homely & beady eyed), Eliazbeth Jagger (U-G-L-Y), Alexandra & Theadora Richards (they look like horses),

Leah Wood (transvestite), Lilly Hearst-Shaw (Pattis ugly ass daughter),

Tori Spelling (shudder-Mr. Ed), & god knows NOT KIM STEWART (quite possible one of the ugliest women ever.) I am so sick of all these celeb kids atomatically becoming models and/or actresses. WTF, what next the Bruce & Demis monkey-troll daughters on the cover of teen Vogue? When they all start to wake up and look like Petra Nemocova, then I will quit bitching. Sorry.

Chef
Chef

Mmmm a Maria and Petra spankalicious sammitch

sasssysasha
sasssysasha

That Petra is a beautiful woman. She has true moxie to survive such horrific injuries and it's nice to see a sexy woman well dressed instead of hooker outfits.

Tammy
Tammy

Well thank God you changed the top post to this. I would much rather look at these hotties (even though Applegate is in the mix) then that bag of vomit Spelling. Thanks Moe!